Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Infomaniac Talent Show

Surely this Infomaniac reader (identity concealed ) isn’t the only one of you bitches with a unique skill…



Tell us about your special talent!

40 comments:

  1. I box. I can hit the speed bag. All while wearing lipstick.

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  2. XL: But you're a cat.

    Therefore you can lick your own balls.



    BOXER: That's nothing.

    Wait 'til CYBERPETE gets here and tells you how he can wear lippy AND run in high heels backwards!

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  3. HEY? How come he doesn't have to push his head down on the banana with his other hand?

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  4. DONN: Nobody likes a bruised banana!

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  5. Remember when Molly Ringwald puts on the lipstick with her boobs in "16 Candles"? Well, I can't do that.

    Sarge can tie a cherry stem into a knot with his tongue though. I'll let him be my stand-in for this post.

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  6. I can juggle while riding a unicycle.

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  7. LEAH: Remember when Molly Ringwald puts on the lipstick with her boobs in "16 Candles"? Well, I can't do that.
    Sarge can tie a cherry stem into a knot with his tongue though. I'll let him be my stand-in for this post.


    She does WHAT?

    I never saw that movie. Could you elaborate?

    Lingual cherry stem tying is de rigeur here on Infomaniac.

    You must take lessons at once.

    Just remember that the pit is a choking hazard.

    How is your gag reflex?




    AYEM8Y: I can juggle while riding a unicycle.

    Yes, I’ve heard you’re good at handling balls.

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  8. I had a brain freeze. It was "The Breakfast Club," not 16 Candles. I'll try to find a clip.

    I've got no gag reflex really to speak of. Maybe that's my talent?

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  9. I have no special talents :-(

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  10. Who said anything about juggling balls? I said I can juggle while riding a unicycle.

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  11. Running backwards in stilettos wearing a full face of slab.

    What's your special talent MJ?

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  12. I assumed that because bananas were involved in that photo essay, that it was Beast's special talent... we've all seen where he stores his bananas, so peeling them in a manner out of the ordinary would also make sense.

    I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose... if anyone cares to know. ;-P

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  13. Amazing ... Sorry, no special talents here.

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  14. I have double jointed thumbs. And I fall over a lot. Some people find this amusing.
    Sx

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  15. You couldn't find a picture of a hot chick doing that instead?

    I can keep small rodents warm inside my foreskin.

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  16. LEAH: I had a brain freeze. It was "The Breakfast Club," not 16 Candles. I'll try to find a clip.

    Haven’t seen “The Breakfast Club” either.

    In fact, I haven’t seen any Molly Ringwald movie.

    I've got no gag reflex really to speak of. Maybe that's my talent?

    You must be popular at parties!




    BEAST: I have no special talents :-(

    We beg to differ.

    See Ponita’s response.




    AYEM8Y: Who said anything about juggling balls? I said I can juggle while riding a unicycle.

    So you can juggle while riding a unicycle, you have a spectacular ass AND you have a green thumb.

    What a catch!

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  17. CYBERPOOF: Running backwards in stilettos wearing a full face of slab.

    Slab? Or slap? Or did you have an unfortunate bukkake-related incident?

    What's your special talent MJ?

    I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.




    PONITA: I assumed that because bananas were involved in that photo essay, that it was Beast's special talent... we've all seen where he stores his bananas, so peeling them in a manner out of the ordinary would also make sense.

    Beast is just being modest.

    For the five or six people on the planet who haven’t seen what BEAST can do with a banana, click here and scroll down to the second pic.


    I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose... if anyone cares to know. ;-P

    Note my special talent in my response to CyberPoof’s comment.

    We should take this show on the road.

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  18. MAGO: Amazing ... Sorry, no special talents here.

    But you’re a polyglot!

    You’re fluent in German, Franconian, English AND you speak in tongues.




    SCARLET: I have double jointed thumbs. And I fall over a lot. Some people find this amusing.

    IVD has double jointed digits and he is a constant source of amusement as you well know.


    Are you like one of those fainting goats?

    Have you ever accidentally fallen over and landed upon one of your thumbs?




    MAXI: You couldn't find a picture of a hot chick doing that instead?
    I can keep small rodents warm inside my foreskin.


    You can also use your foreskin as a change purse.

    Very handy for a night on the town as it frees up your hands.

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  19. I can touch the back of my head with my tongue
    I can validate my larking
    I can run rings around your logic
    I can has cheeseburger

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  20. i'll have to get back to y'all on this one, sugar! xoxox

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  21. Donn, if you can touch the back of your head with your tongue, can you lick your eyeballs like a gecko?? ;-)

    And a tongue like that could come in *very* handy with the ladies!

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  22. DONN: I can touch the back of my head with my tongue
    I can validate my larking
    I can run rings around your logic
    I can has cheeseburger


    Can you validate my parking while you’re at it?

    And remember, I don’t have a car.



    SAVANNAH: i'll have to get back to y'all on this one, sugar! xoxox

    Your special talent is procrastination.



    PONITA: Donn, if you can touch the back of your head with your tongue, can you lick your eyeballs like a gecko?? ;-)
    And a tongue like that could come in *very* handy with the ladies!


    There is a queue forming as we speak to get onto Donn’s waiting list.

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  23. Um, ew!

    And just to clarify it, NO!

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  24. CYBERPOOF: Um, ew!
    And just to clarify it, NO!


    Once again, your clarifications only serve to make the waters muddier.

    Clarify WHAT exactly?

    That you don’t use slap but you DID have an unfortunate bukkake-related accident?



    WIL: Aww hecks no.

    Don’t be shy.

    I’ve seen your remarkable talent at work with animating Barbie dolls.

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  25. I can eat a whole bag of Peeps without getting sick.

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  26. As a child I could use my nose as a pea shooter

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  27. I like bananas like a gheys dick, soft and brown.

    My special talent is making friends, I should be a fucking ambassador or something.

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  28. I can fart on cake. Yeah, that's about it.

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  29. RANDOM: I can eat a whole bag of Peeps without getting sick.

    Warn us of your next Peep-a-thon and we shall focus the “Glutton Cam” on you.



    LULU: As a child I could use my nose as a pea shooter

    Why let adulthood get in the way of a good thing?




    KNUDSEN: I like bananas like a gheys dick, soft and brown.
    My special talent is making friends, I should be a fucking ambassador or something.


    You have already given so much to the community through your work with “Up With People”.

    Hurray for everything!

    Smile ‘til it hurts.



    CYBERPOOF: Oh shuddup

    Make me.



    HEFF: I can fart on cake. Yeah, that's about it.

    Something like this?

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  30. I can play the harp - does that count?

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  31. MUTLEY: I can play the harp - does that count?

    It only counts if it’s the nose harp as this young lady is playing.

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  32. What happened to that banana in the end?

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  33. I wonder how she stops bogies blocking it up...?

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  34. ISTVANSKI & MUTLEY: See Beast for all banana-related inquiries.

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  35. i can still do the knotting of a cherry stem with my tongue...not really a talent though i don't believe...

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