Saturday, February 19, 2011

Crisco Party!

It’s been well over a year since our last Crisco Party.

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Since we have all this leftover Crisco from baking Miss Janey’s birthday cake…


It’s time for another Crisco party!


Bet you thought Crisco was just for frying chicken!
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21 comments:

  1. LẌ3:12 PM, February 19, 2011

    If one is out of Crisco®, may one substitute another product? Uh, asking for "a friend."

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  2. The Mistress3:15 PM, February 19, 2011

    IVD uses Boy Butter.

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  3. Inexplicable DeVice4:53 PM, February 19, 2011

    Or Boy Butter Lite if I'm watching my waistline!

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  4. normadesmond6:02 PM, February 19, 2011

    i've always preferred to go with the first ladies choice.

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  5. Princess7:07 PM, February 19, 2011

    Is that product some sort of suncare lotion? It is just that I've noticed some young gentlemen in old photo's rubbing the stuff all over their willies when outdoors...

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  6. The Mistress7:56 PM, February 19, 2011

    IVD: Or Boy Butter Lite if I'm watching my waistline!

    What waistline?

    I could put both my hands around your so-called waistline!

    NORMADESMOND: i've always preferred to go with the first ladies choice.

    I have a feeling that margarine is the only thing Eleanor was spreading by that time.

    PRINCESS: Is that product some sort of suncare lotion? It is just that I've noticed some young gentlemen in old photo's rubbing the stuff all over their willies when outdoors...

    What is it you Aussies say?...

    Slip-Slop-Slap?

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  7. Damien8:20 PM, February 19, 2011

    Ive slipped......

    Ive slapped.....

    And now I wish to get VERY sloppy...

    Takers?

    ***adopts the classic yoga posture known as "receptive dog"***

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  8. normadesmond8:30 PM, February 19, 2011

    why am i not shocked by damien's position?

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  9. The Cool Cookie9:14 PM, February 19, 2011

    Those men are dancing at the Crisco Disco!

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  10. Princess1:40 AM, February 20, 2011

    Oh Yes I've seen that pose...
    It's the one where you put one leg behind your ear and bend down and lick your privates isn't it?
    Wow Damien that yoga's really working for you.
    *Rousing round of applause*

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  11. kabuki zero1:48 AM, February 20, 2011

    as a small child kabuki found a can of crisco in the cupboard while playing in the kitchen. kabuki coated all the kitchen walls and then proceeded to push handfulls of crisco through the screen door. kabuki recognized one is never to young to do a perfomance art piece. and that door was never really right after that.

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  12. Roxy3:37 AM, February 20, 2011

    A plastic dropcloth is a valuable accessory for Crisco parties. I leave them permanently on the floors, since one never knows when fluids will start to fly.

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  13. Ms Scarlet4:39 AM, February 20, 2011

    It's digestible!!
    Makes a change from my usual topping of choice.
    Sx

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  14. Stacia4:59 AM, February 20, 2011

    It's the digestible alternative! Hell to wash off, though.

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  15. The Mistress5:52 AM, February 20, 2011

    DAMIEN: Ive slipped......
    Ive slapped.....
    And now I wish to get VERY sloppy...
    Takers?
    ***adopts the classic yoga posture known as "receptive dog"***

    Would you like a profile on our Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service?

    NORMADESMOND: why am i not shocked by damien's position?

    Because his YouTube clip has gone viral?

    COOKIE: Those men are dancing at the Crisco Disco!

    And the Crisco can is the DJ booth!

    PRINCESS: Oh Yes I've seen that pose...
    It's the one where you put one leg behind your ear and bend down and lick your privates isn't it?
    Wow Damien that yoga's really working for you.
    *Rousing round of applause*

    It’s the dog’s bollocks!

    KABUKI: as a small child kabuki found a can of crisco in the cupboard while playing in the kitchen. kabuki coated all the kitchen walls and then proceeded to push handfulls of crisco through the screen door. kabuki recognized one is never to young to do a perfomance art piece. and that door was never really right after that.

    kabuki was a child prodigy.

    ROXY: A plastic dropcloth is a valuable accessory for Crisco parties. I leave them permanently on the floors, since one never knows when fluids will start to fly.

    So thoughtful of you to make it easy on the Houseboys come cleanup time.

    SCARLET: It's digestible!!
    Makes a change from my usual topping of choice.

    Good heavens, Miss Scarlet…what IS your topping of choice?

    STACIA: It's the digestible alternative! Hell to wash off, though.

    Roxy has thoughtfully provided us with dropcloths for the floors.

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  16. Mitzi 7:29 AM, February 20, 2011

    Kubuki was a larder lout.

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  17. The Mistress7:31 AM, February 20, 2011

    MITZI: What is a larder lout?

    I'm still trying to grasp Grandmother's footsteps.

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  18. Mitzi 11:35 AM, February 20, 2011

    It's punnilingus m'dear from lager lout

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  19. The Mistress11:44 AM, February 20, 2011

    Thank you, Mitzi.

    I shall add that to my growing list of British slang.

    I hope to have occasion to use it.

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  20. Roses1:52 PM, February 20, 2011

    *sniff*

    I missed the party.

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  21. The Mistress4:05 PM, February 20, 2011

    ROSES: *sniff*
    I missed the party.

    That ship sailed hours ago.

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