Friday, June 11, 2010

Men With Balls



More than the The Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling (axed after 200 years…thanks to health and safety killjoys).

More than The World Bog Snorkelling Championship.

More than The Pantomime Horse Grand National.

And yes, even more thanThe World Black Pudding Throwing Championship

Mistress MJ’s favourite sporting event runs from June 11th to July 11th, 2010.



Please keep the chit chat to a minimum as Mistress MJ is watching the World Cup.


Divertimento: Let’s all hear it for Shirtless Italian Footballers.

30 comments:

  1. I thought you were referring to Ball Kissing.

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  2. hope all the boys kiss all the balls.

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  3. I came here for Filthy Friday.

    There's not even a topless man in evidence today.

    No, I don't like football of any description.

    Humpf.

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  4. In real sports news, Chicago's Canadians beat Philadelphia's Canadians!

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  5. Oh how I wish they would televise the Pantomime horse Grand National.
    We had a Wags 'Come Dine With Me' in the week... Maybe the Wags could dress up as Pantomime horses...
    Sx

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  6. I finad all sports you listed very interesting. I wish Arthur King of the Britons would start in the Pantomime Horse Grand National. Its a shame that the cheese rolling is axed! Maybe I'll watch the German half final.

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  7. Football...I'm excited...
    Speaking of races and events What a bout this

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  8. Now, if only Fabio Cannavaro would kiss Golden Balls himself. That would make football worth watching!

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  9. I am the person in the room who constantly wants the rules explained again - when shall I come round with cake to help you watch?

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  10. Come on, Argentina!

    Er, England.

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  11. I do not care who wins, as long as it is Molvania!

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  12. Anyone, even Bad Korea, but the Italian DIVING Team!

    Aside from the Azzuras' penchant for ridiculously egregious displays of swan diving in agony if an opponent runs within 20 feet of them, their boring-as-hell defense defense defense style makes me want to poke needles in my eyes as I jump in front of a train!

    heh heh heh

    Oddsmakers put Italy's chances at 1 pickle Dillion/1 anyway so no worries.
    Okay...bring it :)

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  13. I hope those balls were clean before they put their lips on them...who knows where those balls have been!

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  14. Yeah ok, but where are the shirtess Italian footballers? The ones in the pic above are not shirtless!

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  15. I have a picture of the pool boy from the Spa you requested.....

    No filthy Friday? Wow, you really do like your balls.

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  16. BITCHES: What part of “Please keep the chit chat to a minumum” do you not understand?

    Is it not enough that I’m coming down with a headache following the stadium noise of thousands of vuvuzelas?

    It’s like being in a B-movie, bombarded by swarms of demented mosquitoes!

    Would somebody please take LENI and ROSES aside and show them the link to “Shirtless Italian Footballers”? Hint: Click on the words “Shirtless Italian Footballers” where it says “Divertimento: Let’s all hear it for Shirtless Italian Footballers.”

    Oh what the hell. Click here.

    Wait up…did someone mention cake?

    *notes that Geoff is here…someone who appreciates the game*

    The rest of you: And no hooliganism!

    *exits and shoves vuvuzela up Mr. Peenee’s arse*

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  17. Mine aren't that shiny !!

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  18. Donnn is absolutely right, they can not play Fußball, they are only good at breaking the opponents bones. Zidane was right.

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  19. So far: 1-1, 0-0.

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  20. YOU'RE BACK! PRAIZE JEBUS!

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  21. Oh My God!

    MJ must have some powerful P***y to be able to resurrect her blog from the grave.

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  22. ...better make sure the vodka fountain is still intact...
    Sx

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