Friday, April 03, 2009

Filthy Friday

Today’s Filthy Friday is dedicated to Kapitano who asked, “I have a request. Can we please have some heterosexual Filthy Fridays?”

56 comments:

  1. She's found the ring to match her jewelry!

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  2. The secret of a long and happy marriage?
    Finally Kapitano got his will. Sort of.

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  3. That's so sweet!

    "having my hand up my husbands arse is the most natural thing in the world, now smile for the camera dear"

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  4. Maybe it's the annual prostata-examination ... youknow, everybody these days has to economise ...

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  5. Thats why I visit Infomaniac . Wholesome family values.

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  6. Tee hee at all of you.

    You're all such dirty boys.

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  7. I hope this young lady is wearing her 'Love Mitten' Miss MJ

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  8. BEAST: You mean the one you stuffed the turkey with at Cafe C?

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  9. I've not commented for a while, but why do I have the urge to say something about K-Tel on this one MJ? And I wonder why he's wearing sunglasses during this "procedure"

    Ah well - spring is here in the north country and I'm happy. Glad you and the Infomaniac crew all seem to be as well.

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  10. NWT: Speaking of dirty boys, I'm tempted to turn you over my knee.

    Where have you been, you naughty big northerner?

    Did I miss caribou season again?

    And I wonder why he's wearing sunglasses during this "procedure"

    He's looking through the world with rose coloured glasses.

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  11. NWT: That should be "looking AT the world".

    Perhaps Mistress MJ has had enough to drink for one evening.

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  12. wifey doesn't look overwhelmed with passion and desire .. surely that doesn't come under 'household duties'??

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  13. Well I discovered the word 'proctologist' here at Infomaniac. I had to wait a few years for the picture.

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  14. *Wince*
    Turquoise lingerie - never a good look.
    Sx

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  15. Isn't she the sandwhich lady who makes those world famous sloppy Joe's?

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  16. Bloody 'ell. She's wearing him like Sooty.

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  17. Mummy, have you found my action man yet?

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  18. well, at least he isn't wearing black sox, sugar! ;) xox

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  19. G-20 Summit attendees seek solution to global economic crisis.

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  20. When you've seen one ventriliquist, you've seen them all.

    Can she drink a glass of water without moving her lips?

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  21. CARNALIS: wifey doesn't look overwhelmed with passion and desire .. surely that doesn't come under 'household duties'??

    Isn’t it part of the marriage vows?

    To love, honour, and prostrate yourself for a prostate exam?


    KAZ: Well I discovered the word 'proctologist' here at Infomaniac. I had to wait a few years for the picture.

    We take pride in presenting this illustrated dictionary version of Infomaniac to you.

    Is there anything else you’d like defined?


    SCARLET: *Wince*
    Turquoise lingerie - never a good look.


    She obviously shops at those downgrade knicker emporiums that Mrs P was going on about.


    UBERMOUTH: Isn't she the sandwhich lady who makes those world famous sloppy Joe's?

    I’ll pass on her quarter pounder with special sauce.

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  22. EMERSON: Bloody 'ell. She's wearing him like Sooty.

    I had to Google ‘Sooty’.

    We miss so much here in The Colonies.

    By the way, we still haven’t had our newcomers talk but I haven’t forgotten.


    KNUDSEN: Mummy, have you found my action man yet?

    I told you never to call me Mummy in front of the other bloggers.


    SAVANNAH: well, at least he isn't wearing black sox, sugar! ;) xox

    And for that let us count our blessings!

    Who can forget the Joy of Sox?


    XL: G-20 Summit attendees seek solution to global economic crisis.

    They all have their heads up their arses.


    MAXI: When you've seen one ventriliquist, you've seen them all.
    Can she drink a glass of water without moving her lips?


    Ha! By the way, is this the act you were referring to when you said that Jelly finally said “yes”?

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  23. If he's a lucky bastard, she'll find some horseshoes in there.

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  24. "I KNEW i put those car keys SOMEWHERE ! "

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  25. PONITA: If he's a lucky bastard, she'll find some horseshoes in there.

    Or an ace in the hole!


    HEFF: "I KNEW i put those car keys SOMEWHERE ! "

    Now you can find paradise by the dashboard light.

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  26. Umm owww!! I dunno I'm all for the kinky stuff but thats a bit too much, I dunno what I'd do if himself ever asked me to do that!

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  27. JELLY: Umm owww!! I dunno I'm all for the kinky stuff but thats a bit too much, I dunno what I'd do if himself ever asked me to do that!

    Thankfully, Himself is preoocupied with the Foot Vagina.

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  28. yeah, I gotta stop coming here on Fridays JUST as I'm settling in with my bagel.

    Happy Filthy Friday!!!

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  29. Mother Goose presents Illustrated Nursery Rhymes for Adults and English as a Second Language Students.

    You put your left hand in
    You put your left hand out
    You put your left hand in
    And you shake it all about
    You do the hokey pokey
    And you turn yourself around
    That's what it's all about!

