Monday, August 02, 2010

Suck It And See

Suck it and see – it’s magic!


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We’ve all either heard that line or said it, haven’t we?

31 comments:

  1. "We’ve all either heard that line or said it, haven’t we?"

    It's the toffee that's inside.

    FIRST!

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  2. I am concerned about the "WIZ" part.

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  3. But Leslie Crowther says it, so it must be true. He was Phil Lynott's father-in-law, y'know.

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  4. With a name like, 'Wiz', I was expecting cheese. :o/

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  5. kinda makes all the other ice cream novelties pale in comparison.

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  6. MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: "We’ve all either heard that line or said it, haven’t we?"

    It's the toffee that's inside.
    FIRST!


    Frankly, I’m not surprised you’re first when an offer to suck it pops up.

    XL: I am concerned about the "WIZ" part.

    That’s the chance you take.

    TIM FOOTMAN: But Leslie Crowther says it, so it must be true. He was Phil Lynott's father-in-law, y'know.

    Thank heavens you stopped by, Mr. Footman, as I hadn’t a clue he was related to Phil Lynott.

    And coincidentally, earlier this evening I was watching a documentary that mentioned Henry Ford’s “Tin Lizzie” and my first thought (word association) was “Thin Lizzy”.

    UTE: With a name like, 'Wiz', I was expecting cheese.

    That’s cheez, Ute. CHEEZ.

    NORMADESMOND: kinda makes all the other ice cream novelties pale in comparison.

    It makes all others seem vanilla.

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  7. I'm not falling for that trick again.
    Nosirree.
    There was no toffee inside at all, I tell you.
    harrumph

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  8. JASON: I'm not falling for that trick again.
    Nosirree.
    There was no toffee inside at all, I tell you.
    harrumph


    Then you weren’t sucking hard enough!

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  9. oh, yah, I've heard THAT before.

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  10. It's an oldie but a goodie...
    Oh... hang on... that's the next line...

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  11. Hard on the outside with a gooey middle?

    Is it salt water toffee by any chance?

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  12. BOXER: oh, yah, I've heard THAT before.

    Did he show you how to make it levitate?

    PRINCESS: It's an oldie but a goodie...
    Oh... hang on... that's the next line...


    Ah, you’ve played along a time or two, haven’t you?

    CYBERPOOF: Hard on the outside with a gooey middle?
    Is it salt water toffee by any chance?


    If so, it has to be pulled.

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  13. Nogger' Dir einen!

    Eis am Stiel ...

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  14. I don't mind volunteering for that position

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  15. Suck on a banana...get gooey stuff inside. Sounds a bit hard to me.

    Think I'll have to practice a lot to get it right.

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  16. MAGO: Nogger' Dir einen!

    Köstlich?

    CYBERPOOF: I don't mind volunteering for that position

    You might have to wrestle Kapi for the position.

    KAPI: Suck on a banana...get gooey stuff inside. Sounds a bit hard to me.
    Think I'll have to practice a lot to get it right.


    I know for a fact you’ve aced it.

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  17. I've heard that one too and it levitates by itself. But the Crowther man is wrong! I certify: there is almighty magic but no toffee inside, LOL.

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  18. I highly recommend trying the trick on strangers rather than friends. The magic has greater staying power that way.

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  19. LENI: I've heard that one too and it levitates by itself. But the Crowther man is wrong! I certify: there is almighty magic but no toffee inside, LOL.

    But you’ve got to admit…it IS sticky.

    HAYWARD: I highly recommend trying the trick on strangers rather than friends. The magic has greater staying power that way.

    Have you considered writing an advice column?

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  20. * wonders if it also works with Strawberry Splits *

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  21. "We’ve all either heard that line or said it, haven’t we?"

    I was always promised a sweet cream explosion!

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  22. IVD: * wonders if it also works with Strawberry Splits*

    Try it and report back to us!

    HEFF: Yellow Wiz. Genius.

    ‘Tis, isn’t it?

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: "We’ve all either heard that line or said it, haven’t we?"

    I was always promised a sweet cream explosion!


    Mmmm…Creamsicle.

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  23. Well I'm up for that, Kapi seems like a good guy

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  24. @Cyberpete & MJ: We could work in shifts.

    Or negligees.

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  25. Meistens hält der Geschlechtsverkehr nicht, was die Onanie verspricht.

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  26. KAPI & CYBERPOOF: Oh you boys!

    MAGO: Meistens hält der Geschlechtsverkehr nicht, was die Onanie verspricht.

    I’m not sure what you said apart from the Geschlechtsverkehr and the Onanie.

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  27. "Geschlechtsverkehr and the Onanie"

    The Mistress is, indeed, fluent in the language of love!

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  28. Be careful of the 'terrific magic trick.'

    Just saying, one can lose a wallet that way...

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  29. XL: "Geschlechtsverkehr and the Onanie"
    The Mistress is, indeed, fluent in the language of love!


    And my passport’s up to date.

    MICHAEL GUY: Be careful of the 'terrific magic trick.'
    Just saying, one can lose a wallet that way...


    Your wallet or your heart.

    It’s always one or the other.

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