Friday, February 25, 2011

How to Insert a Hershey’s Kiss

Oh, like you don’t already know.

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27 comments:

  1. Hm. Chocolate and K-Y jelly, almost as bad as peanut butter and devilled ham...just sayin'.

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  2. I have just one word for YOU, Leah...

    NUTELLA!

    I think you know what I'm sayin'.

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  3. I know HOW, I just don't get WHY.

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  4. The latest in Chocolate Fondue Fountains?

    for the Chocoholic that has everything... until now...
    I think I might try Leah's horsy doovers instead thanks...

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  5. Does Mistress have any diagrams explaining mini M&Ms?

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  6. is this for single guys who need a kiss there?

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  7. I'm so glad I'm not only one thinking:

    Why?

    Chocolate is too precious to waste, shoving it up your ass.

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  8. BITCHES: I started out to write individual replies to each and every one of you but since so many of your comments ask “WHY?” I’ll refer you instead to the infamous but untrue Mars Bar Incident involving Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithful.

    See also Mars Bar party.

    Thank you and good day.

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  9. There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?
    -- Robert Kennedy

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  10. BITCHES: Shall we host a Mars Bar party next time instead of our usual Crisco party?

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  11. Seeing as the 'Why?' has been answered, I shall instead go with: Then what?

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  12. Figure it out for yourself and report back to us with your findings!

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  13. To think that all of these years I've been inserting the kisses into the wrong orifice.

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  14. Is this from the specialty drugs departement? Spread love, share a smile, send happiness!

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  15. Hersey's I've never had the pleasure. Now, Cadbury's Creme Eggs are the best I can almost lay a clutch!

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  16. But I still don't understand WHY someone would do this with a Hershey's Kiss?

    Maybe its me, but I feel very much like a Puritan at the moment.

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  17. You are not the only one Cookie, I'm keeping myself out of this one so to speak.

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  18. TB: To think that all of these years I've been inserting the kisses into the wrong orifice.

    Watch and learn here at Infomaniac.

    Watch and learn.

    MAGO: Is this from the specialty drugs departement? Spread love, share a smile, send happiness!

    Or Ms. Nations’ Laudanum larder.

    MITZI: Hersey's I've never had the pleasure. Now, Cadbury's Creme Eggs are the best I can almost lay a clutch!

    I recall when you offered to show us a trick involving a Cadbury Crème Egg.

    This must be it!

    COOKIE: But I still don't understand WHY someone would do this with a Hershey's Kiss?
    Maybe its me, but I feel very much like a Puritan at the moment.


    Because a Hershey’s Peanut Butter Cup would be uncomfortable.

    CYBERPOOF: You are not the only one Cookie, I'm keeping myself out of this one so to speak.

    Shouldn’t you be picking out your ball gown for the Oscars?

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  19. ABSOLUTE JOHNNIE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

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