Thursday, August 18, 2011

Blog Stench

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Due to an unusual odour emanating from this blog, Infomaniac is closed today.

All Infomaniac Bitches who wish to stay will be fitted with gas masks…

27 comments:

  1. Yay! farts... er... first

    Have you been cutting cheese again mistress?

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  2. I have noticed Mr Beastie roaming around in your box in his grundies. I have plugged in my aroma stone at Scarlet Blue, it seems to have done the trick.
    Sx

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  3. aromatic, sugar? i hadn't noticed! i must have a cold or something! *going back to bed* xoxoxoxo

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  4. Oh no, smegma revenge from Wenis Wednesday. Those aren't snail trails around the house.

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  5. I just hope this isn't a meme.

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  6. Could somebody crack open a window in here?!!!

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  7. leave it to the proprietress to use the word crack when
    referring to the stench in this joint.

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  8. Just passing through to take a whiff....

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  9. Maybe that's what Mr. Wenis was doing yesterday...farting into the towel and wafting it towards Miss MJ?

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  10. *SPRAYS BLOG LIBERALLY WITH FEBREZE*

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  11. I do not understand. Is my computer missing a peripheral? Is there an add on that would allow me to catch the scent of an odoriferous flatus?

    Whoever passed gas, please be kind and excuse yourself. It is what is right and proper.

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  12. Well, now at least some of us understand the difference between a Smith-Standish and a Smithe-Standish....

    ("Whomever", milady).

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  13. Blog stench! Far worse than ring-around-the-collar!

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  14. Good God, Thombeau!
    Don't I know it...

    To Whom it may concern.

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  15. I hope you've all taken advantage of this blog's Scratch 'N' Sniff feature.

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  16. Mistress MJ must leave this blog unattended for the evening.

    Anyone violating our "no breaking wind" policy will be persecuted. Or is it prosecuted? Possibly both.

    Just don't do it.

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  17. The first who smelt it dealt it!

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  18. I've gathered all of you under the sheets and cut a grand one!

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  19. Oh, it's nothing. The Wenis brigade down below has been making their famous egg salad again, that's all.

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  20. Ma Beasties' Chickpea Curry. I just know it. OH YES.

    Either that, or the FRENCH.

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  21. I'm too tired to have done anything bad.

    I think.

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  22. I've been too delicate to mention anything, but it has been rather ripe around here. I'm sure, absolutely convinced, Princess's cole slaw / black bean festival had NOTHING to do with it.

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  23. No Filthy Friday?
    Or even Fabreze Friday?
    Sx

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  24. Is it Friday already?

    I'd better reopen the blog for Filthy Friday, in that case.

    But I wouldn't remove your gas masks if I were you.

    *continues Febrezeing*

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  25. It smells like the elephant house at the zoo in here. Quick! plug in the oust fan. For those people who break wind willy-nilly invest in some Subtle butt disposable gas neutralizing pads, for no more unpleasant miasma worries!

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