Friday, October 08, 2010

Piggy Week Wrap-Up: Tazzy and Piggy and Friends

As much as I’d like to blog about nothing else but our dearly departed Wee Piggy, it’s time to wrap up Piggy Week.

But we’re going out with a bang!

My fave Tazzy and Piggy photo. Thanks to Carly Smunt for emailing it to me.

All of this will probably be of interest only to veteran Infomaniac Bitches who were regulars both here on Infomaniac and on Tazzy and Piggy’s blog.

Rest assured that Mistress MJ has not forgotten about the rest of you bitches but Piggy was very dear to me and my focus this week has been directed only on him. The fact is, I don’t want to stop blogging about him so every now and again I’ll post a wee remembrance of him (most likely his arse).


And now, for your listening and viewing pleasure, we have two videos and a podcast.

Tazzy and Piggy were reknown for their humourous podcasts; a mix of slagging off their fellow bloggers and spinning a few tunes.

You can CLICK HERE to hear a Tazzy and Piggy podcast (mp3) from August, 2007.

Thanks ever so much to The Smunts who dug through their files to find this lost podcast.

NOTE: HEAR YOUR MISTRESS’S VOICE! That’s right, bitches. Mistress MJ gives the introduction to the podcast! Or as Piggy refers to me after the intro, “that stupid cocksucking bitch” and “that dirty old slag MJ”. How I’ll miss him.

Anyway (click here, bitches) … listen up. You’re not doing anything else for the next 45 minutes or so anyway, are you?

And when you’re finished listening to the podcast, enjoy watching the following video made a few years ago by Carly Smunt. She created it during one of the many times that Taz and Pig gave up blogging only to resurrect themselves again and again.

You might even recognize yourself in one of the pics!

Mistress MJ can be seen at approximately 1:37 with The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts over her head and her tits out. If you blink, you’ll miss it as I am upstaged in the next shot by that fat Oirish cunt SID who is also wearing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts. Who hasn’t worn The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts?



Thanks for that, Carly!
Carly’s tits

There are a few too many photos of Smunty Steve in that video for my liking but otherwise it’s an enjoyable trip down memory lane.

And speaking of Smunty, he’s put together a lovely montage of memories too…



And that, bitches, concludes Piggy Week here on Infomaniac.

Piggy, you were loved by so many of us and we’ll always keep your spirit alive in our hearts and on our blogs.

Thank you, Tazzy, for sharing that wee ginger whinger with the rest of the world.

Piggy signing off … for now.

UPDATE: The Smunts have found another lost Tazzy and Piggy podcast from July, 2008. You’ll hear tales of their visit to Inexplicable DeVice in Norwich (IVD gets the shits); another visit to The Smunts where they’re forced to stay in a motel that smells of pee and mold with a pedo watchman; hear Tazzy admit he wants to see Smunty’s willy; and a trip to Alton Towers. At the end, they realize they haven’t mentioned MJ as “Cunt-face MJ is on holidays and wouldn’t have time to listen to us anyway.” Enjoy! And thanks for finding this, Smunts! Click here to listen.

33 comments:

  1. I'll miss the little pigwig, butat least he's now imortalised.

    (I'll have a listen to the podcast tomorrow as I'm now off to bed - I think I can remember the one you introduce, though...)

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  2. You're mentioned several times on the podcast and referred to as that “poor skinny little fucker” with the "bony arse".

    signed,
    New Coven Member, Mistress MJ

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  3. i think your homage has been lovely and i'll have no problem gazing at his tuchas every now and then.

    loved hearing the mistress' voice!

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  4. I tried listening to the T & P podcast, I really did. But I couldn't understand 75% of what they were mumbling about half the time! Sounded like they were talking underwater and bubbles were coming out of their mouths with their words. I'm sorry but I'll need either a transcript or subtitles. Mistresses introduction was clear as a bell, and a rather beautiful voice too (not sure what I was expecting!).

