Friday, November 19, 2010

Filthy Friday

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28 comments:

  1. I wonder if there is a Hotdog bun hidden in there or a Vienna Wiener

    Tricky, tricky.. Talk about a sausage fest.. *Badumtsh*

    (Lolfirst)

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  2. OMFG, that's disgusting! Who wears pantyhose these days?

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  3. Fränkische Bratwursthosen!

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  4. pardon me, may i have extra mustard?

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  5. That's not just a serious health code violation. The fashion police are right at their heels.

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  6. Hmmmm, not so much filthy and just,

    no room in the frig?

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  7. Now serving at the Infomaniac Cafeteria. "Wiener Surprize"
    Just watch how "Chef" skillfuly prepares them for your gussetory...oops gustatory pleasure...Get 'em while they're hot!

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  8. When they're right out of the fridge, there's nothing better on a warm day - refreshingly cool, courtesy of Oscar Meyer.

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  9. I....ummmm.....

    Not so much filthy, as just so many shades of wrong.

    I think Beast can stop wondering where all the weiners went.

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  10. Note to Self: don't order sausages, as well as scones in Cafe C.

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  11. She's clogging her breathable cotton panel.

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  12. MANDA: I wonder if there is a Hotdog bun hidden in there or a Vienna Wiener
    Tricky, tricky.. Talk about a sausage fest.. *Badumtsh*
    (Lolfirst)


    I’ll arrange for my houseboys to stuff their gussets with Vienna sausages and serve them at my next cocktail party.

    UTE: OMFG, that's disgusting! Who wears pantyhose these days?

    Men.

    Men in tights.

    XL: Fränkische Bratwursthosen!

    Geshundheit.

    NORMADESMOND: pardon me, may i have extra mustard?

    Grey Poupon?

    CYBERPOOF: That's not just a serious health code violation. The fashion police are right at their heels.

    Speaking of heels, one wonders what shoes they’re wearing.

    JASON: Is that a Wurst infection?

    The worst Wurst infection we’ve ever seen.

    BOXER: Hmmmm, not so much filthy and just,
    no room in the frig?


    How can we keep actual food in the fridge when you store all your vodka in there?

    PRINCESS: Now serving at the Infomaniac Cafeteria. "Wiener Surprize"
    Just watch how "Chef" skillfuly prepares them for your gussetory...oops gustatory pleasure...Get 'em while they're hot!


    There were complaints about Beast’s “Kipper Surprise” so we’ve changed the menu.

    ROXY: When they're right out of the fridge, there's nothing better on a warm day - refreshingly cool, courtesy of Oscar Meyer.

    I’ll be singing the Oscar Meyer jingle all day now.

    ROSES: I....ummmm.....
    Not so much filthy, as just so many shades of wrong.
    I think Beast can stop wondering where all the weiners went.


    This person had best stay clear of Mr. C’s hell hounds.

    ROSES: Note to Self: don't order sausages, as well as scones in Cafe C.

    Nor the fruit platter.

    MITZI: Betty's hotpot?

    Using Ashley’s sausage?

    STACIA: She's clogging her breathable cotton panel.

    Not to mention preventing moisture-wicking.

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  13. Poor dear, she was obviously smuggling them in her cooch and then sneezed accidentally. I hope she can get the onions and relish out too.

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  14. I was going to say that is the wurst infection I have ever seen, but Jason beat me to it!

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  15. You have published the wrong picture by mistake you dozy baggage . this is from an upcoming festive post of 'Shoplifting Xmas Dinner with Mavis Boyle' . We eagerly await the picture of Mavis with a 72lb frozen turkey , I fear a re enforced gusset will be required for that !

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  16. Good morning MJ,

    Another day in the life of a TSA scanner operator.

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  17. The Franconian Bratwurst is mostly discribed as short and thick - but that's only right for the Nuernbergian variants. In Thuringia they even hav a museum for the wurst. The mustard-question (yes, no, sweet, hot) will be unsolved. Hosen were mostly made from leather, so it's sausage and swine related. It's all Volkskunde.

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  18. I think she's hiding something...

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  19. I guess if you can't get one big sausage you have to make do with lots of little ones

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  20. HAYWARD: Poor dear, she was obviously smuggling them in her cooch and then sneezed accidentally. I hope she can get the onions and relish out too.

    You can do time for wiener smuggling here in Canada.

    And let that be a lesson to you.

    COOKIE: I was going to say that is the wurst infection I have ever seen, but Jason beat me to it!

    You’re chasin’ Jason.

    BEAST: You have published the wrong picture by mistake you dozy baggage . this is from an upcoming festive post of 'Shoplifting Xmas Dinner with Mavis Boyle' . We eagerly await the picture of Mavis with a 72lb frozen turkey , I fear a re enforced gusset will be required for that !

    Has Mavis shoved jars of cranberry sauce up her frock as well?

    If they explode, it will cause quite the scene.

    KARL: Good morning MJ,
    Another day in the life of a TSA scanner operator.


    Opt out!

    MAGO: The Franconian Bratwurst is mostly discribed as short and thick - but that's only right for the Nuernbergian variants. In Thuringia they even hav a museum for the wurst. The mustard-question (yes, no, sweet, hot) will be unsolved. Hosen were mostly made from leather, so it's sausage and swine related. It's all Volkskunde.

    Mistress MJ loves a thick bratwurst although she’s never sampled the Franconian kind.

    I want to visit the Bratwurst Museum and become a “Friend of Bratwurst”.

    HEFF: I think she's hiding something...

    This is the Infomaniac version of Heff’s “find the hidden Playboy bunny logo”.

    LULU: I guess if you can't get one big sausage you have to make do with lots of little ones

    In this case it really is quantity, not quality.

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  21. Hmmm... Her bikini-line looks like it could do with a carving knife rather than a razor. How does someone let themselves get into such a state?

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  22. IVD: Hmmm... Her bikini-line looks like it could do with a carving knife rather than a razor. How does someone let themselves get into such a state?

    Oh don’t tell ME you haven’t waken up with multiple wieners on you!

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  23. I've seen bigger weiners.

    Some people even get their photo taken beside them.


    *giggles*

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  24. I've heard of smuggling peanuts but this is ridiculous!

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  25. SID: I've seen bigger weiners.
    Some people even get their photo taken beside them.
    *giggles*


    I thought we agreed never to mention that photo ever again.

    DONN: I've heard of smuggling peanuts but this is ridiculous!

    I suppose you get a lot of that sort of thing in WinterPeg, eh?

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  26. Oh S.I.D. - have I already mentioned that Ireland is great? What photo? :)

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