Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Underwear Solutions

When shopping for underwear, are you faced with the bewilderment of boxers versus briefs?

Or are you still letting your mummy select your underthingies?


Your one-stop-solution is to win The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!


They’re the ultimate in comfort!

Visit Donn’s blog and you could be the next big winner!!!

23 comments:

  1. Also: those ladies appear to be holding some rather large man briefs. Or the sails to The Flying Dutchman...

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  2. Is this your first first?

    Congratulations!

    I much prefer your underwear.

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  3. I have been freakin' out about the shorts all morning...
    and also I've been trying to decipher what Mr Beastie means by his current post.
    It is one huge blogosphere riddle.
    Sx

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  4. Beast’s current post is a desperate plea for attention.

    Either that or a nightmare brought on by overindulging in Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry.

    He isn’t going to win Donn’s approval, however, by calling him a “girlyboy”.

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  5. Underwear? Are we expected to have underwear now at Infomaniac?

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  6. I'm not sure about The Shorts as underwear: Pulling up the jeans they scroll up to the waist and make one look fat, I think. I do not need a tire around my high hips ...

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  7. I believe the lady on the left is holding up the wrong style.

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  8. vibrato vs. vibration.....i'd say a cup is in order.

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  9. If you were none, you save on laundry!

    Thunder prefers briefs...

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  10. MAGO: I'm not sure about The Shorts as underwear: Pulling up the jeans they scroll up to the waist and make one look fat, I think. I do not need a tire around my high hips ...

    I wouldn’t worry about looking fat.

    We have high hopes for your high hips.

    HAYWARD: I believe the lady on the left is holding up the wrong style.

    The incessant violin concerto in her head is responsible for her state of confusion.

    NORMADESMOND: vibrato vs. vibration.....i'd say a cup is in order.

    How sweet of you to visit before you’re whisked away on hols.

    If you had The Shorts now you could photograph them against various landmarks on your journey.

    PONITA: If you were none, you save on laundry!
    Thunder prefers briefs...


    Who can forget the World’s Biggest Underpants?

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  11. Donn is pointedly ignoring me Miss MJ.
    My post is a pictorial imagining of what would become of Canadia once Miss MJ and old Knudsen tie the knot and ascend to the throne Miss Scarlet

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  12. BEAST: Donn is pointedly ignoring me Miss MJ.
    My post is a pictorial imagining of what would become of Canadia once Miss MJ and old Knudsen tie the knot and ascend to the throne Miss Scarlet


    I am quite certain that Donn does not appreciate being called a “girlyboy” regardless of his propensity to dress up in laydeez clothing.

    *thumps Beast on head with royal sceptre*

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  13. I dunno I like to wear lacy lady panties.

    If I wear any at all.

    Although, green is a good color on me.

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  14. AYEM8Y: I dunno I like to wear lacy lady panties.
    If I wear any at all.
    Although, green is a good color on me.


    If green looks as good on you as you look in orange, we need you to win The Shorts.

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  15. I don't do boxers. I get a little claustrophobic with all that fabric around my thighs.

    The Shorts are very jingly! Or at least they were..

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  16. I really do want those Freakin' Green Elf Shorts. They would go so well with my Freakin' Green Elf Bra and Girdle. I'd have the whole ensemble!

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  17. Nothing like a little Elfin Magic over one's privates.

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  18. CYBERPOOF: I don't do boxers. I get a little claustrophobic with all that fabric around my thighs.
    The Shorts are very jingly! Or at least they were..


    I thought you said “all that FAT around my thighs.”

    RANDOM CHICK: I really do want those Freakin' Green Elf Shorts. They would go so well with my Freakin' Green Elf Bra and Girdle. I'd have the whole ensemble!

    I believe Dolce & Gabbana are copying this look from you.

    Expect to see it on the runway soon.

    MISS JANEY: Nothing like a little Elfin Magic over one's privates.

    I’m with you on that, Miss J.

    Take a good look at my avatar.

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  19. I might as well have said that.

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  20. Those Ladies are holdin' up some Spinal Tappian BIG BOTTOMS..
    Big Bottoms,
    talk aboot mudflaps my boy's got 'em!

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  21. CYBERPOOF: I might as well have said that.

    In my mind, you did.

    DONN: Those Ladies are holdin' up some Spinal Tappian BIG BOTTOMS..
    Big Bottoms,
    talk aboot mudflaps my boy's got 'em!


    How could you ever leave this “behind”?

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