Thursday, February 24, 2011

DIY Project


Now that Mistress MJ has recovered from her Vodka hangover, she intends to get high and spend the rest of the day matching her mood to her refrigerator…



NOTE: There's over a minute of tripping through the woods before I actually set about to working on the refrigerator.

26 comments:

  1. As far as Miss Janey can tell, this is the LIFE! Dropping acid and redecorating everyday. Better than a day job, that's for sure.

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  2. Why are we only seeing the left half of this exciting piece of Westinghouse propaganda?

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  3. MISS JANEY: FIRST!

    Is this your first first, Miss J?

    MISS JANEY: As far as Miss Janey can tell, this is the LIFE! Dropping acid and redecorating everyday. Better than a day job, that's for sure.

    Next on the list…building one of those tufted headboards like The Drapers have on Mad Men so that Mistress MJ doesn’t bang her head in the middle of the night.

    COOKIE: Why are we only seeing the left half of this exciting piece of Westinghouse propaganda?

    I’m seeing the full screen.

    Are you high too?

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  4. Using my modest talent I painted a scene of St. George Slaying the Dragon on the dear Vicar's Amana. He said it was very inspiring having St. George clad in a crotchless harness and black boots exposing his real power.

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  5. "Mistress MJ is hungover, not high"

    Change of plans apparently.

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  6. This is the way it was supposed to be....

    All very, continental....

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  7. Oooh! Astro-Glo bronze is the one for me!

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  8. I am far too tired to care. My dry cleaners insisted on getting paid if they were to take care of my clothes so I had to do it myself.

    Felt like a 1920s housewife slaving away in the basement. Being poor is far from fabulous. I need a hug.

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  9. TB: Using my modest talent I painted a scene of St. George Slaying the Dragon on the dear Vicar's Amana. He said it was very inspiring having St. George clad in a crotchless harness and black boots exposing his real power.

    A most creative use of your time, TB.

    Since you’re new to Infomaniac, perhaps you’d like to peruse our How Not To Decorate edition so YOU don’t make the same mistakes as the gentlemen in the photos.

    XL: "Mistress MJ is hungover, not high"
    Change of plans apparently.


    Apples and oranges.

    WALLY: This is the way it was supposed to be....
    All very, continental....


    Hold on…since your first name is “Designing” you should be here working on this with me!

    IVD: Oooh! Astro-Glo bronze is the one for me!

    Astroglide did you say?

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  10. Criminy...Petra's asking for a hug.

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  11. Would somebody please hug CyberPete before I am forced into it?

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  12. I did take your most helpful advice and looked at "How Not to Decorate". Although I lack professional training, I don't think that I would make those mistakes even after a bottle of medicinal brandy.

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  13. TB: I did take your most helpful advice and looked at "How Not to Decorate". Although I lack professional training, I don't think that I would make those mistakes even after a bottle of medicinal brandy.

    In that case, I’m hiring you for the Infomaniac Design Team.

    Which at this stage, exists only in my head.

    Now, would you mind giving CyberPete a hug?

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  14. Caramba - they had some pipes with this spot. Very nice - took me some time (woods, geese eh?) until it went off. A really great find.
    I knew some people who made their morning after fridge all by themselves.
    Pete-hugging? He grew a bough or something? When he's already ironing he can do my shirts.

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  15. Oh... you're re decorating the Fridge how lovely.
    For a moment I thought you were measuring up for a new "Glory hole"
    for the very tall...

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  16. As you mention it, dear Princess, a padded gloryhole-wall ...

    and quietly the fountain gurgles ...

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  17. I hate those types of headboards they always seem to have them in grotty seaside guest houses.

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  18. R/E hugging CyberPete Not unless is was deemed necessary as one of duties as a curate. Only then if he was scrubbed down with lysol and completely clothed.

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  19. Curate says something about Tantra. Maybe scrubbing Pete ...

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  20. what kind of vodka?

    you know I ask because I care.

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  21. oh hell, I'll give CyberPete a hug.

    (((hug))

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  22. Mistress MJ, It was Miss Janey's first first. Ever! Another cherry spoken for.

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  23. MISS JANEY: Mistress MJ, It was Miss Janey's first first. Ever! Another cherry spoken for.

    Was it good for YOU too?

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