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  5. Uh, MJ doesn't sound Canadian.

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  6. Be back tomorrow to listen and make sarcastic comments about Miss MJ's voice :-)

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  7. NORMADESMOND: i think your homage has been lovely and i'll have no problem gazing at his tuchas every now and then.
    loved hearing the mistress' voice!


    Most gracious of you, Miss Desmond.

    RILEY: I tried listening to the T & P podcast, I really did. But I couldn't understand 75% of what they were mumbling about half the time! Sounded like they were talking underwater and bubbles were coming out of their mouths with their words. I'm sorry but I'll need either a transcript or subtitles. Mistresses introduction was clear as a bell, and a rather beautiful voice too (not sure what I was expecting!).

    Tazzy’s lovely voice is like buttah but to understand him you’ll need to read my Yorkshire Speak post.

    Piggy was, in his own words, “a cute wee Highland boy” so we’re not surprised you can’t understand a word.

    To summarize:

    They insult IVD’s bony arse; discuss SID’s hard-on as he’s “playing the podcast in his car, fiddling with his willy as he drives along the motorway” in his “soggy crotchless panties.”; relate how Piggy made the Smunts’ children cry and describe them as “little bastards” who may not be Smunty’s kids at all. It’s also revealed that the Smunts’ house is infested with fleas and that the Smunts make a shite cuppa tea; They wager on who will win in the “Two Dirty Slappers” Maidy/MJ bitchfight. Their money’s on Maidy, that “lazy bitch who took three fuckin’ years to read Harry Potter” and whose “gaping cunt looks like two bits of sloppy liver slapping together.”; We are treated to hearing Piggy fart on the microphone instead of his usual M.O. of farting under the quilt or on Tazzy’s thigh; and finally…we learn that Tazzy has a “silky anus.”

    Oh, and lots of “mmm,” “aye,” and “oink”.

    Hope that helps.

    XL: Uh, MJ doesn't sound Canadian.

    That’s because I had to bite my tongue every time an “Eh?” wanted to pop out.

    Are you surprised that I don’t sound like Bob & Doug McKenzie?

    BEAST: Be back tomorrow to listen and make sarcastic comments about Miss MJ's voice :-)

    Go ahead and try to say something snarky…even Piggy admitted he liked my voice!

    *slaps Beast with rotting banana peel*

    You have to be nice to me now that we’re in The Coven together.

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  8. Forgive me a quick sappy moment...as I listened to the podcast and looked at the pictures of Tazzy and Piggy...the thing that struck me with the both of them: Tazzy looks like he's just opened the best XMas present ever, in all of his pictures with Piggy. And Piggy looks as if he's home. That's what love should be.

    Anyway (Piggy's favourite word), fantastic voice and great tits Mistress. I'm impressed. The podcast cracked me up. Especially about the scabs in the elf shorts.

    I hope Cyberpete had them fumigated.

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  9. PS: Does this mean The Mistress can now turn Mago into a frog?

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  10. *swallows a little sick*

    A wonderful week of Piggy memories MJ


    Is Piggy dead or summat?


    *runs out*


    cunt

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  11. I started listening to the podcast, and just when they were about to describe Carly's descent into a coalmine, it stopped. Now none of the multimedia Piggy is available.

    Maybe it's just me?

    Anyway, I liked what I heard. I think I've heard the podcast before though.

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  12. I used to be a good girl. Then I started hanging out here. Now look what's happened to me?

    I'm a lusty lush, trawling blogs to shout CUNT.

    It's your fault. I blame you, MJ.

    Bottoms up (please let it be mine).

    CUNT.

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  13. ROSES: Forgive me a quick sappy moment...as I listened to the podcast and looked at the pictures of Tazzy and Piggy...the thing that struck me with the both of them: Tazzy looks like he's just opened the best XMas present ever, in all of his pictures with Piggy. And Piggy looks as if he's home. That's what love should be.
    Anyway (Piggy's favourite word), fantastic voice and great tits Mistress. I'm impressed. The podcast cracked me up. Especially about the scabs in the elf shorts.
    I hope Cyberpete had them fumigated.


