Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Norma's House Tour

Let's join Miss Normadesmond as she shows us around her humble home.

Let's kick off in the kitchen, where Norma whips up her famous Salted Ding Dong...

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After a taste of Norma's salty Ding Dong, let's relax in Norma's salon. No need to worry about sticky fingers nor leaky bodily fluids. Norma's got you covered!...


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Norma excuses herself to use the "little girl's room"...


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Is that her famous Velva Cream on the toilet tank?

Our tour winds up in Norma's boudoir. Yup, this is where all the action is, folks...



Thank you, Bitches. We hope you have enjoyed this little peek into Norma's world.

23 comments:

  1. You know how to piss Norma off?

    Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on her curtains.

    She really hates that.

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    1. Ha! A gay Mormon once told me that joke.

      Damn but he was hot, too.

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  2. I can smell that brown Lysol smell, with a hint of "stale" musty air.

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    1. cookie, get your head out of your ass.

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  3. As the inventor of "fruity pebbles cereal" it is no wonder that Norma lives in such splendor. Deservedly so, says kabuki

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    1. don'tcha love the expression on my
      face when i shit those pebbles out?

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  5. Norma's looking quite fetching in her Egyptian Cotton Tea Towel ensemble.... Are they your Dentures resting on the kitchen table Norma?

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    1. i sewed all those dangling balls on myself.

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  7. She wants to lead a glamorous life
    Without love, it ain't much

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  8. i piss glamour; PINK piss,
    in my GLAMOROUSLY PINK BATHROOM.

    but you're right. there's that
    big pink bed and who do i
    share it with?

    my mae murray doll.

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  9. These must be old pics, right? 'Cause Norma is a lot puffier now. With gin blossoms. And eyes red from crying.

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  10. Is that what you call "revenge"??? Ma chérie, you're losing valuable bitch points. What a let down. I know you can do MUCH better than this!

    Hugs
    Jon

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    1. I have rectified the "revenge" situation, Huggy Jon.

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  11. kabuki canot help but think those damn kardashian harlots have something to do with norma's tears.

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  14. What's up with all the spam on my posts lately?

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  15. Plastic-covered couches .. perfect for making porn movies, just spray-and-wipe the stains away.

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