Monday, August 23, 2021

Coffee or Cock?

Which is more likely to get you out of bed in the morning? Coffee or cock?



26 comments:

  1. Continuing this week's theme - neither. I wake up naturally when I am craving a nice fag to suck on... Jx

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  2. Good help is so hard to find these days.
    Emphasis on hard.

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  3. Cock. Coffee makes you loose down there and you don't want him pulling out a Lion bar and wiping it all over your nice curtains.

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  4. Tea. And my natural enthusiasm for greeting every new day.
    Sx

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  5. I only get up in the morning because I do not want to pee in my bed.

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    1. Yes, it doesn't matter what I WANT, the necessity to pee must be dealt with first.

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  6. Coffee, because if there was cock I wouldn't be getting out of bed.

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  7. Just checking back to make sure you're still alive and didn't choke on a cock....or coffee. :) I've got male belly dancers at my place. I hope you'll have the opportunity to check them out.

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  8. Pardon me while I'm taking a break. I'm working on a project and when not doing that, I'm trying to get through a pile of books that I want to read, etc., etc.

    I'm also being annoyed by things like a Google search screen with a black background instead of a white background. I don't know why it turned to black all of a sudden. Technical junk like that.

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    1. No problem! Next time you're in the Google search screen go to Settings>Theme> should be a toggle or select option for "dark" or "light" where you can change it back to a white background. I've adapted to the black background and find it easier on my eyes now.

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    2. Dammit, now replies are going to my junk (NO, not THAT junk) and when I move them they vanish.

      I know, I know, nature's telling me to die.

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    3. Thank you to ProximaBlue for the dark/light solution and also to Miss Scarlet who emailed me with the same advice. Thank goodness for people who are smarter than me.

      Now, can anyone help poor Norma?

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    4. Apologies, Ms Norma’s issues have me a little baffled - I might be able to help if I could look at her screen in real life, but that would be tricky.
      I have some funny goings on in my own email account!
      Sx

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    5. Thank you dear Scarlet! And thank you Mistressa! You should both know by now that there's no help for Norma, she's unhelpable.

      I've got a person who's interested in the hard copies of the stuff I uploaded years ago at The File of Esther Zidel. Seems he's researching one of the actresses Esther was smitten with. His comments went to my junk box as well, which never should have happened.

      Again, the interwebs are telling me to lie down on some train tracks & do my best Lillian Gish.

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    6. Bitches, let Norma's experience remind you to check your junk folders from time to time. Good and/or important stuff accidentally ends up in there sometimes.

      Help yourself to the Vodka Fountain, Norma. Sounds like you need it.

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  9. My neighbors' cock. It's every word of the truth, too. Now mull that one over.

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