Testicle Tuesday

Anti-stress balls...



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Hat Shopping With Peenee and Norma

Musical Monday

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Mistress MJ is sure she's posted this little ditty somewhere in the mists of time but it will set your toes to tapping. Or floppy bits to flapping.

Shofar, So Good

Mistress MJ can really get behind a holiday that includes honey cake, exotic fruits and blowing the shofar…



Rosh Hashanah begins at sundown.

Happy New Year to Infomaniac's Jewish Bitches!

Gone Square Dancing

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Back soon.

I'm With the Band

Mr. Peenee has confessed that he was a band fag in junior high school.

And since we’re on the teen bandwagon this week (see yesterday’s Teen Idols post,) we here at Infomaniac pose the following question…

Did YOU play an instrument in high school?

And do you play an instrument NOW?

Teen Idols

It has come to Mistress MJ’s attention that Thombeau and (Canadian) Jon had crushes on Donny Osmond!



They’ve been trying to keep it a secret but Mistress MJ unearthed their clandestine conversation as follows:

JON: “My sister was so crazy about the show (well, mostly about Donny (and so was I... secretly!!!) and she forced me to play the part of Donny while she of course played Marie... It must have traumatized me in some way since I still find myself singing sometimes while walking to the bus stop:

♫I'm a little bit country.
And I'm a little bit rock'n roll♫

THOMBEAU: “I, too, had a thing for Donny. Still sorta do, but don't tell anyone."

Now that THAT secret is out of the bag, we here at Infomaniac want to know…

Who was YOUR teen idol?

And whatever happened to him/her?

Wenis Wednesday - Money Shot

Tulip Tuesday

A reminder to plant your tulip bulbs before the fall frost.


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Monday

It's Monday.


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Try to show a little enthusiasm.

Skin Care Secrets

Pity our poor Norma…


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You see, Norma has dry, lifeless "middle-age" skin.

And she’s losing love over it!

So we here at the Infomaniac House of Beauty want to do something about it.

Share YOUR skin care secrets with us so that Norma may regain her youthful glow.

Mr. Peenee’s Wilderness Adventure

Unlike you ladies of leisure, Mistress MJ must work today.

In her absence, why not slap on the sunscreen and some sensible footwear (this is the ONLY time Mistress MJ advises sensible shoes) and head out on Mr. Peenee’s Wilderness Adventure (a division of Mr. Peenee’s San Francisco Tours.)

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[thanks, Norma!]

We know you’ll enjoy roughing it.

And watch out for bears!


Note: Sensible footwear does NOT include Crocs.

Happy Birthday, Thom!

Just for this one very special occasion, let's all forget about the worldwide helium shortage.



Happy birthday, Thom!

Mr. Peenee’s San Francisco Tours (continued)

Whilst we’re waiting for our tour guide Mr. Peenee (aka The San Francisco Treat) to return … (we suspect he’s having his aquatic statuary polished)… we invite you to hop on board and continue your tour with Mr. Peenee’s houseboy…

Mr. Peenee’s San Francisco Tours

Mr. Peenee's San Francisco Tours...


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Hop on – hop off.

You can leave your hat on.

Fatal Farty

In our previous post entitled “Fatal Forty,” Thombeau had this to say…

To be honest, I initially thought the title of this post was Fatal Farty! (Which might be a good idea for a future endeavor. I have a classic fart story worth sharing, and I'm sure some of our other illustrious Infomaniacs do, too!)

So let’s open up this discussion to all the Infomaniac Bitches out there.

Do YOU have a classic fart story worth sharing?

And speaking of cutting the cheese, Cookie’s posted THIS over at The Hair Hall of Fame.

Fatal Forty

Have you crossed the “fatal forty” line?


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Official Infomaniac Greeter

Mistress MJ is pleased to announce that Miss Normadesmond has been promoted to the position of Official Infomaniac Greeter.


(Norma, seated on right)

Norma’s duties include:

Welcoming each customer to Infomaniac by smiling and greeting in a friendly tone with a “Hello, welcome to Infomaniac.” Recognizing and reacting to Infomaniac Bitches’ needs. Observing and reporting any suspicious behaviors to management. Cleaning up front entrance spills promptly and ensuring Occupational Health and Safety Act guidelines are being followed.

Please join us in welcoming the welcomer … Miss Normadesmond.

Cookie's Bathtub

You Bitches need to see Cookie's bathtub NOW.

And be sure to respond to the bit that says...

So Cookie and the Husband want to know, do you want this tub? Will you come and get this tub? Better yet, who do you think, other than Cookie and the Husband, deserves this tub?

Bitchin’ in the Kitchen

In the comments section of our Gardening Photos post, Norma (pictured below) posed the following questions …


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Are we heading into the test kitchens now?
AM I SMELLING ANOTHER CONTEST?
AN INFOMANIAC BAKE-OFF PERHAPS?

Let’s turn these questions over to the rest of you.

Do you Bitches have any thoughts on a cooking/baking event or contest here on Infomaniac?