Sunday, July 25, 2010

Sunday’s Sin

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.



I have been neglecting my blog and posting on The Hair Hall of Fame instead.

That’s right. The Hair Hall of Fame is the other woman.

32 comments:

  1. Bless you my child....
    As pennance you can say "3 Hail MJ's" and a "How's Your Father"...

    And don't forget to genuflect on your way out....

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  2. Piggy and Tazzy4:37 AM, July 25, 2010

    Slaaaaaaag!

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  3. Will you be back with a new hair do?

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  4. The Hair Hall of fame is the other woman? You lesbo!

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  5. PRINCESS: Bless you my child....
    As pennance you can say "3 Hail MJ's" and a "How's Your Father"...
    And don't forget to genuflect on your way out....


    After many years of genuflection *cough*, I’ve learned never to leave the house without my knee pads.

    XL, PEENEE, PIGGY & JASON: Let he that is without sin among you, cast the first stone.

    LULU: Will you be back with a new hair do?

    It’s more of a hair don’t than a hair do, I’m afraid.

    IVD: The Hair Hall of fame is the other woman? You lesbo!

    Shut it, ya big fairy.

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  6. Father will be selling indulgences tonight at the hot tub party mixer.

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  7. HAYWARD: Father will be selling indulgences tonight at the hot tub party mixer.

    Looks like IVD is his first customer.

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  8. You’re late for your pubic perm. Tell June at the front desk that I’ll ‘work you in’ but I won’t have time to dye your drapes. Just perm no matchy matchy.

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  9. AYEM8Y: You’re late for your pubic perm. Tell June at the front desk that I’ll ‘work you in’ but I won’t have time to dye your drapes. Just perm no matchy matchy.

    Hands that touch the clients of the Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium won’t touch mine.

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  10. personally, i give myself no no higher power, unless of course i'm on my knees and the power's dangling nearby.

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  11. NORMADESMOND: personally, i give myself no no higher power, unless of course i'm on my knees and the power's dangling nearby.

    I’m praying for you as we speak.

    Benny Hinn will have you casting off that walker in no time.

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  12. You're The Other Woman?

    Heh, I'm The Third Man!

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  13. Enjoy her while she's looking so good.

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  14. Bend over. You need a spanking.

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  15. KAPI: You're The Other Woman?
    Heh, I'm The Third Man!


    And you’re always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

    ERYL: Enjoy her while she's looking so good.

    As the years go by I'll remind her “It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.”

    HEFF & MAGO: Oh behave!

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  16. What a hairy situation. Quick! Send for the Infomaniac Beautician! And tell her to bring her Brazilian hard wax kit!

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  17. I like their undies more than their wig hairstyles! Where can I get some of those?

    ((Oops... do I need to confess too?? eek!))

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  18. EROS: What a hairy situation. Quick! Send for the Infomaniac Beautician! And tell her to bring her Brazilian hard wax kit!

    Miss Scarlet has not been heard from in days.

    I believe she may have left for Brazil on a wax expedition.

    LENI: I like their undies more than their wig hairstyles! Where can I get some of those?
    ((Oops... do I need to confess too?? eek!))


    Isn’t it miracle enough that your comments were returned to you?

    Now you’re asking for undies too?

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  19. why why why why why why why why why? why must we tire of perfection and dash off to some upstart hair blog? kabuki do not understand, kabuki does not 'do' the hairdo blog, and we'll leave it at that. kabuki be here when you tire of such diversions, alone in the dark corner- drinking warm tap water from a dirty jar. sigh!

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  20. It's only right that you should spread your love around! "Love" being a euphemism for various and sundry other things...

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  21. KABUKI: why why why why why why why why why? why must we tire of perfection and dash off to some upstart hair blog? kabuki do not understand, kabuki does not 'do' the hairdo blog, and we'll leave it at that. kabuki be here when you tire of such diversions, alone in the dark corner- drinking warm tap water from a dirty jar. sigh!

    But your friend Felix is one of the beauticians!

    He could give you a discount on a “blow and go”.

    THOMBEAU: It's only right that you should spread your love around! "Love" being a euphemism for various and sundry other things...

    There is plenty of Mistress MJ to go around.

    Would you care for a second helping?

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  22. There is plenty of Mistress MJ to go around.
    This is almost too good
    ****bites tongue***
    Would you care for a second helping?
    ***almost drops a lung***

    ***exits to lie down in darkened room and think improving thoughts ***

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  23. BEAST: Here…let me place this pillow over your face to guarantee a more restful state of mind.

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  24. Look at your hair. All ratted up like a teenage Jezebel

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  25. EDNA: It beats having roaches in my hair!

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  26. Roaches in your hair? I HAVE very little hair!!

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  27. WW: Promise me you won't do a comb-over.

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