Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Reservations Are Now Being Accepted

Word of mouth spreads, making the Infomaniac Diner the hottest spot in town…


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Book your table now to avoid disappointment.

27 comments:

  1. [guy in Viking helmet]

    "Me so horny. Me so horny."

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  2. I see someone's having a double serving of flounder.

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  3. i will NOT click to enlarge. gravity beat me to it.

    book a table? do you think i'd sit in one of those chairs?

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  4. I'll book a table for sex...oops i meant six...

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  5. Tho I'm not without some reservations....

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  6. Does the Infomaniac Diner accept bookings from people who aren't in Cocoon and Cocoon 2?

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  7. I would make a reservation there - but even MY moobs dont hang that low.

    MY EYES MY EYES !!!

    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper***

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  8. Was that photo taken during the serving of the early bird special?

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  9. And its only Wednesday ... actually I do not want to know what else they spread there.

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  10. XL: [guy in Viking helmet]
    "Me so horny. Me so horny."


    There’s a guy like him at every table, isn’t there?

    HAYWARD: I see someone's having a double serving of flounder.

    I thought I smelled fish.

    JASON: Mmmm....flapjacks.

    Hot off the girl, er, grill.

    NORMADESMOND: i will NOT click to enlarge. gravity beat me to it.
    book a table? do you think i'd sit in one of those chairs?


    Towels are provided by the management, Miss Desmond.

    Your safety and hygiene are our concern.

    PRINCESS: I'll book a table for sex...oops i meant six...
    Tho I'm not without some reservations....


    Is Tho a Vietnamese dish?

    We’re strictly a meat and potatoes type of establishment…or meat and two veg!

    IVD: Does the Infomaniac Diner accept bookings from people who aren't in Cocoon and Cocoon 2?

    Didn’t you see yesterday’s young bon vivants making spectacles of themselves?

    DAMIEN: I would make a reservation there - but even MY moobs dont hang that low.
    MY EYES MY EYES !!!
    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper***


    Admit it…you just don’t have the right hat.

    CYBERPOOF: Was that photo taken during the serving of the early bird special?

    Yes, did you get your coupon?

    MAGO: And its only Wednesday ... actually I do not want to know what else they spread there.

    Spread? Boy Butter!

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  11. Too late. I'm disappointed.

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  12. A good argument for a ban on public nudity.

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  13. And now, a reminder from Judith Martin, aka Miss Manners: "Proper etiquette demands that just as all guests should refrain from elbows off the table, for nudists there is also the rule to keep their jugs off the table."

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  14. Whenever there's an eatery with a viking in the background, there will also be...

    "Spam spam spam."

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  15. HEFF: Too late. I'm disappointed.

    I’ll have to give your order of fish tacos to someone else then.

    ANONYMOUS: A good argument for a ban on public nudity.

    Speaking of nudity, feel free to remove your cloak of invisibility and identify yourself.

    Mistress MJ doesn’t bite … much.

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: And now, a reminder from Judith Martin, aka Miss Manners: "Proper etiquette demands that just as all guests should refrain from elbows off the table, for nudists there is also the rule to keep their jugs off the table."

    Noted.

    Signage will be issued.

    And some of you need to be reminded to keep your hands in view!

    KAPI: Whenever there's an eatery with a viking in the background, there will also be...
    "Spam spam spam."


    Instead of the baked beans?

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  16. Word of mouth spreads, making the Infomaniac Diner the hottest spot in town…

    So that's why everyone is nekkid...the A/C must've broken down.

    It's a modern recreation of da Vinci's Last Supper!

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  17. EROS: Word of mouth spreads, making the Infomaniac Diner the hottest spot in town…

    So that's why everyone is nekkid...the A/C must've broken down.
    It's a modern recreation of da Vinci's Last Supper!


    Houseboys bearing palm-frond fans should be along shortly.

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  18. No, and I'm very disappointed.

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  20. but what if I'm not comfortable wearing a hat

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  21. Is it a meeting of ex-Corrie extras?

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  22. A loaf of bread, a couple of jugs and thee...

    How very romantic. Also, are those two expecting rain?

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  23. CYBERPOOF: No, and I'm very disappointed.

    Offer not valid in Denmark.

    BOXER: but what if I'm not comfortable wearing a hat

    I bet you wouldn’t say that if Old Knudsen offered you his cap, would you?

    GEOFF: Is it a meeting of ex-Corrie extras?

    They’ve been barred from meeting at The Rovers.

    MICHAEL GUY: A loaf of bread, a couple of jugs and thee...
    How very romantic. Also, are those two expecting rain?


    They look like an ad for Tilley Endurables.

    I don’t see a “secret pocket” though.

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  24. The Infomaniac Board of Directors?

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  25. THOMBEAU: The Infomaniac Board of Directors?

    If Infomaniac Bitches were only organized enough to HAVE a Board of Directors!

    This is a far cry from life at Chateau Thombeau, let me tell you.

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