Monday, January 03, 2022

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Trucks last seen en route to the Infomaniac House of Beauty.

Miss Scarlet's famous "Butter Stick Treatment" at the Infomaniac House of Beauty. Legal proceedings pending.

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18 comments:

  1. Jon12:57 PM, January 03, 2022

    Makes a change from "Boy Butter"... Jx

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  2. Mistress Maddie1:23 PM, January 03, 2022

    Stick type Butter has gotten me out of many a jam. Not to mention, boys like my lips smelling like toast.

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  3. Mistress Maddie1:27 PM, January 03, 2022

    Also, on a side note, this post brought back a memory of one dinner where my dearly departed grandmother asked someone to pass her the Country Cock, instead of a brand of butter here called Country Crock. "Martin, could you pass me the country cock, I mean country crock! Please."

    It was hard not to laugh.

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    1. The Mistress2:20 PM, January 03, 2022

      Having grown up in a rural area, I know a thing or two about Country Cock.

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    2. normadesmond6:54 PM, January 09, 2022

      "a thing or two"

      Modesty is thy name.

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  4. 63mago3:07 PM, January 03, 2022

    Oh dear, didn't she switch to "The Magic-Mercury-Treatment for The Itch" ?

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  5. 63mago3:11 PM, January 03, 2022

    BTW you may have seen, dearest Mistress, that the Japs nicked your idea of a "lickable screen" ?
    I think the House of Infamaniac was first !?

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  6. Ms Scarlet2:05 AM, January 04, 2022

    I blame Mr Devine, I don't know why, I just thought I should.
    Anyhow, the butter stick treatment is best applied after the arsenic treatment, as always.
    Sx

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice4:13 PM, January 04, 2022

      Oh, no! I've been rumbled!

      * frantically calls Canadian minions to cancel theft of arsenic supply truck *

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  7. The Mistress9:05 AM, January 06, 2022

    The Mistress discourages screen-licking during the pandemic.

    The Mistress is recuperating from booster shot side effects and will join you Bitches asap.

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  8. Steve. Because 'Steve' is almost as nice a name as 'Paul'.11:39 PM, January 06, 2022

    I ate a whole stick of margarine when I was five.
    Then I went outside and took a shit in the back yard. Near a horse.

    Yeah.

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  9. ProximaBlue5:36 PM, January 08, 2022

    You can put it in your first aid kit. Butter on a burn helps soothe it. Rub that butter stick on/around things to get them unstuck. Rings, like, I mean rings! and finally emergency calories to keep from starving. Those people stuck on the freeway between Virginia and Washington DC for 37 hours could have used a butter stick to lick.

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  10. Steve. Because 'Steve' is almost as nice a name as 'Paul'.5:37 PM, January 08, 2022

    Damn skippy, senor!

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  11. normadesmond6:55 PM, January 09, 2022

    If it had been Barbra's hand buttering
    that bread, sales would've skyrocketed.

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