Sunday, September 26, 2010

The Men In My Past


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Go on. Tell us all about the men in your past.

Or the ladies, if that's more your style.

37 comments:

  1. What, only 4? You've only had 4 men?

    The men in my past...Hmmmm...nah, they can stay in my past. Plus, I cannae recall all of them. ;o)

    What about the blokes here?? Do they get to mention their laydees of the past? Or is it only men you want to hear about? :o/

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  2. Well, the men in my past were cavemen. Literally.
    Did I ever tell you about the time I accidently went back in time to the stone age while attempting to create a faster spin cycle in the washing a
    machine? Oh, it was awful! Personal hygiene was non existant, not one of them looked like he'd seen a comb, never mind a good tailor. Although, they did have a certain animal magnetism.
    I must admit to allowing myself to being bashed over the head with their big clubs and dragged back to their caves for more, oh how shall I put it - clubbing?

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  3. Where would you like me to e-mail the dissertation to?

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  4. IVD: Yay! First!

    Up early contemplating my place in the Coven?

    UTE: What, only 4? You've only had 4 men?
    The men in my past...Hmmmm...nah, they can stay in my past. Plus, I cannae recall all of them. ;o)
    What about the blokes here?? Do they get to mention their laydees of the past? Or is it only men you want to hear about? :o/


    Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?

    I’ve revised my post for the benefit of the straight blokes and/or carpet munchers amongst us.

    IVD: Well, the men in my past were cavemen. Literally.
    Did I ever tell you about the time I accidently went back in time to the stone age while attempting to create a faster spin cycle in the washing a
    machine? Oh, it was awful! Personal hygiene was non existant, not one of them looked like he'd seen a comb, never mind a good tailor. Although, they did have a certain animal magnetism.
    I must admit to allowing myself to being bashed over the head with their big clubs and dragged back to their caves for more, oh how shall I put it - clubbing?


    Is that what they meant in The Flintstones when they sang…

    “We’ll have a gay old time”?

    ROSES: Where would you like me to e-mail the dissertation to?

    My PC doesn’t have enough memory.

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  5. "Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?"

    When you say 'blow', what exactly do you mean? :oD

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  6. Some things are best not shared.

    I've learned that the hard way.

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  7. UTE: "Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?"
    When you say 'blow', what exactly do you mean? :oD


    I think we both know what I mean.

    CYBERPOOF: Some things are best not shared.
    I've learned that the hard way.


    Since you’re not in the mood for sharing, perhaps you can run along and fix your avatar.

    XL: Fail.

    Oh dear.

    You’d think they’d be knocking down your door what with your impressive pillow-fluffing skills and all.

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  8. Honey there’s not enough room in that little picture to hold them all.

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  9. Thank Sweet Jesus Almighty that you did ask about all the tricks in my past!

    But the men who actually were a part of my past? It goes something like this: still unemployed, dead and dead. I should point out that the two dead ones died from doing stupid things on their own accord, ten or more years after we broke up.

    Just sign me,

    Happily married to the greatest man in the world for 14 years!

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  10. AYEM8Y: Honey there’s not enough room in that little picture to hold them all.

    One look at that arse has them lining up around the block.

    MR. COOKIE: Thank Sweet Jesus Almighty that you did ask about all the tricks in my past!
    But the men who actually were a part of my past? It goes something like this: still unemployed, dead and dead. I should point out that the two dead ones died from doing stupid things on their own accord, ten or more years after we broke up.
    Just sign me,
    Happily married to the greatest man in the world for 14 years!


    Congratulations on finding wedded bliss.

    Now swing by Normadesmond’s place to take her “10 Questions for Wives to Answer” quiz.

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  11. My avatar is just fine! Shows up whenever I look.

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  12. BITCHES: Is it just me or is CyberPete’s avatar invisible to you?

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  13. Oh...It was all so long ago I've forgotten there names and their faces...Not that i saw their faces very often nor did I have much of an oppertunity to ask their names...

    Mother always told me not to speak with my mouth full...

