Miss Normadesmond has brought a new fashion trend to my attention. The Crocs Brief...
Also known as Gator Briefs™️, these "do anything & go anywhere underwear" are designed with holes in front to ensure a healthy air flow.
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I just saw this a minute ago on another blog dear MJ. WE shall put our forces together and reign terror down on this fool and the Croc's company, just for shits and giggles. I have more then a few icicles ready....
ReplyDeleteFirst!!!!! Did I win?
MADDIE: Was this a contest? Because Jon think’s he’s first.
DeleteHow very...medical appliance. And every bit as comfortable as they look, no doubt... Jx
ReplyDeletePS first
DeleteJON: First? I don’t THINK so.
DeleteMaddie's a biatch. Jx
DeleteGood heavens! They look like something designed for that Arnold Schwarzeneggar film Running Man. And I bet many a man (and woman) will run upon seeing these monstrosities.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Is the model British? That pasty skin looks like it couldn't be from anywhere else.
MR. DeVICE: His skin is almost as blindingly white as yours!
Deleteewwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: But think how easy they'd be to wipe clean!
DeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOO.
ReplyDeleteI bet some bastard is working on the Croc bra as I type.
Sx
A Crocs bra?
DeleteDon't even THINK of it, Miss Scarlet.
I'm wondering if a doorbell is standard or optional?
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Less painful than a door knocker, in any case.
DeleteIt could also be used as a highlighting cap for the pubic thatch, hook not included.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Brilliant!
DeleteConsidering how crocs make your feet sweat, I can only imagine the rain forest these would turn your bits into.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: "Moist" is the word that comes to mind.
DeleteTis nothing new, just a jock strap for men who like to kick balls around or just kick in general. More than half of my male classmates could have used these once I took the field. I can't help but wonder if some amount of male infertility in my hometown might have been my fault. I'm sorry, guys. I was a real mean kicker back then. Also, starting sentences with "Girls shouldn't..." was found to be both unhealthy and unwise in my presence.
ReplyDeleteMELANIE: I can picture you managing The Oubliette.
DeleteWell, I was once employed as a security guard. I'd like to think I was a much sexier version of Gandalf when I'd say, "You shall not pass!"
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