    Beautifully stated regarding love, Miss Roses.

    Their’s was a love of epic proportions.

    Before I woreThe Shorts, they’d just been on Smunty so they required a good bleaching.

    And a fumigation.

    If you’re lucky, you could win them next.

    XL: PS: Does this mean The Mistress can now turn Mago into a frog?

    Why stop at Mago when I can turn you all into frogs?

    SID: *swallows a little sick*
    A wonderful week of Piggy memories MJ
    Is Piggy dead or summat?
    *runs out*
    cunt


    Thank you for refraining from vomiting on my blog.

    Did the memories make you moist?

    Is that why your split gusset’s soggy?

    CYBERPOOF: I started listening to the podcast, and just when they were about to describe Carly's descent into a coalmine, it stopped. Now none of the multimedia Piggy is available.
    Maybe it's just me?
    Anyway, I liked what I heard. I think I've heard the podcast before though.


    It probably is just you.

    I’ve just checked and the podcast is working.

    At least your avatar is visible again.

    ROSES: I used to be a good girl. Then I started hanging out here. Now look what's happened to me?
    I'm a lusty lush, trawling blogs to shout CUNT.
    It's your fault. I blame you, MJ.
    Bottoms up (please let it be mine).
    CUNT.


    Face it, Miss Roses.

    You’re a cunt.

    Just like the rest of us.

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  14. Roses ~ Your soul was lost the moment you clicked into this site.


    MJ ~ Have tried searching for some of the podcasts but alas. They really were art of the highest form.
    The dirty cunts.

    Spent all morning laughing.

    Have you any more?

    Willing to swap for *pics*

    *giggles*

    cunt

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  15. Well I did sell the domain that hosted my avatar, so I suppose it was only fair that my avatar disappeared.

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  16. SID: Roses ~ Your soul was lost the moment you clicked into this site.
    MJ ~ Have tried searching for some of the podcasts but alas. They really were art of the highest form.
    The dirty cunts.
    Spent all morning laughing.
    Have you any more?
    Willing to swap for *pics*
    *giggles*
    cunt


    It was The Smunts who found this lost podcast and posted it on Smunty’s blog yesterday but as far as I know, none of the other podcasts have turned up yet. Let’s hope more can be found. I’m thrilled to have this one.

    I have the MP3’s of my old intros and also some of the Taz Radio jingles that I did.

    I’m surprised you didn’t crash into a tree when you were fiddling with your willy on the motorway.

    CUNT.

    CYBERPOOF: Well I did sell the domain that hosted my avatar, so I suppose it was only fair that my avatar disappeared.

    Did you sell your soul along with it?

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  17. We've spent the whole week Pigging out. Which makes this post the dessert course - possibly the just desserts course.

    Mistress MJ's voice is...very radio friendly! I can imagine her on Smooth Jazz FM in the 4am slot.

    I was expecting something more like a Dalek gargling.

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  18. Beautiful, just fucking beautiful. Except for the bits with his manky little arse in.

    Oh, and by the way Mudge(MJ), we found another podcast last night from July 2008. I've managed to rip it off the web and have posted it on my page if you wanted to add it as a post script.

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  19. What a wonderful week of tributes to Wee Piggy. He was a very funny cunt. He never held back did he.. And Havn't the Smunts been as busy as Canadian Beavers...Terrific slide shows full of wonderful memories and thank you to both yourself and and The Smunts for sharing them with us all.

    And MJ...I hate to tell you this but... Your dulcet kanuk tones gave all of my house boys an instant horn... I've had a marvelous... simply marvelous afternoon watching there reactions playing it at random throughout the palais.

    Tazzy and Piggy were the epitome of true love, wonderful fun and real frindship.

    For a wee wihinging ginger cunt he will be sorely missed...

