Wednesday, August 11, 2021

Wonders With Wieners

Describe your own wonders with wieners.

19 comments:

  1. In my years of experience...I don't have many wonders with wieners left.

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  2. I got arrested once in New Orleans for letting my wiener fall through a glory hole that, unfortunately, had a cop on the other side. Oops. The wonder is that it only happened once.

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  3. They are best fried and then served with a dollop of mayo.
    Sx

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  4. I'd always choose a shorter skewer.
    Why make distance?

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  5. I have been complimented far and wide for my sausage stuffing. Jx

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  6. I found the perfect accompaniment to go with your wiener, and it really does!

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    1. Holedude seemingly never stood under a blooming Kastanie. I think it's twenty years now that a woman (writer) complaint about the smell of trees in Berlin streets. Similar complaints were uttered in Vienna, there it was no Kastanie, I forgot what tree was "guilty" of smelling like man. SOme people really have too much time at their hands - or simply must fill their columns ...

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    2. Then there's the infamous Callery Pear... Jx

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    3. A Chestnut tree and a Callery Pear I have taken note and I think another trip to the garden centre is in order.

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    4. Mago: definitely had to be a Chestnut tree in blossom. Put frankly (you see how I tied that in to the 'wiener' theme) A chestnut tree in full bloom smells like a bucket full of warm jizz. And I'll leave you with that mental picture now and move along....

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  7. I shall simply point to the picture of the cookie monster in the right hand column.

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    1. Oh look, Miss Humble of 1947's here.
      😜

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  8. [unrelated, sorry]
    The polka dot lady's pumpkin was swept into the sea on Monday.

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  9. 1. I own that cookbook (naturally!)
    2. I made 'curly whirly' burgers once and scared my daughter, who thought there were big worms in her dinner. Try and be fancy; sheesh.
    3. For those wondering, a curly whirly is a hot dog cut in half and then grilled/fried. It curls up and turns earthworm brown and shiny and it is fancy as hell.

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  10. 45 ways to prepare them, well with a cape, with a bonnet, with something shiny...

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  11. There isn't enough Febreze to get rid of the stench in here.

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