Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Public Service Announcement #5

A reminder that Mistress MJ is on summer hiatus but I can’t go without reminding you about water safety.



Remember when you’re swimming to “buddy up!”

Always swim with a partner.

Be water smart and stay safe this summer.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

25 comments:

  1. Test comment published on July 7, 2010 at approximately 11:29 Pacific Daylight Time.

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  2. FIRST! YAY!

    I miss you Mistress MJ!

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  3. Water safty tip number three - keep your pussy dry. A wet pussy is a dangerous pussy.

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  4. i was so excited to see y'all at the top of my blogroll, that i screamed outloud! ok, not really, but i did inside, sugar. ;~) xoxoxoxox

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  5. Is this from the "Spot the Beaver" series?

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  6. I always buddy up with the gal with the biggest implants...doubles as a life preserver. I'm committed to helping save the environment.

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  7. Even the water doesn't appear to get rid of the smell x

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  8. XL: FIRST! YAY!
    I miss you Mistress MJ!


    I miss you too, XL and not just because I need a good pillow fluffing.

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: Water safty tip number three - keep your pussy dry. A wet pussy is a dangerous pussy.

    I wear a sign on mine that says, “Slippery when wet”.

    SAVANNAH: i was so excited to see y'all at the top of my blogroll, that i screamed outloud! ok, not really, but i did inside, sugar. ;~)

    Try not to pee your pants.

    It’s just a public service announcement.

    No free booze at this one.

    MAGO: Is this from the "Spot the Beaver" series?

    It’s from the “Spotted Beaver” series, actually.

    Don’t go near one unless you’ve had your shots.

    JASON: I always buddy up with the gal with the biggest implants...doubles as a life preserver. I'm committed to helping save the environment.

    I’ve heard that you also shower with a friend.

    Very commendable, Jason.

    HARDHOUSE: Even the water doesn't appear to get rid of the smell

    Where have you BEEN?

    We haven’t seen you since you mooned us last October!

    HEFF: COCKTEASE.

    I heard you the FIRST time!

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  9. Very timely information from you, our smutty and beloved Infomaniac, as I'm going swimming tomorrow morning. Although, I'll forgo the beaver as a swimming companion and hopefully snag an otter!

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  10. Dear Mistress,
    Thank you for your water safely tips...I shall be filing them away in the "Things to do when Summer arrives"

    It is -2 here most mornings and doesn't get much above 10 during the day.

    If you don't mind I shall hold off on "Splashing with Beavers"...Although... I don't mind an occasional "Dance with a Wolf"...

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  11. I'll jump into the swimming pool as soon as I finish polishing the vodka fountain while Roses is out and hoovering the red carpet we will unroll for you when you come back.

    Do you know where can I find a partner? For a swim, it is...

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  12. Thank you for reminder. This sage advice can also be applied to fishing, as this gentlemen seems to be doing, or is it pearl diving?

    I am reminded of a short poem I once read in Phoenix--on the wall of the men's restroom:

    No Muff Too Tough!
    We Dive At Five!

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  13. I'm copying and pasting the first comment here as evidence of its existence:


    Blogger MJ said...

    Test comment published on July 7, 2010 at approximately 11:29 Pacific Daylight Time.

    11:29 AM, July 07, 2010

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  14. IVD: Very timely information from you, our smutty and beloved Infomaniac, as I'm going swimming tomorrow morning. Although, I'll forgo the beaver as a swimming companion and hopefully snag an otter!

    Don’t forget your water wings!

    PRINCESS: Dear Mistress,
    Thank you for your water safely tips...I shall be filing them away in the "Things to do when Summer arrives"
    It is -2 here most mornings and doesn't get much above 10 during the day.
    If you don't mind I shall hold off on "Splashing with Beavers"...Although... I don't mind an occasional "Dance with a Wolf"...


    I’d forgotten that our summer is your winter.

    Well then…remember to “buddy up” when you go bobsledding.

    Oh wait…you’re in Australia.

    What exacty DO you do in the winter?

    LENI: I'll jump into the swimming pool as soon as I finish polishing the vodka fountain while Roses is out and hoovering the red carpet we will unroll for you when you come back.
    Do you know where can I find a partner? For a swim, it is...


    Looking for a new partner?

    You might want to try our Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.


    EROS: Thank you for reminder. This sage advice can also be applied to fishing, as this gentlemen seems to be doing, or is it pearl diving?
    I am reminded of a short poem I once read in Phoenix--on the wall of the men's restroom:
    No Muff Too Tough!
    We Dive At Five!


    It appears he’s snagged a bearded clam.

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  15. public service announcement my foot, this looks like ballet in the pool to me. just wait 'til she plies.

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  16. By the looks of it...It should read, "This has been an Infomaniac Pubic Service Announcement".

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  17. NORMADESMOND: public service announcement my foot, this looks like ballet in the pool to me. just wait 'til she plies.

    Oh my!

    A GRANDE-plié, at that!

    AYEM8Y: By the looks of it...It should read, "This has been an Infomaniac Pubic Service Announcement".

    Pubic…ha!!!

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  18. SCARLET: ...and always wear a cap...

    Yes, wear protection, Miss Scarlet.

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  19. My test comment posted yesterday July 7, 2010 at approximately 11:29 Pacific Daylight Time, has disappeared.

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  20. Looks like you're back, MJ!

    All your comments have returned!

    Check it out!

    Welcome back!!!

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  21. EROS: I'm not seeing them.

    Honestly, I've only had ONE glass of wine.

    Where are these comments of which you speak?

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  22. Dang it, looks like they've vanished again!

    But I know I saw your first comment on this post, right above XL's, complete with the avatar and everything. And when I signed on to post a comment, it vanished again!

    But seeing those comments temporarily return, however briefly, is a positive sign. That means Blogger really is working on resolving this problem. I've a good feeling we'll solve this problem very soon.

    In the meantime, I'm keeping an eye on the comments and the forum to see what actions we need to take further. But so far, I think things are going in the right direction. I've a very good feeling that we'll get all your comments back soon.

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