Monday, October 17, 2011

If it’s Gay, it’s Okay

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What gay products do you have in your household?

29 comments:

  1. What in my house isn't a gay product. I'm calling FIRST because Norma didn't.

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  2. Old disco records (vinyl), legwarmers, lube and back in college I used to have a gay boyfriend, but he's not technically around the house anymore. He used to do my hair before parties, god how did I not know?!

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  3. So I went splunking to find the gayest thing in my house and this is what I found. Eat Your hearts out, Bitches

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  4. NORMADESMOND & COOKIE: First it was your dogs…now it’s gay products.

    Can’t you two get along without competing?

    KELLY RED: Old disco records (vinyl), legwarmers, lube and back in college I used to have a gay boyfriend, but he's not technically around the house anymore. He used to do my hair before parties, god how did I not know?!

    Obviously you didn’t have Mistress MJ close at hand with her superpower…GAYDAR.

    I once told a man he was gay before HE knew it!

    COOKIE: So I went splunking to find the gayest thing in my house and this is what I found. Eat Your hearts out, Bitches

    Everybody click on Cookie’s link.

    Top THAT, Norma!

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  5. BITCHES: I encourage you all to click on Cookie’s link and follow his lead.

    Post your own “Gayest Thing in My House!”

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  6. Oh Cookie, those glasses are amazing. I am swooning in delight!

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  7. The entire house is painted a rose pink and it belongs to my uncle.. I suppose that's the gayest thing there is.. Well most of the interior is pink/white/fancy.

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  8. Um - *I* am the gayest product in MY house AND My Mistress's house and if you don't believe me ASK Her and she will gladly email and/or post you the price list of the services I can provide.

    All I can say is thank god for a trick jaw and a Mistress who needs a new pair of shoes ;)

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  9. Like Moonblossom, my house is painted a gaily coloured orange/pink.
    And I have a small collection of Bette Davis DVD's. And a dressing up box.
    Sx

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  10. NORMADESMOND: she is so not competition.

    Ladies, ladies.

    STACIA: Oh Cookie, those glasses are amazing. I am swooning in delight!

    Quick!

    Bring my fainting chaise!

    VON LX: Top Gun DVD.

    Should we be concerned?

    MANDA: The entire house is painted a rose pink and it belongs to my uncle.. I suppose that's the gayest thing there is.. Well most of the interior is pink/white/fancy.

    Is your uncle an Infomaniac Bitch, by any chance?

    DAMIEN: Um - *I* am the gayest product in MY house AND My Mistress's house and if you don't believe me ASK Her and she will gladly email and/or post you the price list of the services I can provide.
    All I can say is thank god for a trick jaw and a Mistress who needs a new pair of shoes;)


    Careful…you’ll set off a bidding war.

    SCARLET: Like Moonblossom, my house is painted a gaily coloured orange/pink.
    And I have a small collection of Bette Davis DVD's. And a dressing up box.


    Is your dressing up accompanied by cheeky choreography?

    Have you perfected the art of tassel-twirling?

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  11. No but I can do the German Slap dance with a feather boa.
    Sx

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  12. I've seen Herr Mago do that a million times.

    *yawns*

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  13. VCR cartridge of "Steel Magnolias"and 1974 copy of "The Best of Playgirl" with Peter Lupus as "Man of the Year".

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  14. Norma is not competition! Why Norma is one of my oldest friends. I value Norma's opinion! Still, if Norma is going to leave the door open when it comes to being first, who wouldn't sneak in and snatch it from Norma's grasp?

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  15. TB: VCR cartridge of "Steel Magnolias"and 1974 copy of "The Best of Playgirl" with Peter Lupus as "Man of the Year".

    At age 79, Peter Lupus now qualifies as centerfold material on Infomaniac.

    COOKIE: Norma is not competition! Why Norma is one of my oldest friends. I value Norma's opinion! Still, if Norma is going to leave the door open when it comes to being first, who wouldn't sneak in and snatch it from Norma's grasp?

    What you’re REALLY saying is…

    “Well this Normadesmond is a friend of mine. She's really a terrible man trap… soak it please.”

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  16. BITCHES: Check it out, Bitches.

    Hayward has posted the gayest thing in his house!

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  17. What gay products do you have in your household?

    Firstly, I am the gay product of my household! Barring that I would have to say that my basketball sneakers are pretty gay.

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  18. *turning the whole house upside down*

    Nope! Can't find anything gay in here!
    And I cannot consider myself as a gay product since I haven't put myself on the market... yet!


    I'm such an unworthy gay man! *sobs*

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  19. AYEM8Y: “What gay products do you have in your household?”
    Firstly, I am the gay product of my household! Barring that I would have to say that my basketball sneakers are pretty gay.


    And what about these?

    DEEP BLUE: *turning the whole house upside down*
    Nope! Can't find anything gay in here!
    And I cannot consider myself as a gay product since I haven't put myself on the market... yet!
    I'm such an unworthy gay man! *sobs*


    No gay merit badge for YOU.

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  20. You know I was thinking that my Peggy Guggenheim sunglasses might just be something that the Mistress would enjoy more than the Pirate.

    Providing no one has coughed up the real deal for you yet?

    I'll ponder this question for the rest of the day.

    I think an online Infomaniac petition is in order...

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  21. AYEM8Y: You know I was thinking that my Peggy Guggenheim sunglasses might just be something that the Mistress would enjoy more than the Pirate.
    Providing no one has coughed up the real deal for you yet?
    I'll ponder this question for the rest of the day.
    I think an online Infomaniac petition is in order...


    Oh no, no…I couldn’t ask you to part with your (unauthentic) Peggy Guggenheim sunglasses!

    But I’m shocked and appalled that a collection hasn’t been taken up yet to purchase the real deal for me.

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  22. I prefer to use the polari word "Camp" to describe anything that is original, unusual, outrageous or amusing. Anything awful, dull and heterosexual is called NAFF an acronym meaning Not Available For Fucking which is also a polari word. Princess Anne is fond of telling reporters to "Naff-off"

    The chair on which I am sat on is of "high camp" it's green with tassels! I'm at my wits end trying to get my digital camera to work, a picture of a hand comes up on the monitor with an exclamation mark next to it, bugger only knows what this means.

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  23. MITZI: I’m rushing out to purchase a Polari-English dictionary!

    Get that camera back in working order.

    See new post.

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  24. BITCHES: There’s a new post up (October 19) as I’ve turned this into yet another photographic event!

    Send me photos of THE GAYEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE!

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  25. No Gay Merit Badge??

    NOOOOOOOOAAAAAA! *weeps unrelentlessly*

    Please Mistress *sniff* I really really wanna be a fairy cock sucker, *sniff-sniff* tell me what I should *hiccup* do!

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  26. DEEP BLUE: No Gay Merit Badge??
    NOOOOOOOOAAAAAA! *weeps unrelentlessly*
    Please Mistress *sniff* I really really wanna be a fairy cock sucker, *sniff-sniff* tell me what I should *hiccup* do!


    Oh, I think you KNOW what you have to do!

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