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  14. Oh I can see petes avitar from here...

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  15. 80% Foreign (US, UK, Germany)
    20% Sandwichian (Northerners, basically)

    All of them were delicious. I ate them alive (yummy!). I still have 2 in the pantry! **drools dangerously**

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  16. PS.- Can't see Cyberpete from here either. But I havent eaten him!!!

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  17. I hope you haven't eaten my lollipop Leni.

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  18. The men in my past get more bearable the further the get into the past.

    More bearable, less bareable, and probably more bearlike.

    Though one might be a woman by now.

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  19. Cyberpete, how could I possibly eat it? It's invisible! ;)

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  20. I'll have you know, I have a big lollipop Leni.

    Since I'm trying to join The Coven, I'm experimenting in the art of invisibility.

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  21. I have ordered beer goggles for Oktoberfest. Maybe that will help!

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  22. i love how the dream bubble on the bottom right shows don juan looking down at his boner to see how big it is.

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  23. I have been with Mr. Boxer for over 30 years.

    That is all I have to say on THAT.

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  24. PRINCESS: Oh...It was all so long ago I've forgotten there names and their faces...Not that i saw their faces very often nor did I have much of an oppertunity to ask their names...
    Mother always told me not to speak with my mouth full...


    Wench.

    LENI: 80% Foreign (US, UK, Germany)
    20% Sandwichian (Northerners, basically)
    All of them were delicious. I ate them alive (yummy!). I still have 2 in the pantry! **drools dangerously**


    No Canadians?

    KAPI: The men in my past get more bearable the further the get into the past.
    More bearable, less bareable, and probably more bearlike.
    Though one might be a woman by now.


    All the makings of a B-movie.

    XL: I have ordered beer goggles for Oktoberfest. Maybe that will help!

    Many people wouldn’t have been conceived without them.

    NORMADESMOND: i love how the dream bubble on the bottom right shows don juan looking down at his boner to see how big it is.

    The pre-Viagra years of cartooning.

    BOXER: I have been with Mr. Boxer for over 30 years.
    That is all I have to say on THAT.


    Isn’t time for an oil change and a tune up?

    BITCHES: Looks like we’re all having trouble seeing Pete’s avatar (except Princess who has x-ray vision).

    Perhaps XL (Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ) can shed some light on the problem?

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  25. The men of my past? There aren't that many (let's not forget that I was partnered at age 24 for 26-years) Then I woke up, like that 'DALLAS' episode and began again.

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  26. MICHAEL GUY: The men of my past? There aren't that many (let's not forget that I was partnered at age 24 for 26-years) Then I woke up, like that 'DALLAS' episode and began again.

    Which Ewing are you?

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  27. Now why would I want to go and do THAT? La Diva drinks to forget HER past. (and the present!)

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  28. LA DIVA CUCINA: Now why would I want to go and do THAT? La Diva drinks to forget HER past. (and the present!)

    La Diva would make an excellent drinking buddy.

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  29. Sounds painful.


    Oh, you said "Past"....

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  30. HEFF: Sounds painful.
    Oh, you said "Past"....


    It’s all a blur.

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  31. I can't tell you about all the men in my life, because, I'd be here all night through to the early hours typing. I'll probably end up with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

    I once had a flirtation with a Howard. He had a huge cock, like a pringle tube with a shiny red apple on top.

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  32. MITZI: I can't tell you about all the men in my life, because, I'd be here all night through to the early hours typing. I'll probably end up with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
    I once had a flirtation with a Howard. He had a huge cock, like a pringle tube with a shiny red apple on top.


    Did Howard’s cock look something like this?

    Oh, and that’s a comely new avatar.

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  33. My sphincter clenched for a moment when I saw the pic. Yes, very similar except Howard's bellend was more puce.

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  34. MITZI: My sphincter clenched for a moment when I saw the pic. Yes, very similar except Howard's bellend was more puce.

    Not a very decorative shade, I’m afraid.

    Doesn’t it come in fagnolia?

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