Sunday, August 22, 2010

Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring

Mistress MJ doesn’t smoke but if she did, she would accessorize with this…


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The Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring is the ideal gift for lazy smokers who can’t be bothered to grip the cigarette (or “fag” if you’re British) between their fingers.

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21 comments:

  1. 1st!!!

    Omg, I SO want one of those!

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  2. I just ask a child to hold mine for me. Much simpler.

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  3. Mine is decorated with cubic zirconia. Yellow fingers are a thing of the past.
    Hasn't cleaned up the teeth though.
    Sx

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  4. I don't smoke either (unless caught by the Inquisition), but I simply must have one of these elegant devices. Perhaps Wand would fit?

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  5. [tap] [tap] [tap]

    Is this thing on?

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  6. It would indeed help against sticky fingers. I don't smoke though because ewwww but it's a kool invention.

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  7. I've always thought it a terribly common habit to hold a fag between your fingers - in public anyway.

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  8. UTE: 1st!!!
    Omg, I SO want one of those!


    Give me your credit card details and we can strike a deal.

    PIGGY: I just ask a child to hold mine for me. Much simpler.

    I’m trying hard not to read anything filthy into that.

    SCARLET: Mine is decorated with cubic zirconia. Yellow fingers are a thing of the past.
    Hasn't cleaned up the teeth though.


    That’s a job for Lemming of the BDA.

    IVD: I don't smoke either (unless caught by the Inquisition), but I simply must have one of these elegant devices. Perhaps Wand would fit?

    Your wand is too warty.

    XL: [tap] [tap] [tap]
    Is this thing on?


    A question Mike Duvall should have asked.

    CYBERPOOF: It would indeed help against sticky fingers. I don't smoke though because ewwww but it's a kool invention.

    You’re always letting fags slip through your fingers.

    LULU: I've always thought it a terribly common habit to hold a fag between your fingers - in public anyway.

    Most likely the type of thing you’d see further north, say, in Barnsley.

    *glances at Piggy*

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  9. *flings shit into MJ's never-closing mouth*

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  10. PIGGY: *flings shit into MJ's never-closing mouth*

    *flings shoe into Piggy’s gaping starfish*

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  11. I once knew a died hard smoker who had a ring that held a small ash tray. All well and good until he started gesturing wildly, hot ash flying about, and he set some drapes on fire.

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  12. Probably not the first time that a "cigarrette ring" has been fingered in hollywood...Illegal tobbaconists, who knew?...

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  13. in case you've forgotten, i smoked with one of these in THE movie!

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  14. As long as I have two healthy hands ...

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  15. Do they make "Hollywood Finger PENIS rings" ?

    I'm pretty lazy....

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  16. ASK THE COOL COOKIE: I once knew a died hard smoker who had a ring that held a small ash tray. All well and good until he started gesturing wildly, hot ash flying about, and he set some drapes on fire.

    It’s so much easier to use a houseboy as your ashtray.

    PRINCESS: Probably not the first time that a "cigarrette ring" has been fingered in hollywood...Illegal tobbaconists, who knew?...

    Don’t smoke in bed.

    NORMADESMOND: in case you've forgotten, i smoked with one of these in THE movie!

    You always were a trendsetter, Norma.

    MAGO: As long as I have two healthy hands ...

    As long as you have two healthy hands you can massage my feet.

    HEFF: Do they make "Hollywood Finger PENIS rings" ?
    I'm pretty lazy....


    Not available in your size.

    XL: If I smoked, I would hold it like Marlene.

    Rauchen verboten.

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  17. I want thigh mounted cigarette holders for my friends.

    Because there's nothing like a quick smoke...after a long hard smoke.

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  18. KAPI: I want thigh mounted cigarette holders for my friends.
    Because there's nothing like a quick smoke...after a long hard smoke.


    Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

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  19. Those are beyond fabulous! I don't smoke but would start for such high glamor!

    (okay. I had a ciggie post soiree recently; it was peer pressure and I cracked)

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  20. MICHAEL GUY: Those are beyond fabulous! I don't smoke but would start for such high glamor!
    (okay. I had a ciggie post soiree recently; it was peer pressure and I cracked)


    Ah yes…smoking glamour.

    Mistress MJ has a cigarette holder à la Audrey Hepburn but never sticks a fag in it.

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