Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Kitchen Queen Contest Scandal!

Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.




Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.


It has come to our attention that three jealous Bitches have tampered with the recipe entries of the other Kitchen Queen Contest contestants.

You WILL be found and disqualified!

28 comments:

  1. Oh, God!!!!! Did they mess with mine?????

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    1. VON LX: Could yours get any messier?

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  2. Do people still wear those old fashioned pinnies?

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    1. MITZI: I imagine that Prinny wears a pinny.

      She's an old-fashioned girl.

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    2. Whilst donkey stoning her steps.

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    3. MITZI: As long as she's not pebble-dashing them.

      Donkey stones…yet another case where you’ve got me Googling.

      Apparently, there’s still a call for them!

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    1. PRINNY: Pot calling kettle black.

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  4. Ms Norma in the kitchen with a candlestick... Or more likely, a bottle of poison.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Poison in the poisson?

      I smell something fishy!

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  5. Creme they are whipping up a pot of Creme of Dyke!
    (So named because if there is one thing a dyke hates is something moderately warm and whitefish, sliming down here throat.

    1cup of water heated to 98.6 degrees f.
    1 half cup of tofu, pulse puréed to a semi liquid state.
    1 pinch salt
    Dash of alum.

    Mix everything together. Temperature is important. No need for bowls. Just splash it on your guests faces, shirts, and maybe in the mouth.

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    1. COOKIE: That’s almost as good as your brisket recipe!

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  6. Let's built the stake right now and burn those old hags!

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    1. HUGGY JON: Ask yourself…what would Mr. Dressup do?

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    2. I think it’s time for your meds, Huggy Jon.

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  7. Is nothing sacred? TSK TSK.....

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    1. TOPHER: This is Infomaniac you're talking about.

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    2. true.....I think I've been smacked upside the head with a cold limp noodle!

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  8. It can't be Norma! Her salty ding dong cake must win

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    1. CYBERPOOF: It's almost as if you can taste Norma's salty ding dong (victory) already!

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  9. why is senator john kerry in drag?

    and who let her into the test kitchens?

    i smell break-in a la watergate!

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    1. NORMA: John Kerry?

      Crikey, you’re right.

      Why the long face, John?

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  10. I'm surprised no-one was poisoned at the taste test... Jx

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    1. JON: Fair enough…the dishes have been sitting in The Smeg rather a long time.

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  11. Does this mean also they will be de-balled?

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  12. Does this mean also they will be de-balled?

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    1. MADDIE: No.

      But YOU will be de-balled for creating an echo.

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