Sunday, May 03, 2009

Shape-Up Sunday

That packet of Jammie Dodgers you just ate is doing your figure no favours.

Back away from your computer and get some exercise for a change, you lazy bitches…

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35 comments:

  1. VOICES: You are a girly man.

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  2. XL: Brits will eat anything.

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  3. See, exercising used to be much more practical..everything now is SO extreme!
    I could prolly manage 20 minutes in the reclining chair..how hard could that be? I'd even try reading a magazine to exercise my eyeballs.

    Forget that other crap, I'd start a flabbalanche if I went on the bum twister thingamabob.

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  4. *flexes his guns and gives'em each a well deserved kiss*

    oh yeah...

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  5. Where's the adhesive jam?
    Can I have a biscuit please I have a hangover.
    Sx

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  6. The bum twister looks like massive fun.

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  7. I usually get out of breath and sweaty when I knock one off the wrist, does this mean I'm unfit?

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  8. I want that 'R181 workout pant for the 80s'.
    It claims to end wind resistance which could be very useful.

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  9. DONN, er, NUZZER: See, exercising used to be much more practical..everything now is SO extreme!
    I could prolly manage 20 minutes in the reclining chair..how hard could that be? I'd even try reading a magazine to exercise my eyeballs.
    Forget that other crap, I'd start a flabbalanche if I went on the bum twister thingamabob.


    Mistress MJ recommends the La-Z-Boy Cool Chair which is described as “more comfy than the bosom of a Scandinavian princess.”

    “Lift up the arm and you’ll find a built-in fridge that will keep up to six cans of your favourite drink cold for hours with a cup holder situated on the lid.”

    “And then there’s the pièce de résistance ... a six motor massage system built into the body of the chair! Just pick up the handset, adjust the settings to your personal preferences and let the chair MASSAGE YOUR STRESS AWAY. There’s even a built-in lumbar heating system to ensure that you never get chilly!”

    “Flabbalanche” you say? Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

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  10. A flabbalanche!! hahaha!!!!

    That's it, I'm off to the Y....

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  11. VOICES: *flexes his guns and gives 'em each a well deserved kiss*
    oh yeah...


    As long as your arms are the only things you’re flexing, we’re okay.




    SCARLET: Where's the adhesive jam?
    Can I have a biscuit please I have a hangover.


    I found a grocery site that describes Jammie Dodgers thusly: “Gooey stretchy raspberry flavour jam SPLODGED between 2 shortcake biscuits.

    I’m not certain I want my biscuits served with splodge.

    Or is this considered a delicacy in British households?

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  12. OMIGOD OUR hahahaaaaas overlapped!!!!!

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  13. CYBERPOOF: The bum twister looks like massive fun.

    You don’t need mechanical assistance to get YOUR knickers in a twist!




    MAXI: I usually get out of breath and sweaty when I knock one off the wrist, does this mean I'm unfit?

    It means you need to practice wanking more.

    *finds it hard to believe you haven’t reached professional status*




    KAZ: I want that 'R181 workout pant for the 80s'.
    It claims to end wind resistance which could be very useful.


    It’s hard to read the fine print.

    Does it say it’s “perfect for baking”?

    Looks hot enough to bake your nads in there, that much is certain.



    LEAH: A flabbalanche!! hahaha!!!!
    That's it, I'm off to the Y...


    And don’t come back ‘til you’re a size zero!

    Who the hell makes up these ridiculous sizing charts anyway?

    *huffs off, burning 2 calories on the way out*

    And yes, I’m burning up calories trying to keep up with your overlapping comments!

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  14. I'm happy with my treadmill. I'm like a man-hamster.

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  15. GEOFF: I'm happy with my treadmill. I'm like a man-hamster.

    You’re one out-of-control hamster!

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  16. CYBERPOOF: What are you laughing at?

    My repsonse about your twisted knickers?

    Donn's flabbalanche?

    Or the treadmill hamster video?

    Could you try to put things in context for a change?!!!

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  17. No fear I blog while I jog on the treadmill - the only time I'm away from the blogosphere is when I am asleep.

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  18. EMMA: Sleep?

    Define, please.

    I know not of this activity.

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  19. "Sears Figure Control Shop" God, that's so cool. Is that the best name they could come up with? I would so spank those 70s chicks in those colors extinct for the last 35 or so years body tard things though.

    Wil Harrison.com

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  20. I exercise by masturbating and drinking beer...

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  21. Sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.

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  22. im on mutleys exercise program as well...

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  23. WIL: "Sears Figure Control Shop" God, that's so cool. Is that the best name they could come up with? I would so spank those 70s chicks in those colors extinct for the last 35 or so years body tard things though.

    Mistress MJ does all the spanking around here.

    You can serve the ladies refreshing beverages if you wish.




    MUTLEY: I exercise by masturbating and drinking beer...

    The Wanker Workout?

    Make a fitness video!




    CYBERPOOF: Sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.

    I STILL don’t know what you were thinking!



    VOICES: im on mutleys exercise program as well...

    Ewww…I hope you’re not spotting him.



    MAGO: I love you.

    Mwwwahhhh!

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  24. Back away from your computer and get some exercise for a change, you lazy bitchesA whole world of fuck no.

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  25. KNUDSEN: A whole world?

    Including the galaxies?

    I am orbiting Uranus.

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  26. Ah, so that's where Star Trek got their costumes from, Sears!

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  27. EROS: Boldly going where no one should ever go.

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  28. I don't quite get the ergonomics of the last sexual position.

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  29. Biscuits are the food of love. Leave us alone to get fatter.

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  30. UBERMOUTH: There are some things you weren't meant to know.

    ISTVANSKI: I'm opening a packet of HobNobs as we speak.

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