Saturday, April 28, 2012

Infomaniac Bitches Got Talent

DEADLINE: Monday, April 30th.


Are you a creative Infomaniac Bitch?

If so, we want to see your handiwork!

Whether you paint, draw, take photographs, knit, sew, or glue macaroni onto paper plates, we want to see your creative output.

Here’s what to do…

Send a photograph (or two) of one of your creations to Mistress MJ (email address is in my Blogger Profile.)

Include a description of the image(s) and tell us a little about your particular talent.

Be sure to include a link to any online art store you might have such as Etsy or eBay. You might get lucky and sell something! Or include a link to where we can see more of your work.

p.s. If you work in more than one medium, you can send separate submissions for each. For example, if you’re a Bitch who paints AND sews, send one or two photos for your paintings and one or two photos for your sewing.

We’ll publish your submissions in one big artsy fartsy post in May.

42 comments:

  1. well, as soon as the Lad leaves I'll send my submission!

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  2. but what if your a bitch who paints and screws?

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Then use your penis as a paintbrush!

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  3. I don't have any talent. Do I win anyway?

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    1. don't you love that blogger simply had to change our dashboards because working just fine simply irked them, but they retain this moronic "This comment has been removed by the author."

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    2. NORMA: And at the moment of posting this comment, the “garbage pail” feature seems to have disappeared.

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    3. and now Bugger keeps telling me that the old Dashboard format will disappear next month.... No doubt without warning...

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    4. I bit the bullet with Bugger some time ago... probably why I post even less then I used to. I'm not finding it user friendly... there's all these little hidden bits everywhere... what's wrong with having a list of requests in Bugger??? Oh no, now we have to skate around the screen and click under rocks to find out how to make it do what we want it to do.
      I thought I would be used to it by now, but I still find it frustrating.
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    1. NORMA: Then I’m expecting you to become a patron of the ahts and make a big purchase from at least ONE of these Bitches.

      You can be Infomaniac's Peggy Guggenheim!

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    2. MJ: NO, YOU MUST BE PEGGY!
      WHY, IT'S JUST LIKE HER VENETIAN VILLA HERE!

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  6. Oh Heck!
    I better get busy as I am in a competition on Monday with the Blairsville Chamber of Commerce...

    Creeps & Crepes!

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    1. Wally, bake them one of your lovely crepes with X-lax in them. That should learn them.

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    2. Ex-lax…Creeps, Crepes and CRAPS!

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Troublemaker.

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  8. Will be with you before midnight tomorrow :-)
    Sx

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    1. I'm sure that the Mistress gets that a lot Miss Scarlet...

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    3. I'm just hoping that Blogger doesn't force me over to the new Dashboard before I can get the post drafted.

      I tried doing the "Show and Tell" post using the new interface and nearly went mental. That's when I figured out how to revert to the old Dashboard.

      But doing a long post with lots of photos with the new interface is a headache.

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    4. Nearly went mental????????? I wondered if that is why you wore your undergarments on the outside of your clothing......

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    5. Thats not underwear, Mads...it's Canadian traditional costume. They wear it in parades and stuff.

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  9. F***, S*** calice de tabarnak de... damn... Mr Christie... asshole...

    Oh Hi possum! I didn't know you were there. I was just trying to open a bag of Mr Christie's unsalted Premium Plus™ and I just can't seem to achieve this very simple task without sending half the crackers flying all over the kitchen floor... If anyone of you, talented bitches, could show me how to properly open these shitty bags, I would... well, I'll think of a reward later. (And No, Mr. Lx, you didn't win)


    Now dear Mistress, I will have to forfeit this contest because this little opera singer wannabe has never recorded anything in his career because, well, since he is an opera singen wannabe, that means he never had a career cause if this little opera singer wannabe had had a career he would have sold millions of records all over the world and he would be ten times bigger then the three tenors... yes, he would be called the thirty tenors all by himself and he would not lose a Sunday afternoon writing a comment on some blogs in nowhere cyberland!

    Hugs
    Jon

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    1. Jon, I have heard of the very wide range of notes you hit when your bed partner hits just the right spot! I hear your in Yma Sumac range of talent, and that is talent my friend!

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    2. I would never dare compare to the magnifique Peruvian nightingale, but I can hit a high "G" (spot) that can not only break crystal glasses but also concrete walls... in fact the American Intelligence have tried to use me as a weapon of mass destruction...

      ... I think I'd rather delete my Blogger account right now before they find me!

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    3. Did I hear right? You have a weapon of mass destruction? well....I'll try anything once.

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  10. "There is no such thing as talent. There is pressure." (Alfred Adler)

    Jx

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    1. Thank you Jon. This explains a lot of things...

      A LOT!


      Could we say also friction?

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    2. why I have encountered many talented pleasures over the years Jon!

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  11. Oh dear, I'm so untalented. I could play your organ a bit and let you decide whether my craftmanship is good enough to lead to satisfying results in such a stiff competition ...

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    1. WHAT! you should report to the Casa right quick! We adore organ playing here......

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  12. ...and particularly STIFF competition.

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  13. Why are there cracker crumbs all over this blog?

    And is this the night of the Jon-Jons? Double your pleasure, double your fun with the Jon-Jons team!

    With bonus organ music!

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