Saturday, September 18, 2010

Fruit Basket

We finally made it out of Puddiphatts and continued on our journey.

We were feeling a little peckish after all that kerfuffle so we stopped at the green grocers where we saw a special on fruit…


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Of course some of us couldn’t resist showing off our fine melons.

Miss Scarlet, knowing that Beast can’t resist a fruit basket, is seen here luring him into her trap…



Her cunning plan worked!...

30 comments:

  1. First!
    And I just ate a banana.
    No lie.

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  2. I hope Mr Beast took proper precautions against contracting The Seven Year Itch!

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  3. that banana NEVER ceases to make me spit my vodka out.

    Hai XL!

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  4. Can we please move on Mistress...
    It is just that I've grown quite weary of Mr Beatsie singing This while demonstrating his prowess...

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  5. we're finally going somewhere I want to go!

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  6. Oh! My eyes! I thought from the title we'd be enjoying a post about a load of poofs in a hot air balloon?

    * reminds self not to leave bananas lying around should Beast make it into the Coven *

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  7. That reminds me...

    Love is a creeper
    I know the reaper, on a first name basis
    It ain't Steven
    It isn't Adam
    I've got some apples
    If you want them you can grab them..

    I think I should start up my juicer today.

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  8. JASON: First!
    And I just ate a banana.
    No lie.


    If you plan to continue this road trip with us, you’d best wash your banana from now on.

    You don't know where it's been.

    XL: I hope Mr Beast took proper precautions against contracting The Seven Year Itch!

    By the way he’s scratching himself, I’d say no.

    BOXER: THIRD and proud of it.
    that banana NEVER ceases to make me spit my vodka out.


    What a waste of perfectly good alcohol.

    PRINCESS: Can we please move on Mistress...
    It is just that I've grown quite weary of Mr Beatsie singing This while demonstrating his prowess...


    So long as there is fruit left lying casually about, Beast’s buttocks will continue to appear here.

    Would you prefer to see Piggy’s arse for the umpteenth time?

    NORMADESMOND: we're finally going somewhere I want to go!

    The green grocers or Beast’s buttocks?

    IVD: Oh! My eyes! I thought from the title we'd be enjoying a post about a load of poofs in a hot air balloon?
    * reminds self not to leave bananas lying around should Beast make it into the Coven


    Can you imagine the in-fighting if both Beast and Mistress MJ made it into the Coven together?

    CYBERPOOF: That reminds me...

    Love is a creeper
    I know the reaper, on a first name basis
    It ain't Steven
    It isn't Adam
    I've got some apples
    If you want them you can grab them..

    I think I should start up my juicer today.


    Is “the juicer” Beast’s new nickname?

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  9. Not just one, but two! I'm impressed. And hungry.

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  10. STACIA: Not just one, but two! I'm impressed. And hungry.

    Stay well clear of the ripe bananas.

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  11. Thanks, but no thanks.

    No fruit salad or scones for me now.

    What is it about food and Beast? Is it like some Freudian thing, where his mum didn't let him play with his food when he was a toddler?

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  12. ROSES: Thanks, but no thanks.
    No fruit salad or scones for me now.
    What is it about food and Beast? Is it like some Freudian thing, where his mum didn't let him play with his food when he was a toddler?


    There may have been some crossover confusion between the oral stage and the anal stage in Beast’s early development.

    Regardless, this is a textbook case if I ever saw one.

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  13. I'll take two juicy plums and a banana please.

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  14. MICHAEL GUY: Oh sweet Jesus!!

    The management here at Infomaniac regrets any offense or distress caused by looking at Beast’s banana botty.

    MITZI: I'll take two juicy plums and a banana please.

    And meat and two veg as your main course?

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  15. I wouldn't want to get anywhere near any fluids coming out of Beastie

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  16. I think I'll skip out on the bananas this time...

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  17. CYBERPOOF: I wouldn't want to get anywhere near any fluids coming out of Beastie

    How about solids?

    BEAST: Harumph!

    HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LENI: I think I'll skip out on the bananas this time...

    There will always be a next time where Beast’s banana botty is concerned.

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  18. I was enjoying this post....at FIRST.

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  19. CYBERPOOF: No.Way.Near.That.Either.Ewww!

    Liquids, solids…what’s left?

    Oh yes…gas!

    HEFF: I was enjoying this post....at FIRST.

    The word “Fruit” should have been your first clue.

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  20. I hope Mr Beast took proper precautions against contracting The Seven Year Itch!

    Mr XL!!! What are you inferring????
    Are you casting aspirations????
    Sx

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  21. @ Miss Scarlet:

    Certainly not! Thank you for catching the reference ... even MJ missed it!

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  22. SCARLET & XL: I understood the reference (insert hearty laugh here) but Beast’s scratching was foremost in my mind at the time.

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  24. I don't know about you, but I'd love to read some of these college assignments...
    Sx

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  25. I have removed the grateful college student's comment.

    I believe he has shown his gratitude at Beast's place too recently.

    Is he working on a thesis regarding Sconing?

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  26. ...or 20 new ways to skin a banana...?
    Sx

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