Monday, October 10, 2011

Infomaniac Bitch of the Month

If you’ve been paying attention, you know that we’re celebrating Thanksgiving Day in Canada.

So in thanks for your continued patronage, Mistress MJ wants to feature YOU in an interview right here on Infomaniac.


We are resurrecting a series originally tagged “Infomaniac Interviews” and renaming it “Infomaniac Bitch of the Month.”

The first interview was back in 2008 when Mistress MJ interviewed the late Mutley the Dog.

Time flies and we haven’t since posted another interview.

So each month, starting in January 2012, we’ll celebrate one Infomaniac Bitch by interviewing that individual right here on Infomaniac.

We’ll conduct an up-close-and-personal interview with an Infomaniac Bitch and when the interview is posted, that Bitch will field questions from our readers in the comments box.

Nominate someone you’d like to know more about or tell us if you’d like to be interviewed by Mistress MJ.

37 comments:

  1. OMG! First! I'm First Bitches!

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  2. Oh yeah. I'd like to see an interview with the gorgeous Princess.

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  3. Mind your own business, you curtain-twitching tart.

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  4. Felix in Hollywood-Maybe giving a presentation instead of an interview. Based on his writing I think he would be an interesting speaker. I know that many of us have the attention span of a gnat but gathered around the vodka fountain might help alleviate that problem. Though we may not admit it I think that all of us would like to hear trash about former Hollywood greats.

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  5. I'd be delighted to participate in a "Tell all Talkfest" with the Mistress...
    Shall my people contact your people?
    Is a centrefold really necessary? I'm not keen on staples you know.

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  6. I'd like to, erm, explore Michael Guy.

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  7. Does that make me your Bitch of the month for October, since I got an interview, or am I still in the running for 2012. Cause I'm a publicity whore.

    Personally, I would like to explore Kapitano.

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  8. Hows about YOU, cheezer? *watches dust cloud dissappearing into cheese-scented distance* No seriously, MJ, how 'bout it?

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  9. p.s. Vicus you dirty smelly degenerate old curmudgeon! I love you!!

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  10. Is it really possible to know anyone, short of wearing one's skin or walking one's shoes?

    Seriously, Assholes don't know shit about shit, and they live with IT every damn day! Dicks will lie right to your face as they cum in your damn eye. And pussies...??? Shit, they'll purr with kitten kisses 'till you're dumb with cum, then grab you by the BALLS and suck your bus dry!

    Interview if you must, but be wary of the faceless facade that is man's nature.

    If you really want to know how someone ticks, piss 'em off!!! Anger is our most honest truth.

    Rafa

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  11. Yes, I vote for an up close and personal with Princess too.

    In the style of Barbara Walters.

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  12. ROSES: OMG! First! I'm First Bitches!
    Oh yeah. I'd like to see an interview with the gorgeous Princess.


    Noted.

    Now calm down.

    VICUS: Mind your own business, you curtain-twitching tart.

    Write a letter to the Torygraph about it, why don’t you?

    VON LX: Coco!

    Won’t RJ & Lola feel left out?

    TB: Felix in Hollywood-Maybe giving a presentation instead of an interview. Based on his writing I think he would be an interesting speaker. I know that many of us have the attention span of a gnat but gathered around the vodka fountain might help alleviate that problem. Though we may not admit it I think that all of us would like to hear trash about former Hollywood greats.

    We should show up en masse for one of his famous “Felix in Hollywood Tours.”

    Does he give group discounts?

    PRINCESS: I'd be delighted to participate in a "Tell all Talkfest" with the Mistress...
    Shall my people contact your people?
    Is a centrefold really necessary? I'm not keen on staples you know.


    You’re the People’s Princess!

    We’ll be in touch.

    KAPI: I'd like to, erm, explore Michael Guy.

    The east, west, north or south of him?

    COOKIE: Does that make me your Bitch of the month for October, since I got an interview, or am I still in the running for 2012. Cause I'm a publicity whore.
    Personally, I would like to explore Kapitano.


    You’re still in the running for 2012.

    Signed,

    Cookie’s pimp.

    BOXER: I second Von LX... Coco!

    Are you acting as Coco’s agent?

    I’m not interviewing Mickey unless he reads and agrees to the “no biting” clause.

