Crocs Underpants

 Miss Normadesmond has brought a new fashion trend to my attention. The Crocs Brief...

 

Also known as Gator Briefs™️, these "do anything & go anywhere underwear" are designed with holes in front to ensure a healthy air flow.

Happy Birthday, Miss Scarlet!

 Happy birthday, Miss Scarlet!

 

What is Going on Here?

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We here at Infomaniac value your opinion. What is going on in this scene?

Take Me to the River

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Sunday

Wall Posters

 

When you were a youth, did you decorate your bedroom walls with posters? 

If so, what kind of posters? Celebrities? Movies? Musicians? Art? Advertising? Other?

Digging Out

Number 153 of my 154 drafty drafts...
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It's particularly appropriate to my little corner of the world in early February.

Experimental Underwear Association

Mr. DeVice mentioned here that he has 16 unpublished blog drafts. He wondered if anyone else had a load of half-finished blog posts languishing in their drafts folders. He went on to ask, "If I show you mine, will you show me yours?" And so, here is the first of my 154 drafts...

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The other 153 drafts should keep me going for the remainder of 2021.

Happier New Year

 We're all a bit grumpy...

Here's to a happier new year.

And a happy birthday to Miss Savannah!

The Magic (Wand) of Christmas

Use this magic wand to remind others to keep six feet apart...

And now, it's time to don your Mistletoe Belt Buckles...

As we get into the swing of the holidays.

 

Merry Christmas, Bitches! Stay safe and healthy for feck's sake. 

The Infomaniac Marching Band

 Introducing the Infomaniac Marching Band...

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A Canuck in Crocs

♫Our fair country, Canada, is north of USA.
Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay.
You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks.
Well, we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks.♫

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♫We're proud to be Canadian.

We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse.
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian.
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse.♫

- The Arrogant Worms

Justin Bieber launched his own line of Crocs in October. They are sold out. 

It's time to retire the the Proud Canadian song.

Happy Thanksgiving

We here at Infomaniac wish you American Bitches a Happy Thanksgiving. In memory of our friend LX aka Mr. Lax, we present his signature dish: TRADITIONAL CRANBERRIES.

As Mr. Lax said, "This is my signature dish for both Thanksgiving and Christmas as it is the perfect companion to turkey. I suggest beets as a vegetarian option."

Another Year, Another Garden Event

We've come to the END of another Annual Garden Photos Event...

We wish to thank Mr. DeVice for hosting the 10th Annual Garden Photos Event. His creativity and passion for horticulture made the event a success. Click here to see Mr. DeVice's garden, and follow the links in that post for any submissions you missed from other Infomaniac Bitches.

You did a splendid job, Mr. DeVice!

The Mistress will no longer be hosting this event so please step forward if you would like to take over for the 11th Annual Garden Photos Event, next year.

Back to the Garden

We were temporarily blown off course by the American election. Let us now return to The Annual Garden Photos Event chez Mr. Device.

You'll find all your favourites, including Jon's back passage, Mistress Maddie's rosebud, Dinah's down-under-jungle, Mitzi's Vaseline (wot?), and more to come. Head over there, now.

Welcome Back America!

To quote Anne Hidalgo, the mayor of Paris...

WELCOME BACK AMERICA! 

The 10th Annual Garden Photos Event

The TENTH Annual Garden Photos Event has begun! Formerly hosted here on Infomaniac, the capable and green-thumbed Mr. DeVice is now "the host with the most" of this popular event. 

Click here for the first submission which just happens to be The Mistress's gigantic sunflower. 

Although these sunflowers bear a striking resemblance to The Mistress's sunflowers, they are not, in fact, The Mistress's sunflowers. Nor is that The Mistress.

There will be more entries in the Garden Photo Event so be sure to visit Mr. DeVice as updates happen. 

Many thanks to Mr. DeVice for graciously taking over the hosting of this annual event. He's done a splendid job.

The Garden Photos Event Big Reveal

Mr. DeVice is ready to begin the BIG REVEAL...

Yes, the first installment in the annual Garden Photos Event has begun chez Mr. DeVice. Click here to witness Terrifying Triffidery!

And note that there will be more to follow when the main event begins soon.

Upcoming Garden Photos Event

 Bitches, start trimming your bushes! 

Mr. DeVice is hosting the 10th Anniversary Garden Photos Event staring on October 31st. Deadline for your garden photos is October 28th. Click here for more information.

Thanks ever so much to Mr. DeVice for hosting this year's event.

Autumn

Get out and enjoy the autumn weather before winter sets in...