Friday, July 05, 2013

Public Service Announcement #19

With summer in full swing and everyone making picnic plans, we here at Infomaniac would like to remind you about the importance of hygiene.


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A report reveals that 76% of people surveyed assumed that Porta-Potties were full of germs and bacteria, but in fact they have less germs than a picnic table!

Protect! Don't infect!


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

25 comments:

  1. Thank you for that very important message.

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    1. And stay off the monkey bars which are equally filthy!

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  2. Say, isn't that Yogi Bare and Boo Boo?

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    1. LX: I'll have to inspect their pic-a-nic BASKETS.

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    2. They're turning tricks for their manager, Ranger Smith!

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    3. LX: Please do not feed the bears.

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    4. COOKIE: Following the "Men I'd fuck and fuck hard" tag on your recent post, is there anyone you WOULDN'T do?

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    5. I reckon those two Bears could go maybe a day without feeding... but by then... they'd probably have a voracious appetite... Nobody's basket would be safe!

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  3. boo-boo was thoughtful
    regarding his athlete's foot.

    his ass juice was another story.

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    1. Ah, ass juice. Why that must be what was all over the sliding board.

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    2. NORMA & MISTRESS MADDIE: I know it’s hard to believe but this is the first time the term “ass juice” has ever been used on Infomaniac.

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    3. "first time the term 'ass juice' has ever been used on Infomaniac"

      How about the term santorum?

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    4. LX: ASS JUICE by any other name would smell as sweet.

      Wasn't that what Shakespeare said?

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    5. juicing is so in nowadays.

      no pulp for me, please.

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  4. Don't worry...the splinters will teach 'em.

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    1. JASON: Have you ever injured yourself on wood?

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  5. That first gentleman can sit on my picnic table any time he want's to...
    The other guy .... not so much...

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    1. PRINNY: You Aussies fear nothing...not even ASS JUICE.

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    2. Ass Juice, my new favorite term.

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    3. COOKIE: You're soaking in it.

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  6. There are times when only a wipe down table cloth will do.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: A wipe down table cloth AND an industrial-sized vat of anti-bacterial Wet Wipes.

      Speaking of germs, where is Mr. Beastie hiding out these days?

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    2. I think he might be busy wiping down table cloths :-)
      Sx

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