Honey, I'm Home!

Mistress MJ has returned home from holidays.


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What have I been missing, Bitches?

Tasteful Trailer Park Living

Mistress MJ leaves today for a week of leisure at the Infomaniac Trailer Park...


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Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

I have my magazines...


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I've brought along a little rough trade in case my double-wide needs servicing...



I can rest easy knowing that my sinks will be spotless when Norma does the washing up.


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Oh, did I mention that Norma has agreed to come along to keep out the riff-raff?...


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I'll be back around the 13th of July.

See you soon, Bitches!

Public Service Announcement #19

With summer in full swing and everyone making picnic plans, we here at Infomaniac would like to remind you about the importance of hygiene.


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A report reveals that 76% of people surveyed assumed that Porta-Potties were full of germs and bacteria, but in fact they have less germs than a picnic table!

Protect! Don't infect!


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

U.S.-U.K. "Special Relationship"

As the Fourth of July winds down and we remember the United States' Declaration of Independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain in 1776, let's take a moment to consider how British accents sound to Americans and how American accents sound to the Brits.


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Is it any wonder your two nations haven't always seen eye to eye?

You can't understand what the feck you're saying to one another!

Signed,

A Canadian, eh?

Fourth of July Cock

Happy Fourth of July to our American Bitches!

Pool Party

Wake up, Bitches!...


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There's plenty of time to snooze once you're in the pool...



A question first.

Are you wearing fashionable swimwear or beach attire?...


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If not, you will be judged by Mr. Peenee and Norma...


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July 1st - Triple Hap-Penis

Mistress MJ returns briefly to celebrate the following THREE events:

1. Norma's birthday...



Please help yourself to Norma's cake. There's plenty of cake (and Norma) to go around.


2. Canada Day...



Thanks to fellow Canuck, Huggy Jon for the photo. I believe these are Huggy Jon's own undergear or "bobettes" as they're known in Québec.

And finally...

3. LX's fifth anniversary as "Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ."

Here we see Mistress MJ attempting to school LX in "How to Talk Canadian, Eh?"...

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Now, if we can only teach LX to say "zed" instead of "zee," we'll be making some progress.

As usual, the Vodka Fountain and the Gincuzzi are in full swing.


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Fire up the barbecue, Bitches!

Getting Back on Track

Mistress MJ is taking some time off but will return soon.

Happy Birthday, Miss Congeniality!

You may know her as Miss Congeniality from our "Miss Cocks in Frocks" competition.



Or perhaps you recall when she and Cookie tied the Blowjob Contest to each win the title of Cocksucking King.

Maybe you were there when she was given a butt reading.



Of course, you know she’s the current winner and next hostess of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition.

We're gathered here to wish PRINCESS a happy birthday on June 26.

So why are we posting this on June 25, you ask?

Because our Prinny is in Australia, otherwise known as Tomorrowland. It's already tomorrow, today!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRINNY!

Vive le Québec

June 24th is La Fête nationale du Québec aka Saint-Jean-Baptiste Day.

In celebration, we bring you a few of the men of the Province of Quebec...

























Shhhh...don't tell anyone how handsome they are or everyone will be beating a path across our border.

And of course, when speaking of handsome Québécois, let's not forget our own Huggy Jon.

UPDATE: Speaking of Huggy Jon, a tip of the hat to him for suggesting these bonus extras...

Sunday Supermoon

Norma (pictured below) wishes to remind us that a "Supermoon" will be illuminating the sky tonight.


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Diggin' Up Bones

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?



Any family secrets you've discovered whilst digging up information on your ancestors?

Have you done any research on your family tree?


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Did you put your genealogy findings online or did you simply create a diagram on a big sheet of easel paper?

Mr. Peenee's Pussy

Mr. Peenee...


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Mr. Peenee's pussy...

Filthy Friday - Summer Solstice Edition

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So, do you Bitches have any plans for the summer?


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Well? DO you?

Testicle Tuesday Meets Filthy Friday on Thursday

Meaty Beaty Big & Bouncy

For those of you who have fallen off the Infomaniac Healthy Eating Plan bandwagon...


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Bring on the Meat!

"To hell with healthy eating. Bring on the meat!" says Norma...


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Before you can shake your skewer stick, more Infomaniac Bitches take Norma's lead and follow suit...



The Infomaniac Healthy Eating Plan: innovative new lifestyle guide or doomed social experiment?

Are You Getting Enough Roughage?

Corn is a good source of thiamin, folic acid, phosphorus, vitamin C, magnesium and dietary fibre or "roughage."



"Corn is a food that gives us plenty of chewing satisfaction, and its high ratio of insoluble-to-soluble fiber is partly the reason."

But its "insoluble fiber is tops at tackling common digestive ailments (like constipation and hemorrhoids) by absorbing water, which swells the stool and speeds its movement."


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This has been an announcement from the Infomaniac Healthy Eating Plan.