Monday, January 07, 2008

How Clean Is Your Arse?

Is your arse minty clean?





Can you do this with confidence?...








If not, don’t come back here ‘til you have a tidy tush.








So what are you doing to ensure everyday freshness?




28 comments:

  1. So what are you doing to ensure everyday freshness?

    I take a shower every Friday, whether I need one or not.

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  2. Nice to see you're starting the new year as you mean to go on.

    I think it may be a good idea not to visit here while at work.

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  3. This post is like my living room at the moment. Everything is arse about face.

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  4. WARING: Considering your diet of Baked Beans a la Mexicano, and your arse scratching and finger sniffing, I would suggest showering twice a week.

    CYBERPOO: "It's Like Altoids for your Ass!"

    CONNIE: If you’d wanted work-safe content, you should have participated in the Infomaniac Reader Survey.

    The people have spoken.

    TICKERS: I can suggest a good air freshener.

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  5. Mmmmmm

    Do you use it yourself MJ?

    The public wants to know what the MJ does to stay minty fresh in that area

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  6. There are some things in Life better left to the imagination...
    and seeing the photo of a Lobbyist listening to the Representative from the 'Show Me State' talkin' out of his ass, is definitely one of them.

    Children avert your eyes!

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  7. CYBERPOO: I use Piggy’s sleeve.

    HE: A case of verbal diarrhea?

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  8. What are you doing up at this ungawdly hour?

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  9. CYBERPOO: Unlike the filthy Danes, Canada practices sanitation in the nation.

    HE: Infomaniac never sleeps.

    Wait. Isn't that what they say about rust? Damn.

    My my, hey hey.

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  10. I'm not filthy

    I'm a delish puff uh I mean poof pastry

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  11. I purposely leave my ass dirty so exactly THAT won't happen. That and I don't do handstands for the same reason.

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  12. CYBERPOO: Good thing you didn't say "puff" pastry as those are flaky and contain several layers of fat.

    RIMMER: I was sure there's a "rim" in Rimshot.

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  13. We really need to teach Rimmer the importance of keeping the rim clean

    no matter if he is eating out or eaten out

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  14. Oh MJ, your sardonic humor knows no bounds! You're quite the witty minx, aren't you?

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  15. I use soap and water. Clean as a whistle.

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  16. CYBERPOO: You can be his mentor.

    RIMJOB: I'm such a laff riot that I crack myself up all the time.

    BILLY: You know how to whistle, don't you, Billy?

    You just put your lips together and blow.

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  17. you crack yourself up ?


    *sniggers*

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  18. She can fit most of herself up her crack too.

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  19. CYBERPOO: See? I did it again!

    CONNIE: You'll shut up right now if you don't want to be stuffed up there along with me.

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  20. Christ, that looks uncomfortable. I'm all for athletic sex, but that's a position where I'd want to neither be top nor bottom.

    Body wash for me on a nice fluffy scrubber.

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  21. You could eat your dinner off my freckle!

    Don't forget to douche kids!

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  22. I lick my own arse clean every morning.

    But sometimes forget to clean my teeth afterwards.

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  23. PEEVISH: You really must expand your repertoire.

    FROBI: And wipe front to back!

    KAPI: *offers Kapi a breath mint*

    PRU: I’ll only allow my insides to be flushed with alcohol.

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  24. this reminded me of a friend of mine and made me smile so big it hurt my cheeks...i will let you decide which ones

    *slaps my own hand for that one*

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  25. DAISY: Never mind your cheeks.

    Which scene here reminded you of your friend?

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