Coming Soon - The Big Reveal

Are you ready to show all?

Starting this coming Sunday, we'll reveal your submissions to the Ninth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.

Rather than one long post, you'll each have your own individual garden photos post. 

Garden Photos Deadline

The deadline to submit your garden photos is approaching. If you do not meet the deadline, there will be consequences...

Submit your photos by Monday, September 30th for the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT. 

Maximum 8 photos. Please include a brief description of each photo. 

Photographs will be published in October, in the order in which they were received.

Fall Foliage

While you're waiting for everyone to submit their photos for the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT, you may admire the fall foliage...

Click to embiggen the view

 

Pirate Booty

What are you doing for International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19th?

Oh, that's right... we promised you pirate booty...

 Welcome back, AyeM8y!

Submit Your Garden Photos

The Mistress has left you hanging long enough...

It's time to submit your garden photos for the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT.

Select up to 8 of your favourite photos of your garden and email them to me by the end of September. If you don't have a garden, take photos of your houseplants or floral arrangements. (We're not fussy.)

Please include a brief description of each photo.

Croc Nation

As if MAGA supporters weren't deplorable enough, we now have these people...

Croc loyalists have dubbed themselves the "Croc Nation."

The Infomaniac Suggestion Box

Please leave your suggestions here...

A Bigger Bang for Your Buck

Suppose that you find one dollar (or the equivalent of one dollar in your country's currency.)

What do you do with it?

Happy Birthday, Jon!

Happy birthday, Jon!


Jon's holidaying in Amsterdam at the moment. We wish him a fab fortnight of fun.

How to Finger a Man's Anus

Click to enlarge print...

Summer Insects

Summer insects. Friends or foes? Discuss.

Is Your Summer Flying By?

 
Let's look at the date on that wall calendar a little more closely. It's August 6th, already!

Is your summer flying by or dragging along?

States to Avoid

A recent survey about Crocs across the United States showed that the Classic Clog is the most popular in the middle of the country (Eastern Midwest and Mountain regions), while it was the least popular on the two coasts and in the South.

The states that most favor the classic Crocs shoe are, in order of popularity: Kansas, New Mexico, Texas, New Hampshire, Alaska, Wyoming, Missouri, Iowa, South Carolina and Utah.

Fish Flops

Thanks (?) to Miss Scarlet for alerting The Mistress to this latest trend: fish footwear...

More styles available here.

House Guests from Hell

The revolving door has finally swung shut on The Mistress's house guests. One guest was annoying and disrespectful of the house rules.

Rule #1 (of many): Do not, I repeat, do NOT leave your snotty Kleenex tissues on The Mistress's dining room table. Ditto for your backpack and/or handbag. 

Rule #2: Do not file your nails on The Mistress's furniture, especially if the nail shavings are falling directly onto my sofa. Can you not do that in the bathroom?

How about you? Do you Bitches have house rules?

House Guests

The Mistress is taking a few days off to entertain house guests. Considering her lack of hostess skills, this will be a challenge...

The Mistress will catch up with you Bitches when time permits. In the meantime, talk amongst yourselves.

Crocs With Socks

Apparently, there is a trend of wearing Crocs with socks...

The socks are built-in to the Crocs. This particular pair costs $140...

The Mistress has no further comment. Do you?

Public Service Announcement #39

If you're cruising this summer on the Infomaniac Love Boat, you must wear a life jacket...

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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Honk if You're Horny

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Happy Fourth of July!

To all you American Bitches...

Happy Fourth of July!