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  20. KAPI: We've spent the whole week Pigging out. Which makes this post the dessert course - possibly the just desserts course.
    Mistress MJ's voice is...very radio friendly! I can imagine her on Smooth Jazz FM in the 4am slot.
    I was expecting something more like a Dalek gargling.


    There will be no discussion of Mistress MJ’s slot, thank you very much.

    SMUNTY: Beautiful, just fucking beautiful. Except for the bits with his manky little arse in.
    Oh, and by the way Mudge(MJ), we found another podcast last night from July 2008. I've managed to rip it off the web and have posted it on my page if you wanted to add it as a post script.


    Yay! Another podcast! Well done, Smunts.

    Will update this post asap with the link.

    PRINCESS: What a wonderful week of tributes to Wee Piggy. He was a very funny cunt. He never held back did he.. And Havn't the Smunts been as busy as Canadian Beavers...Terrific slide shows full of wonderful memories and thank you to both yourself and and The Smunts for sharing them with us all.
    And MJ...I hate to tell you this but... Your dulcet kanuk tones gave all of my house boys an instant horn... I've had a marvelous... simply marvelous afternoon watching there reactions playing it at random throughout the palais.
    Tazzy and Piggy were the epitome of true love, wonderful fun and real frindship.
    For a wee wihinging ginger cunt he will be sorely missed...


    Thank you for taking the time to listen to the antics of Tazzy and Piggy: Yorkshire’s Favourite Poofs.

    This being the Canadian Thanksgiving weekend, I would like to give thanks for the hours spent in their company.

    The majority of my houseboys are gay so I don’t have to worry about the effect of my “dulcet tones” upon them.

    I’m usually shrieking at them anyway.

    Did you know that despite his long absence at Fat Camp, that SID is still my head houseboy?

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  21. I most certainly did. How else do you think I've managed to get my fabulous killer heels in the Coven door.

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  22. CYBERPOOF: I most certainly did. How else do you think I've managed to get my fabulous killer heels in the Coven door.

    Perhaps because your feet are so big?

    BITCHES: I’ve added an update to the end of this post if you want to listen to another Tazzy and Piggy podcast.

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  23. MJ sounds like a right Trnsatlantic Trollope
    Thats all I have to say

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  24. No i did'nt know that SID had such skills... but that explains your always pristine shoes.

    Oh... There's Beast!

    Let the fun begin....

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  25. MJ...did that tube of ointment work on that little problem we discussed?


    Well if your sending it back please clean the cap.

    Unlike last time.

    Dirty

    Canuck

    Cunt

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  26. CYBERPOOF: RUDE!

    Look forward to more of the same as we begin work together in the New Coven.

    BEAST: MJ sounds like a right Trnsatlantic Trollope
    Thats all I have to say
    Transatlantic Trollop
    even


    Would you care for a wallop from a trollop?

    PRINCESS: No i did'nt know that SID had such skills... but that explains your always pristine shoes.
    Oh... There's Beast!
    Let the fun begin....


    Slave, houseboy, bootlicker…call it what you will.

    As for Beast, I doubt we’ll see more of him this evening as he’s knackered from lesbian hen night at Café C where his kipper surprise almost caused a riot.

    SID: MJ...did that tube of ointment work on that little problem we discussed?
    Well if your sending it back please clean the cap.
    Unlike last time.
    Dirty
    Canuck
    Cunt


    We keep re-infecting each other.

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  27. "Are you surprised that I don’t sound like Bob & Doug McKenzie?"

    More like a Hoser!

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  28. XL: "Are you surprised that I don’t sound like Bob & Doug McKenzie?"
    More like a Hoser!


    Maybe after a few beers, eh?

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  29. Fantastic podcast--made me laugh just as hard this time as the first time I heard them those many years ago.

    Great way to celebrate Piggy.

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  30. EROS: Fantastic podcast--made me laugh just as hard this time as the first time I heard them those many years ago.
    Great way to celebrate Piggy.


    These podcasts are gold.

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