Sunday, February 10, 2013

Year of the Trouser Snake Celebrations

Cookie, Mr. Peenee, and Norma recuperate from the "YEAR OF THE TROUSER SNAKE" celebrations...


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  1. Since the trouser snake of the left looks big, I figrue that's Cookie, but who's deflated snake is on the right?

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    1. Obviously that's Cookie on the left with the big trouser snake and that's Peenee next to him since he's the tallest.

      That leaves Norma, doesn't it?

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    2. I think Norma is using a flap of uncooked chicken to beef up her snake.

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    3. NORMA: *notes ellipses*

      Would you just finish the fucking JOKE already?

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  2. and if i may add, that room needs some interior design help.

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    1. Is that lube on the nightstand?

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    2. I believe it may be cream for callused pricks.

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  3. kabuki would like to say "Amateurs, kabuki will be celebrating long & hard' hee hee

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    1. It is rumoured that kabuki is on the pro circuit and uses TORQUE.

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  4. No manscaping going on here... must be the winter hibernation....

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  5. Waiting for the morgue to pick them up?

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    1. LX: The morgue has everyone here at Infomaniac on speed dial.

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    2. Simply passed out after smelling MJ's "dragon portal."

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    3. MARGARET: I’ll have you know my “dragon portal” smells like a freshly picked spring bouquet.

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  6. That bucket full of Amyl Nitrate that Mistress brought back from her trip really knocked the wind out of our sails, and now EVERYTHING smells like a locker room...

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    1. COOKIE: Oh, is THAT what it is?

      I thought Norma left her socks on.

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  7. and i thought it was a new sealy flesh-o-pedic.

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    1. NORMA: Well, you Bitches HAVE been called “human mattresses”…but not by me, of course.

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    1. JON: I'd say that was it you if it weren't for the fact that the laydee doesn't have her eyebrow arched saucily.

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    2. Sweetie - I'd never wear YELLOW with a purple flower and green eye-shadow. I am not Spanish. Jx

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    3. I would rather be
      Rather be
      Just a little shady
      Just a little shady
      Naughty dynamite
      Dynamite.


      Indeed. Jx

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    4. JON: Make sure you have a bubble machine behind you when you say that.

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  9. REMINDER TO NORMA: Downton Abbey is on at 9 p.m.

    Have you fallen asleep there with Cookie & Peenee?

    Should I set up your VCR?

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    1. NORMA: Thankfully, I didn’t set up your VCR as it turned out to be a double episode!

      I had no idea it would run over an hour.

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    2. little did you know, i am the go-to-girl
      for all things VHS, analog and crank start.

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  10. Shark Week on Discovery Channel, Manatee Night on Infomaniac.

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    1. PEENEE: Bet you never saw this sort of thing on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.

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