Sunday, July 17, 2011

Peggy Guggenheim Sunglasses

Mistress MJ must have Peggy Guggenheim sunglasses…


I’d like them in blue, please.


Includes a silver lamé case. Decorative bat centrepiece not included.

Send your credit card details here and have them sent to me at once.

Thanking you in advance.


31 comments:

  1. The online form describes them as reproductions. Doesn't The Mistress deserve originals?

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  2. Are you trying to imply these are not snaps from your recent vacation? Lovely to have you back.

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  3. I'll be sending you a pair of lovely Peggy Guggenheim crocs, barely ever used...to go with them.

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  4. I must have them in red....... a shy and unassuming piece of fashion... much like myself.....


    ***places chaste kisses on Mistress MJ's feet whilst casually fanning oneself with a mikimoto inlaid nikko fan***

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  5. My nostrils are flared....
    Will hit 23rd street tomorrow.....

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  6. I am busy making a paper mache version if anyone's interested?
    Sx

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  7. ...and then I will try plasticine...
    Sx

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  8. *goes looking for her credit card*

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  10. How about salt dough Scarlet any left over you could make youself some jewellery, decorate with glitter, beads and ribbons. You'd be the envy of all your neighbours.

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  11. I bet you can watch 3D movies with those?

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  12. XL: The online form describes them as reproductions. Doesn't The Mistress deserve originals?

    Peggy must have accidentally overlooked me in her will.

    PEENEE: Are you trying to imply these are not snaps from your recent vacation? Lovely to have you back.

    I’ll have you know I slipped, slopped and slapped to prevent premature skin aging.

    Good to have YOU back, Mr. Peewee.

    JASON: I'll be sending you a pair of lovely Peggy Guggenheim crocs, barely ever used...to go with them.

    Remind me why I’m glad to see YOU back from vacation?

    DAMIEN: I must have them in red....... a shy and unassuming piece of fashion... much like myself.....
    ***places chaste kisses on Mistress MJ's feet whilst casually fanning oneself with a mikimoto inlaid nikko fan***


    They’ll be a smash with your caftan.

    WALLY: My nostrils are flared....
    Will hit 23rd street tomorrow.....


    So that nasal spray worked?

    SCARLET: I am busy making a paper mache version if anyone's interested?
    ...and then I will try plasticine...


    See comment from Mitzi.

    ROSES: *goes looking for her credit card*

    You left it at the liquor store.

    The staff are on a first-name basis with you and have set it aside for safe-keeping.

    MITZI: How about salt dough Scarlet any left over you could make youself some jewellery, decorate with glitter, beads and ribbons. You'd be the envy of all your neighbours.
    Oh fuck it.


    Is our resident doyenne of crafts having a meltdown?

    DEEPBLUE: I bet you can watch 3D movies with those?

    3D porn, perhaps?

    Imagine the cum shots.

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  13. OH! In that case, I want those pink ones with automatic lenses wipers!

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  14. DEEPBLUE: OH! In that case, I want those pink ones with automatic lenses wipers!

    You want the Elton John collection.

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  15. Scarlet - please send many versions of your papier maché ones - I love these

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  16. I want translusent ones in midnite blue with silver glitter floating within. TB PS My spell checker decided to move out of my computer, so dependent on it that I have to look at my DL to spell my name.

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  17. LULU: Scarlet - please send many versions of your papier maché ones - I love these

    Scarlet, in addition to her calligraphy business, should consider a papier maché sideline.

    TB: I want translusent ones in midnite blue with silver glitter floating within. TB PS My spell checker decided to move out of my computer, so dependent on it that I have to look at my DL to spell my name.

    But your name is only two letters!

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  18. Ms. Guggenheim was travelling at a high rate of speed headed east on 5th avenue when she met a highly fashionable bat flying west...and the rest is eyewear history, apparently. It doesn't seem clean, somehow.
    Wouldn't you rather have some lovely peacock frames instead?

    http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=vintage+butterfly+eyeglasses&view=detail&id=29AC277210AB847D4605F7D146AC17C4503971CF&first=61&FORM=IDFRIR

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  19. Ms Nations, we need your bra. And do you still own a canon?
    Sx

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  20. NATIONS: Ms. Guggenheim was travelling at a high rate of speed headed east on 5th avenue when she met a highly fashionable bat flying west...and the rest is eyewear history, apparently. It doesn't seem clean, somehow.
    Wouldn't you rather have some lovely peacock frames instead?


    I’d rather have Mr. Egyptian Penis Man.

    p.s. Miss Scarlet and I are discussing your canon and your bra over at Beast’s place…. Which explains Miss Scarlet’s last comment here.

    SCARLET: Ms Nations, we need your bra. And do you still own a canon?

    Ms. Nations has an entire arsenal in her shed.

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  21. Bat Glasses? Huh.. We have cute little bats here in the Desert! I wonder what they'd think of these babies.

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  22. kabuki suggests sobering up from vacation before making life-altering fashion decisions. kabuki and vogue magazine both thank you for your restraint.

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  23. MANDA: Bat Glasses? Huh.. We have cute little bats here in the Desert! I wonder what they'd think of these babies.

    Did you know that, according to the UN, it’s the Year of the Bat?

    KABUKI: kabuki suggests sobering up from vacation before making life-altering fashion decisions. kabuki and vogue magazine both thank you for your restraint.

    Mistress MJ will be riding shotgun beside kabuki in your new sports car, wearing the Peggy Guggenheim sunglasses.

    Get used to it.

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  24. Truly a role model for us all. And by "us" I mean all the voices in my head.

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  25. THOMBEAU: Truly a role model for us all. And by "us" I mean all the voices in my head.

    Whenever you’re near
    I hear a symphony

    XL: This is bat country!

    Ha! Which reminds me…I still have Rango to watch.

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  26. I'm lovin' the old girl's necklace! Fabulous!

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  27. LA DIVA CUCINA: I'm lovin' the old girl's necklace! Fabulous!

    With Peggy it was big necklaces and big sunglasses…sometimes paired together.

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  28. Ahahahaaa! Now I know I shouldn't have listened to my hubby and wore my vintage 70's glasses to the pool party on Sunday! After all, if it's on Infomaniac, it HAS to be stylish!

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  29. LA DIVA CUCINA: Ahahahaaa! Now I know I shouldn't have listened to my hubby and wore my vintage 70's glasses to the pool party on Sunday! After all, if it's on Infomaniac, it HAS to be stylish!

    Wear it to my next pool party.

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