Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Pool Party

Wake up, Bitches!...


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There's plenty of time to snooze once you're in the pool...



A question first.

Are you wearing fashionable swimwear or beach attire?...


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If not, you will be judged by Mr. Peenee and Norma...


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36 comments:

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    1. LX: I suppose if the message you’re trying to relay about yourself is “Mexican cutie”…

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  2. There's another reason why I don't shop at Sears - International Male style clothing.

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    1. COOKIE: We’re not taking fashion advice from a man who wears Noats.

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    1. COOKIE: LX is slipping.

      After five years as "Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ," he’s become blasé.

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  4. too much birthday cake =
    too much lumpy flesh.

    do they have muumuus at chico's?

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    1. NORMA: Muumuus and caftans.

      And kimonos for kabuki.

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    2. NORMA: The mailman just delivered some unmarked brown paper packages tied up with strings.

      Are those for you?

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    3. that's odd, everything i mail is wrapped in brown paper with lots of strings. if felix were around, i bet he'd vouch for that.

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  5. I onyt wear the fashionable, but skimpy swimsuits dear, and is that the only floatation devices you have?

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Norma’s tits should keep you afloat.

      Grab on.

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  6. I'll be wearing my favourite pink thong...
    I've decided to grow old disgracefully

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    1. PRINNY: It makes your arse look big.

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    1. HUGGY JON: Looking good but your breath smells like fish.

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  8. How did you get into the resort?

    I said no paparazzi whilst I table nap!

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    1. DAMIEN: The public is hungry for photos of you, Miss Anastasia Beaverhausen.

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    2. Please consult my publicist at Beaverhausen Inc....

      Private requests will be considered however.

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    3. DAMIEN: Your publicist told me she can’t keep up with the requests for the 8x10 glossies of you as “Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009.”

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    4. Well that bitch only gets $4 an hour so she doesn't exactly work hard....

      I'm already working on reclaiming the title in '14

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    5. DAMIEN: You’ll have some “stiff” competition.

      See sidebar at right for “The Official Penis of Infomaniac” and “The Cookie Monster.”

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  9. let kabuki hear jack about kabuki's swim kimono and it will be ON

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    1. kabuki: Is it true that the swim kimono has built-in water wings?

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  10. Um....that looks more like Hawaiian Light (in the Espadrilles) to me.

    In other words, where do I send my money?

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    1. JASON: Please make your cheque payable to the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

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  11. If anyone dares show up not in calypso clam diggers, I'll have to ask the poolboys to escort them out.

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    1. PEENEE: You’ll have to pry the poolboys off Mistress Maddie first.

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  12. Rita's swimming cozzie and swim cap in this 1974 Palmanova edition of Coronation Street. 13:20 - 13:35 Hilda Ogden singing Y Viva Espana on the balcony.

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    1. MITZI: Flippin’ ‘eck…Emily Bishop in a mini dress!

      Mavis handling a Spaniard’s tools!

      Deirdre unleashed!

      Rita unhooked!...her cozzie, that is. And without makeup!

      I’ve found a photo of the gals on holiday in Majorca in their swimming cozzies.

      Now that you’ve pointed out that 1974 episodes of Corrie exist on YouTube, I’ll never leave the house. These are all new to me.

      I barely recognized Blanche.

      This would have been the era when William Roache (“C**k Roache”) was sleeping with a thousand women…even more women than his character Ken Barlow could claim.

      Ta for the link, Mitzi.

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    1. MISS SCARLET: No snuggling up to the SMEG then?

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  14. No way, it's three-piece-suit or nothing!

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