Friday, July 15, 2011

Filthy Friday

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  1. [quickly averts eyes]

    Got any pillows that need fluffing?

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  2. Wow. Er, Um.

    This will require more vodka.

    Seconds? Thirds? Anyone???

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  3. I think he's got the wrong orifice to stick that tampon in. :oS

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  4. ..wrong orifice to stick his finger in, too.

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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  5. Is it a vodka soaked tampon?
    Sx

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  6. Last week you lot complained about a lack of Filthy Friday and now you're complaining because there IS a Filthy Friday.

    Mistress MJ has endured a fitful night of nightmares (involving others using her coffee mugs!)...

    She puts this down to TWO nights without XL's pillow fluffing.

    *notes return of XL and rejoices*

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  7. Please tell me that's a stick of dynamite and he's planning a unique suicide.

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  8. That tampon in his mouth is sort like the cherry on the top of this picture. Nice touch.

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  9. Want some stories to go along with the visual? go here:

    http://allnurses.com/nursing-humor-share/what-your-most-20151-page3.html

    ...and see how many pages YOU can make it through.

    (for the canadians among you...one highlights the text, then cut-copies-pastes to the search box, and hits 'ENTER'. this process will magically whisk you away to a veritable feces coffin of fun filled flava.)

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  10. Tampon schmanpon, La Diva's seen the tampon trick before....an S & M scene queen I knew back in Sydney would chew on USED tampons....now that's hard core! Wonder if this one is USED?

    TGFFF!!! (Thank goodness for Filthy Fridays!) Have a lovely PINK weekend, y'all! xo

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  11. Wonder why he's got a tampon in his mouth?

    And hey! It's a real-honest-to-god Chode!

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  12. Oh. Dear. God.

    So many shades of wrong. Starting with the ginger and ending with a teeny tiny will...not to mention the finger, the tampon and the fact he's massively unattractive.

    You've out done yourself this week MJ. You really have.

    *pushes Boxer out the way, to get a gallon of vodka to make the image go away*

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  14. We didn't have a Filthy Friday last week. However, this makes up for it.

    I once caught an old man in a unisex toilet in France, masturbating and sniffing at the lady napkin disposal unit.

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  15. @Mitzi, which is exactly why I LOATHE unisex toilets! EEWWWW!

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  16. You disgust me.

    All of you.

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