Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Fish Flops

Thanks (?) to Miss Scarlet for alerting The Mistress to this latest trend: fish footwear...







More styles available here.

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    1. JON: Are you saying that in reaction to the fish flops or to your new Prime Minister?

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    2. BoJo is less of a scary option than Gove, and a darn sight better than anything the opposition has to offer... Jx

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  2. Norma need only wear these and tattoo upward pointing arrows on her shins and thighs; "truth in advertising" would never know a better friend.

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  3. I'd rather wear crocs.

    Did I just say that?

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    1. Have you seen the images of 'Croc tan' on google images. No thank you!

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    2. MISTRESS MADDIE: Wash your mouth out with soap.

      MITZI: Croc tan images here for those who dare to click.

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  4. I quite like the goldfish ones.

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  5. They have so much sole! They are fintastic! Will they help me walk on water?
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Are you BAITING me with these questions on PORPOISE?

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  6. I just want my shoes to look like fucking shoes. Is that too much to ask?

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    1. UNKNOWN: Unfortunately, it seems that it is too much to ask.

      By the way, is it too much to ask for your name? We here at Infomaniac would love to know who you are, and what brought you to this den of filth? Welcome!

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    2. p.s. I bet it's Peenee and he can't figure out how to sign in.

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  7. "More styles available here" - style is completely the wrong word...

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    1. MR. DeVICE: The Mistress is pleased that you pointed that out.

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  8. Oh dear... Do you know what "coddies" means in the Glasgow vernacular? Testicles.

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