    NATIONS: Hows about YOU, cheezer? *watches dust cloud dissappearing into cheese-scented distance* No seriously, MJ, how 'bout it?

    Bite me.

    NATIONS: p.s. Vicus you dirty smelly degenerate old curmudgeon! I love you!!

    Please do NOT encourage Vicus.

    He put out his hip last time he visited.

    RAFA: Is it really possible to know anyone, short of wearing one's skin or walking one's shoes?
    Seriously, Assholes don't know shit about shit, and they live with IT every damn day! Dicks will lie right to your face as they cum in your damn eye. And pussies...??? Shit, they'll purr with kitten kisses 'till you're dumb with cum, then grab you by the BALLS and suck your bus dry!
    Interview if you must, but be wary of the faceless facade that is man's nature.
    If you really want to know how someone ticks, piss 'em off!!! Anger is our most honest truth.


    Erm, I’ll put you down as a “no.”

    Fancy a nice cuppa chamomile?

    AYEM8Y: Yes, I vote for an up close and personal with Princess too.
    In the style of Barbara Walters.


    You want to see me make Princess cry?

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  13. No, we wanna see you ask Prinny 'If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?'


    Still say you ought to be the first interview-ee, MJ.

    AND I SHOULD DO THE INTERVIEW-ING.

    oh yeah.

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  14. I would like Mistress MJ to interview Mitzi and vice versa.
    Sx

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  15. If Ms Nations refuses, may I bite you?

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  16. NATIONS: No, we wanna see you ask Prinny 'If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?'
    Still say you ought to be the first interview-ee, MJ.
    AND I SHOULD DO THE INTERVIEW-ING.
    oh yeah.


    If you’re going to make me go all Barbara Walters, don’t make me work with Elisabeth Hasselbeck…that’s all I ask.

    SCARLET: I would like Mistress MJ to interview Mitzi and vice versa.

    Ooo, I’d love to interview Mitzi but she’s always swanning off to Benidorm.

    What are my chances of catching her at home?

    MAGO: If Ms Nations refuses, may I bite you?

    Have you had your tetanus shot?

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  17. Yeah. Just got a shot in the arm.
    Totally unrelated: Thisaticle may interest you.

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  18. "r"s are ov'rrated, blanks too.

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  19. MAGO: Yeah. Just got a shot in the arm.
    Totally unrelated: Thisaticle may interest you.
    "r"s are ov'rrated, blanks too.


    I’ve been to the Crystal Garden but not to the cocktail event.

    You may now have a nibble.

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  20. @Mago - We love The Stranger around here.

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  21. "Bite me."

    "may I bite you?"

    "You may now have a nibble."

    The Mistress may be on to a real money-maker here!

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  22. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. You don't know where thats been, Mago.

    ...but now you know why they call canadians 'cheezers', huh!

    *runs*

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  23. I think it's time we changed the subject, don't you?

    New post coming up soon.

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  24. BITCHES: Throughout the new year, certain lucky Infomaniac Bitches will receive a questionnaire to be filled out at your leisure and returned to Mistress MJ.

    YOU could be the next Infomaniac Bitch of the Month!

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  25. At least, chance are with Rafa It would end with a big bitch slapping party!

    Is MDPirate still around?

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  26. Yes, Deep Blue, MDPirate is still around and commented on this post under his other name..."AyeM8y."

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  27. I've been reading to many post tonight... trying to catch up on everyone...


    ...where's the bar?

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  28. The vodka fountain is open.

    Did you want to nominate either yourself or someone else for Infomaniac Bitch of the Month?

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  29. Oh! so that's what it was all about???


    I would not dare nominate myself. I'm still only a novice after all and since I dropped out of all the school I attended... but I'm digressing now...

    Oh! Hai Pirate... Sorry, I didn't see you?


    Er... lemme think... I'd vote for Wally, if he's back from his little trip... you know...

    Hugs to you dear Mistress!
    Jon

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  30. @MJ:
    Don't listen to Jon; he's a born sweet talker! He thinks if he greases my monkey, I won't notice him poke'n at my ass chops.

    @Jon:
    Sorry, I FEEL you knock'n but you can't come in...what would I tell the chill'ns?

    Rafa

    P.S chamomille makes my frisky...I'll take a pint, please.

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  31. DEEP BLUE & RAFA: Get a room.

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  32. You'll get all tied up in there.

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