Monday, May 13, 2013

Houseboy Giveaway

Limited time offer!


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No purchase necessary.

A free houseboy will be given away with every caption entered at Mr. DeVice's FREAKIN' GREEN ELF SHORTS CAPTION COMPETITION.

Posing pouches optional.

Offer void where prohibited.

Click here to enter.

19 comments:

  1. How much for just the bondage chains? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. Norma has some leftover duct tape (used to keep her foundation garments in place.)

      Will that do?

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  2. Honey, I already have quite a stead like Downton Abbey as you are aware. But one can always have more help. Houseboys are like hats, gloves and shoes, you can never have too many.

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    1. Houseboys tend to cum and go.

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    2. "Darling, even Amanda de Cadenet would remember the word 'accessories'." - Edina Monsoon

      Jx

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    3. Gin and tonic, sweetie?

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    4. Don't mind if I do! Jx

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  3. A "free houseboy"? Just the one, dear? Jx

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    1. One does at least need three: one to bang, one to pay the bills and one to clean up after.

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    2. 'ere, leave some for me! MJ promised I could have at least three for hosting the compo!

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    3. MR. DeVICE: I’ll see what I have leftover in the closet.

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  4. MJ! I'm so excited that I may have let out a little bit of wee: Andi Knapp, the Elf Shorts Queen has just visited. Ready a Houseboy. A good one, mind, not one of those ropey ones that you give away to the proles.

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    1. MR. DeVICE: You KNOW how I feel about the leakage of bodily fluids on this blog.

      Please visit the Wet Wipes Station located in the foyer.

      As for the illustrious Elf Shorts Queen, I hope you bowed and scraped in her presence.

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  5. Free houseboy!?
    Hmmmm...I don't trust you.

    It's going to be like the Sea Monkeys who died in the packet again, I fear.

    ahem

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    1. JASON: Act now and you'll receive a pair of X-ray glasses and a Hypno-Coin.

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  6. You had best be booking the bus to deliver all those houseboys to the Palais Darling... I know i'll be in for a hard time keeping them all occupied... but someone has to...

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    1. PRINNY: As compensation for your hard time, I’m including a packet of blue pills.

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  7. They can belly dance?
    If not, there's no need to apply.

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