Friday, July 29, 2011

Filthy Friday

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33 comments:

  1. See, Big Brother is everywhere.

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  2. Here's looking at you, kid.

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  3. UBERMOUTH: See, Big Brother is everywhere.

    It’s Mata Hari.

    LX: Here's looking at you, kid.

    You know how to whistle, don’t you?

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  4. Eye, eye, something a bit funny going on here...
    Sx

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  5. It certainly is a variation on having eyes in the back of your head.

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  6. Eye really just don't know what to say...?

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  7. At least one could see who is "cumming".

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  8. WALLY: Eye really just don't know what to say...?

    Try writing it down instead of saying it.

    Eye can see!

    COOKIE: At least one could see who is "cumming".

    I’ve always dreamed it would be Alan Cumming.

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  9. Unusual take on an "eye for an eye".

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  10. A "tooth for a tooth" would take us into Vagina Dentata territory.

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  11. She's got to be Japanese.

    MUCH too early to have this looking back at me! SHEESH MJ!

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  12. Nudge Nudge... Wink Wink... Say no more....

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  13. Or is the adult version of I Spy with my little Eye...

    Colombo was really into organ donation....

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  14. NATIONS: She's got to be Japanese.
    MUCH too early to have this looking back at me! SHEESH MJ!


    “Shirime (尻目?, lit. "buttocks eye") is a strange yōkai with an eye in the place of his anus.The story goes as follows: Long ago, a Samurai was walking at night down the road to Kyōto, when he heard someone calling out for him to wait. "Who's there?!" he asked nervously, only to turn around and find a man stripping off his clothes and pointing his bare buttocks at the flabbergasted traveler. A huge glittering eye then opened up where the strange man's anus should have been.”

    Nations, your mind is a mystery.

    An amazing and fascinating mystery.

    Aside from that, are you still smoking?

    PRINCESS: Nudge Nudge... Wink Wink... Say no more....

    Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

    PRINCESS: Or is the adult version of I Spy with my little Eye...
    Colombo was really into organ donation....


    Private(s) eye.

    DEEPBLUE: Keyhole peeping again?

    Yes and I keep my skeleton keys on a hook by my rotary telephone.

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  15. That's Salvador Dali, isn't it?

    I mean, that is a picture of Salvador Dali.

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  16. "please read the chart, starting from the top left."

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  17. ("Shirime (尻目?, lit. "buttocks eye")

    So that's where the term "Flash 'em a brown eye" comes from... "Flash 'em a Shirime" just doesn't quite have the same ring to it....

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  18. Mein heimliches Auge, volume II, page 18.

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  19. GEOFF: That's Salvador Dali, isn't it?
    I mean, that is a picture of Salvador Dali.


    From the Dream Sequence in Spellbound.

    NORMADESMOND: "please read the chart, starting from the top left."

    Her brother ended up with glasses.

    Poor eyesight runs in the family.

    PRINCESS: ("Shirime (尻目?, lit. "buttocks eye")
    So that's where the term "Flash 'em a brown eye" comes from... "Flash 'em a Shirime" just doesn't quite have the same ring to it....


    Do you have time for a shrime?

    Give you a dime for a shrime.

    I’m working on this.

    MAGO: Mein heimliches Auge, volume II, page 18.

    Do you have a subscription?

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  20. Oh bollocks, it's "shirime" not "shrime."

    Back to the drawing board.

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  21. Mine Heimlich's Augie.
    Mine's Heinie is Shinie.
    Mine Heiney needs a Heimley
    Heiney Heimlicher Auntie whiny.
    Heimlicher Austria eine Shriner.
    Weenie winey shiny hinie.
    Weeble whiney hiney shiner.
    Shiner Anger wicker wifer.

    ...yup, still smokin'!

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  22. It looks like a giant squid.

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  23. NATIONS: Mine Heimlich's Augie.
    Mine's Heinie is Shinie.
    Mine Heiney needs a Heimley
    Heiney Heimlicher Auntie whiny.
    Heimlicher Austria eine Shriner.
    Weenie winey shiny hinie.
    Weeble whiney hiney shiner.
    Shiner Anger wicker wifer.

    ...yup, still smokin'!


    Glibby gloop gloopy Nibby Nabby Noopy La La La Lo Lo
    Sabba Sibby Sabba Nooby abba Nabba Le Le Lo Lo
    Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
    Early mornin' singin' song

    MISS JANEY: ...the whispering eye...

    Shhh…everyone will want one.

    MITZI: It looks like a giant squid.

    It’s the calamari side dish you ordered with your Kipper Surprise.

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  24. Good Afternoon MJ,

    Now there is a new way of "Keeping an eye on the prize."

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  25. Nobody is even squicked out that Mago instantly knew the name of the publication and the page number you can find this little gem on. Oh yeah. OH YEAH.

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  26. He's a RESEARCHER.

    It's his business to know.

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  27. "Do you have a subscription?"

    No. I think they have volume XXV out, a small publisher in Tübingen.
    The business is to know where to look.

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