Thursday, December 29, 2016

Libations for kabuki zero

A libation is a ritual pouring of a liquid as an offering to a god or spirit, or in memory of those who have "passed on".


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We here at Infomaniac wish to honour the memory of the late kabuki zero with the ritual pouring of a libation.

kabuki once asked, "every new years' eve kabuki invents a drink. then that is the one drink kabuki has for that year. every year it is a dismal failure. kabuki needs more practice, as kabuki is extremely unhappy with failure. what does the goddess suggest?"

Bitches, what drink would you invent to offer as a libation to kabuki?

25 comments:

  1. The Kabuki-san

    1/2 cup cream
    1 ounce top shelf vodka
    1 maraschino cherry
    1 teaspoon maraschino cherry juice, swirrled

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    1. And The Mistress will sing Sakura (Cherry Blossoms) as you pour.

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  2. Equal measures...
    Baileys
    Cointreau
    Patron
    Dash of lychee juice.

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    1. DAMIEN: Patron as in Patrón Citrónge Orange Liqueur?

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    2. DAMIEN: kabuki once said, give kabuki something in a dirty glass and set it on fire.

      This could be that drink.

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  3. Three glasses of Champagne followed by a tiddly glass of Port. You can't beat it.
    Sx

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  4. The Kabuki Icon-
    some cognac,
    some Cointreau,
    some gin, topped off with ginger beer and some lemon juice.

    Served in white face and kimono , of course.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Of course there’s gin in your recipe!

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    2. MISTRESS MADDIE: I’ve just remembered that I met you via kabuki. That is a reason to raise our glasses (again.) So thank you, kabuki, wherever you are tonight.

      Back in 2011, I visited Mistress Maddie's blog for the first time and I said, “Men, drinking, keg parties, beautiful decor and architecture. Mistress MJ will return.”

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    3. For me, it was love at first site. And everything I do contains gin and a kiss.

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  5. I thought first about something chartreuse. But there is a lesser known alternative.

    [Alea iacta est]
    Stellina Jaune
    juice of pamplemousse
    ice cubes

    Fruity, not too sweet.

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    1. MAGO: Pamplemousse ... the French word for grapefruit. Which reminds me...

      In January, 2009, you may recall that we here at Infomaniac featured a man named Le Pamplemousse.

      Le Pamplemousse has developed a permanently pumped basket and enjoys showing it off in creative ways. He's an expert at pumping both cock and balls, shaping his foreskin and his sac into perfect pumper forms. As a muscle bear, he goes for the gusto of heavy duty pumping!

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    2. That's worth a Chartreuse verde I guess ... or a Stellina pure.

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  6. "The Divinely Decadent" mix: a little Sylvana Pampanini, a smidgeon of Patty Duke, a liberal dash of Marisol, a twist of Gloria de Haven, some Pete Burns to take the edge off the sweetness, and some Sonia Rykiel as garnish. All served in Queen Anne of Romania's cut glass goblets, of course. Jx

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    1. can we run debbie & carrie's ass cracks around the rim before the salt goes on?

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    2. You're in charge of rimming, Norma.

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  7. Equal parts sake and pineapple juice:

    Sake to reflect the artist in kabuki, and pineapple, because kabuki was colorful, tart, sweet, prickly but divine and full of zest.

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  8. Kabuki Kicker

    In a sugar rimmed galvanised bucket, mix 1 litre bottle of White Cider with 4 cans(330 ml)of Gold Label Barley Wine, whilst stirring pour in a bottle of Retsina. Serve and enjoy.

    Refreshing and a guaranteed leg opener.

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    1. MITZI: All you need is a pool boy to deliver it.

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