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  30. Little Jackie Horner
    Sat in the corner
    She stuck in her thumb
    And Pulled out a plum...

    ...and something that resembled last night's burrito.

    I know. Ewwww! I just had to go there.

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  31. I want to see what the guy holding the camera is doing/wearing - judging by the look on those faces it's probably pretty funny

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  32. BOXER: yeah, I gotta stop coming here on Fridays JUST as I'm settling in with my bagel.

    But we’re offering up the blue plate special….on a platter!


    EROS & RANDOM: Kudos to you both as Miss Savannah has informed us at her place that it’s National Poetry Month!


    LULU: I want to see what the guy holding the camera is doing/wearing - judging by the look on those faces it's probably pretty funny

    They shouldn’t have given their kids a camera.

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  33. If she tries really hard , she could grab the blighter by the tonsils , give it a good yank and turn him inside out

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  34. BEAST: If she tries really hard , she could grab the blighter by the tonsils , give it a good yank and turn him inside out

    I see that year at medical school wasn’t wasted on you, Beastums.

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  35. Speaking of the G20 summit this post sums it up nicely. You are getting way too political.

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  36. KNUDSEN: Wait'll I start in on religion.

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  37. Come on, let's fist again
    Like we did last summer

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  38. GEOFF: Yeah, were gonna be so neat
    Fist to the eurobeat
    Yeah, were gonna be so cool
    Fisting by the pool

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  39. it can't be doing much for him either as there is no sigh of an erect member.

    (i know, i know, i was sick enough to come back for a second look)

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  40. CARNALIS: it can't be doing much for him either as there is no sigh of an erect member.
    (i know, i know, i was sick enough to come back for a second look)


    He needs to take advice from Old Knudsen, “Lord of the painful 4-hour erection”


    BOXER: Me too Carnalis.

    I have my concerns about both of you.

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  41. Thank you so much.

    Words can't express exactly how grateful I feel.

    I like the way she's put on her necklace and dangliest earrings and had her hair done for the photographer.

    But why is he wearing shades? Are they to make him look cool like a porno superstud? Or...are they a cunning disguise?

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  42. I too came back for another look. It's all in the details...

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  43. KAPI: I like the way she's put on her necklace and dangliest earrings and had her hair done for the photographer.

    Admit it.

    You’d do the same.


    But why is he wearing shades? Are they to make him look cool like a porno superstud? Or...are they a cunning disguise?

    This is a cunning disguise.



    LEAH: I too came back for another look. It's all in the details...

    From you I’d expect coming back for sloppy seconds.

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  44. Oh god!!!! My fuhking eyes!!!!

    *goes to douse them with bleach*

    WTF, MJ?!?!?

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  45. She is looking for her Van Cleef and Arpels' bracelet...She knows she left it somewhere... It's that emerald and diamonds one that she got in Champs Elisées... It must be here.... She have looked everywhere...

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  46. and she looks so regular......oh my....


    I'm back btw.....just in case you missed me......

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  47. mj, i'm stunned! words fail me...

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  48. I agree, Manuel. It's disturbing - they could be anyone's parentals... and wholesome!

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  49. MAIDY: Oh god!!!! My fuhking eyes!!!!
    *goes to douse them with bleach*
    WTF, MJ?!?!?


    It’s obvious you’ve been away too long if a little fisting is making you queezy.


    FABULASTIC: She is looking for her Van Cleef and Arpels' bracelet...She knows she left it somewhere... It's that emerald and diamonds one that she got in Champs Elisées... It must be here.... She have looked everywhere...

    I’d say she’s more Walmart than Van Cleef & Arpels.


    MANUEL: and she looks so regular......oh my....
    I'm back btw.....just in case you missed me......


    While you were gone, I looked at your photo every day.


    LARRY: mj, i'm stunned! words fail me...

    Well you’d better have an acceptance speech prepared because you, Missy, are now an Official Infomaniac Bitch!


    T-BIRD: I agree, Manuel. It's disturbing - they could be anyone's parentals... and wholesome!

    And I bet they’re Pentecostals!

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  50. i'm so happy to be an infomaniac bitch!!!

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  51. u think he does yoga? - just look at the flexibility

    CARNALIS: when you are this old, do you even retain a "member"????

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  52. what the?!?!?!


    on the day bed in the spare room? why not in their own room... what will the guests think?

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  53. LARRY: i'm so happy to be an infomaniac bitch!!!

    Wait until you find out what your responsibilities are.


    SEA: when you are this old, do you even retain a "member"????

    Old Knudsen is “Lord of the painful 4-hour erection”.


    VOICES: on the day bed in the spare room? why not in their own room... what will the guests think?

    Looks like a typical Friday night at the Voices household.


    JELLY: Ah! My love and his foot vagina!

    You gotta get Maxi a foot vagina for his birthday.

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  54. "Found it. Now we're even for the time you fished my ring out of the toilet. Next time, your boyfriend retrieves his own ring."

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