Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Bye Bye, Bitches




Infomaniac is closing indefinitely.

Thanks for all the laffs.

And in return, I hope I’ve provided "a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."







Maybe I’ll swing back this way again some day.

50 comments:

  1. What's goin' on, MJ? Check ur email.

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  2. For real?

    OhnoOhnoOhnoOhnoOhnoOhnoOhnoOhno!

    Was it something we said?

    I hope you're OK, and that you will come back soon.

    * coughs*I'llmissyou*coughs *

    P.S. You look quite respectable in that pic - Nice job with the scarf covering your adams apple, too!

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  3. It is a joke isn't it?

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  4. Oh no! You'll be so sorely missed.

    *sheds tear*

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  5. Go on - fuck off. I never read any of this anyway.

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  6. Checks calendar - not April 1st - can't be a joke.
    Nooooo! Come back!

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  7. What, no more photos of men with three testicles?

    This is outrageous.

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  8. I dont wear 'pants', I wear trousers. So the Chuckles the Clown quote doesn't work!

    Get back here now!

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  9. What gives MJ? Have you been dooced?

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  10. W'Happen MJ?

    take a holiday, don't do anything drastic.

    Frobi xxx

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  11. the hell? where did that come from? of all the bloggers, i never expected you to pack up shop and vanish.

    don't be gone too long!

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  12. thats fuckin' typical innit? as soon as i find someone i like something comes along and fucks it all up...

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  13. I always enjoy an MJ comment every day, making the blog rounds. Aw. Going to miss them.

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  14. Now this is quite enough of your silliness. You come back this instant!
    {{{{{{{MJ}}}}}}}





    *sob*

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  15. First thought - ? ? ?

    Second thought - ! ! !

    Third thought - : -( :-( :-( :-( :-(

    Then back to first and cycle through forever. But bigger.

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  16. MJ you minx
    COME BACK
    You old canuck baggage :-(

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  17. WELL FINE JUST BE THAT WAY

    *runs off sobbing*

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  18. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    *sobs*

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  19. OK, OK. I've linked to you re The History Of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, you can stop sulking now.

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    I said you can stop sulking now!

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  20. If I promise never to comment again will you come back? This isn't the first blog to retire shortly after I've posted a comment.
    Typical, I discover all the cool things just as they are about to end.

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  21. And my world stopped turning...

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  22. MJ Please don't leave us. It really makes my day to laugh at all the goofy stuff here and there. You have great fans ;) What ever happened don't let it get you down, we're always here for you. Please visit me at my blog!


    I miss you already ;((((((((

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  23. what the fuckity fuck is this? I'll send an arse picture if you come back.......honest I will

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  24. BITCHES: Your comments and emails are much appreciated and have made my parting even more difficult than I imagined.

    So if Manuel sends me a pic of his bare arse, I’ll blog again.

    Otherwise, perhaps I’ll be back when I get out of rehab.

    The first round will be on me.

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  25. I'll send pics of mine if you come back.

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  26. Manuel...

    We're all waiting!

    Hurry up, you slow cunt.

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  27. So long farewell and hope you come by soon.

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  28. Enjoy Your Break!

    Luv the pic...sexy...fun...carefree...

    *Waits for pic of MJ in dirndl*

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  29. Manuel you cunt drop em. you go why don't ya just when I need yer support from the Fennian cocksuckers. Attacking me they are.

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  30. Cocksuckers of the world unite!

    We should all stand in a circle around a montage of pics from MJ's blog, hold hands and sing the Care Bears song.

    That'd do the trick. I'm sure of it.

    I think it'd be best if IDV, SID, Smunty, Knudsy and Garfy started it off. Once they've got the chorus right (and in tune), they should call the rest of us - one, by one - until the circle encompasses the sleazy end of Vancouver.

    Then stand in awe as MJ slowly descends, surrounded by drag queens , onto the awning outside Starbucks.

    Then, As she slowly peels off her fake-fur coat to reveal her orange-peel thighs and a giant sized pic of Manuels arse, we can all belt out - at the top of our voices - our own praise filled rendition of 'Hello Dolly!'

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  31. I agree!

    *sniffles*


    *examines tear stained snot in tissue*

    *hands to Piggy for eating*

    *not surprised at how quickly he gulps it down*

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  32. 24 hours people......I need 24 hours....not the first time my ass has saved the day you know....

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  33. What does he have to wax the thing?


    I wanna be a Care Bear. Oh It will be so great to when I'm a Care Bear
    Oh I can hardly wait to be a Care Bear and do the things Care Bears do.
    Oh I wanna be a Care Bear Like you! You do?

    I'll be like Funshine and make the sunshine
    And have heart like Love-a-Lot.


    Ah fuck yous.............

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  34. If I knew how to send a pic I'd send my ass too. Get better MJ and please come back!!!

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  35. Well if Manuel's pulling down his pants to get MJ back, I think MJ needs to reveal something too...

    I'd offer to show my butt to get her back, but been there, done that...

    MJ, if you want to, come out, come out, wherever you are...

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  36. Mytoes ~ Lessons can be provided.

    Or did you mean your donkey?

    *rings local donkey sanctuary for cost on sending donkeys to Canada*


    *checks to make sure they have a freakingly well endowed one*

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  37. This news dispirits me greatly I shall wait in hope for your restoration. You are most foxy.

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  38. Manuel is obviously airbrushing his cellulite.

    Vain or what.

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  39. this is bullshit! i finally meet someone i can relate to and they freaking leave...goddammit i am sick of everyone leaving...

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  40. How about some U2?

    If you walk away
    walk away
    walk away
    walk away

    I will follow.

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  41. Oh it's big enough. Not like the small cocktail weenies I've seen on here lately I'd hate to have you all be thinking HARD about seeing it and forget we are losing our MJ. Thanks for the offer to peak!

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  42. MJ - very sorry to see you leaving and hope that you do come back soon, even if it is only because you see some ass that you've always coveted. Sometimes, sacrifices have to be made.

    You've livened up the blogosphere and were always the first one that I checked.

    As one Canuck to another (and you'll get this while others maybe won't!), it'd be quite a nice thing if you'd only consider the very worthy opinions of other people and try to come up with some amicable decision about whether or not to close this blog down. Either that or call a Public Enquiry.

    Hope to see Infomaniac back, but thanks for all the laughs and chucks all the same!

    Alasdair

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