Friday, May 31, 2013

BBQ Season

Won't you Bitches join Mistress MJ as she kicks off barbecue season with a weenie roast?

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    1. And I suppose you’ll want them served up on a platter?

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  2. I can't breathe, I can't breathe ..!

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    1. It's alright for you wallace... That poor gurl hasn't seen her feet since puberty...

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    2. And most of our readers haven’t seen their penis in years either.

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  3. Yes... It's all great fun until someone burns a nipple...

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    1. Mistress MJ suggests using asbestos-lined pasties.

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  4. A couple of awfully large burgers will be required to fill those baps.

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    1. I'm putting YOU in charge of condiments.

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  5. As long as I don't have to deal with seafood sauce, I accept.

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    1. There will be no "Kipper Surprise" either.

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  6. May I bring my own weenie?

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    1. MAGO: Ja, for better or wurst.

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  7. YOWSA! My those weenies look tasty and tell the harlot to put a damn shirt on...I don't like to be stared at while I eat!

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    1. TOPHER: I’ll set the headlights to low beam.

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  8. i guess the girls just fell out of her blouse and she was too busy tending to the meat to notice? bless her heart xoxoxox

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    1. SAVANNAH: Another wardrobe malfunction.

      This isn’t the Super Bowl.

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    1. NORMA: Yesterday, my outdoor thermometer gave a reading of 38 degrees Celsius...that's over 100 degrees Fahrenheit to you Bitches below the border.

      The Humidex reading was even higher.

      *fans self vigorously*

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    2. MJ is hot!

      Only 97f/36c here.

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    3. And that was the temperature reading for MAY 31st.

      Imagine what our summer is going to be like!

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    4. Yesterday, it was 14'C here. Freezing for the time of year.

      ugh.

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    5. ROSES: Keep your knickers on, in that case.

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  10. With temperatures like that... Might I suggest you move to highter ground... All that snow and ice melt is bound to start wetting your knickers any moment...

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    1. PRINNY: The moisture level of Mistress MJ’s knickers is none of your business.

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  11. With all that heat, why bother with a BBQ grill. Just drop the wieners and the melons... er... I mean the buns right there on the sidewalk and they'll be done in no time!

    I'm sure you could fry a fish directly on the street.

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  12. I can't wait to see how she is going to put the fire out

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    1. JASON: Is your hose big enough to handle it?

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