Thursday, August 01, 2019

States to Avoid

A recent survey about Crocs across the United States showed that the Classic Clog is the most popular in the middle of the country (Eastern Midwest and Mountain regions), while it was the least popular on the two coasts and in the South.


The states that most favor the classic Crocs shoe are, in order of popularity: Kansas, New Mexico, Texas, New Hampshire, Alaska, Wyoming, Missouri, Iowa, South Carolina and Utah.

22 comments:

  1. Well thank heavens for small favors tootes. I guess my activism from you against these horrid items has paid off. I see my threats to people wearing them in Pennsylvania has worked!!!!

    Nothing good old fashioned, life threating croc beatings can't help.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: The state of Pennsylvania can thank you and that Pennsylvania woman who sued Crocs for $7.5 million.

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  2. I've heard good things about New Mexico,
    but otherwise, no fucking problem.

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    1. New Mexico has a law against "indecent waitering" (meaning, serving beverage or food while "knowingly and intentionally exposing [your] intimate parts to public view").

      Just so you know.

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  3. I have no intention of ever visiting any of them. However, according to the Daily Hate, Brits were at one stage searching eBay for them once every minute, so nowhere's safe, really... Jx

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    1. JON: This is why Britain is no longer an Empire.

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    2. I'll have you know, we have a long and glorious history of such world-beating footwear as - um - wellington boots, clogs, Dr Martens and carpet slippers... Jx

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  4. If you had demanded that I come up with a list of crappiest states, I'm sure I would have generated one that looked a lot like this.

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    1. PEENEE: It’s no coincidence that they’re mostly “red states.”

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  5. They are no use in Devon as they don't keep out the mud.
    Sx

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  6. I wonder if Boris is a Crocs man.

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    1. I reckon so - in his mind wearing them would be his way of connecting with the proles.
      Sx

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    2. I wonder if his toe hair is as fly-away as his head hair?

      Actually, no. I don't wonder that at all!

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    3. A quote from Boris Johnson:

      ""I creep up behind people in my rubber shoes."

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  7. Just had to come read this post from Maddie's mention of you in a post. This is also probably where all the damn trump support comes from too. Thanks for posting this valuable info.

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    1. MISS LADY FINGER: Welcome to Infomaniac!

      Come for the Crocs, stay for the nekkid old men. And occasional gardening posts.

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  8. Seeing a Croc described as a 'classic" made a little bit of me die.

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