Thursday, November 01, 2012

Kitchen Queen Dreams

With the Kitchen Queen Contest rapidly approaching, let’s chat a little about what you can expect here on Infomaniac this month.

One recipe entry per day will be posted throughout the month of November.



You will be judged by a panel of your peers. Above, we see the judges picking at Norma’s dusty muffin. “Too yeasty” was the final verdict.

Judges (that’s you, Bitches) will be asked to comment on each entry as they are posted.

Later, a “Voting Day” post will be published in which you will be asked to review all the previous entries and decide who deserves to be crowned the KITCHEN QUEEN.

In your role as judge, consider your overall impression of the recipe and what makes it stand out from the rest.

All recipes were submitted with photographs to give you an idea of how they should look when they’re prepared. Some entrants kindly provided photographs of the item they had cooked/baked themselves whilst other entrants provided photos from magazines, cookbooks or online materials.

There’s something for everyone in this contest as there's a good mix of sweet and savoury.

Let's just hope it doesn't come to a tie.

Below, judges face the difficult decision of selecting a superior muffin…Norma’s? or Cookie’s?...

39 comments:

  1. Did LX win yet?

    I'd say more but I have to go and cook now....

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    1. Please do not encourage him, Wally.

      But congrats on beating him to first place today!

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  2. Have you seen these MJ? The perfect garment to wear with crocs.

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    1. The Kemp family appear to be wearing Uggs with their onesies.

      Almost as disturbing as Crocs.

      This has put Mistress MJ off her brekkie.

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    2. Only when I need to feed my pussy, Herr Mago.

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    3. What I said about the Germans not having a sense of humour?

      I take it back...in Herr Mago's case, anyway.

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  3. If Norma's and Cookie's muffins tie, I suggest a bun competition as the tie-breaker.

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    1. Are you prepared to squeeze their buns to test for freshness, Mr. Lax?

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    2. My buns are quite tasty. Not sticky like Norma's.

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    3. COOKIE: Are your buns as tasty as your Cookie Monster?

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  4. I just hope that Norma and Cookie havn't submitted their "muffin tops" by mistake....

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  5. get that ruler away from my muffin.

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    1. Don’t make me slap your muffin with that ruler, Norma.

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    2. on second thought, slap the muffin. i need it.

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    3. No doubt it’s been ages since you’ve had your muffin slapped, Norma.

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  6. ...and she actually thinks we've got time for all that judging rigmarole! *rools eyes*

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    1. Don’t make me disqualify your recipe entry, Jon.

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  7. How can anyone have an appetite with all this sidebar smut???

    Did you find any hairs in the food yet?

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    1. MARGARET: Sidebar smut?

      I’ll have you know some of the finest Infomaniac Bitches are pictured there!...AyeM8y, Norma, Cookie, etc.

      I haven’t seen any hairs in the food but I found some man cheese that had gone off.

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    2. Smut may refer to:

      Smut (fungus), a group of plant parasitic fungi

      I rest my case.

      And, I didn't click on "man cheese."

      Leaving now...harumph!

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    3. If you leave now, Margaret, you’ll miss all the recipes coming up this month.

      And “man cheese” is probably the only SFW photo on this blog.

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    4. p.s. MARGARET: Where is your evil twin today?

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    5. She's out, spreading man cheese instead of her legs.

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    6. MARGARET: Is she spreading that man cheese on a Homo Biscuit?

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    7. No, she squeezed out man cheese and poured Kreml to make this:

      http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mdugchLu1qzre7ko1_500.jpg

      Versatile: Birfday Cake, Coming Out Cake, Going Into Hiding Cake (baby face turned into cake), King Cake (baby buried deep into man cheese), Spelunking Cake (baby sideways), Meeting Cookie for Lunch Cake, The Shining Cake.

      And, I got to lick the spoon!

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    8. Did someone mention CAKE?

      Do NOT click on the link, Margaret.

      Just don’t.

      Really.

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  8. "You don't get tired of muffins, but you usually don't find inspiration in them."

    That's right. Pwnd by George Bernard Freakin Shaw.

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    1. NATIONS: What does GBS know of muffins?

      Are you sure he wasn’t talking about Belfast baps?

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  9. And here we are again. Call it a spontaneous combustion or whatever you want just don't call me early in the morning.

    Not really into muffins but if Cookie dished out his sticky buns it would have been a whole other story.

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    1. CYBERPOOF: You’ve been away for quite some time.

      Have you seen the Cookie Monster?

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  10. I told Norma, I told him, I said, "Norma, you gotta wear a hairnet." But would he listen to me?

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    1. PEENEE: Norma’s too preoccupied with having his muffin slapped to pay you any heed.

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  11. Do they make body stocking hairnets? If not kabuki shall politely decline a muffin. A cookie would have been lovely, but now it's got Baltimore all over it. Sad

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    1. kabuki, are you saying we don't know where that Cookie's been?

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