Sunday, April 08, 2012

Blowjob Contest

Are you saving up for a blowjob?

If so, you could win this prize!...

“I'm savin' up for a blow job! But I'll settle for a hamburger and fries."

That’s right, Bitches!

All you have to do is tell us why you want this “I’m savin’ up for a blow job!” tin bank and it could be YOURS!

Simply leave a comment today or Monday, stating why you want this item, and we’ll collectively vote for our favourite response on Tuesday.

Ladies, you’re welcome to enter this contest too. You could enter “for a friend.”

40 comments:

  1. Oh Lord... I'm first...
    Er...
    I'm saving up for a blow job so that I can have a day off.
    Sx

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    1. Goodness, Miss Scarlet.

      How do you find time to blog?

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  2. I'm saving up for a hamburger and fries, but I'll settle for a blow job!

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    1. THOM: Would you like special sauce with your order?

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  3. I've been married 10 years.

    I'm ALWAYS saving up to give a blowjob!

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    1. KDNA: Steel is the traditional gift for an 11th anniversary but tin can fill in for steel in a pinch.

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    2. What's the gift for 12 years...I have a feeling the Sailor jipped me. I got wood...

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  4. What's a blow job? Do I have to file an application or something? Should I bring my Medicard?

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    1. HUGGY JON: C'est une pipe!

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    2. Une pipe??? I don't need a pipe. I don't smoke!


      ...and that was "fill" on my first comment... "fill an application!" :/

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    3. HUGGY JON: If you don't need "une pipe" then you don't need to file an application.

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    4. Jon-Jon if you need your Medicard for a blow job then someone is definitely doing it wrong!!

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  5. "I’m savin’ up for a blow job because I don't like burger and fries" - however I may be diverted by a Caipirinha and some Tapas... Jx

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    1. JON: You'll be lucky to get a packet of pork scratchings around here!

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    2. It's pork in all directions round here! Jx

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    3. JON: Ha! Especially pulled pork.

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  6. It was a dark and stormy night, when I began saving up for a blow job because, dammit, I'm worth it!

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  7. I've been saving up for a blow job for the past 10 years by putting the money I get for giving them into a glass jar. So far I have a grand total of $1.75. I could do with that tin to hide my shameful embarrassment...

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    1. What's that in Euro, dear Princess?

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  8. I just don't want this...I covet it! Why? Because I need one thing in my house that will shock potential buyers when they go through it after we list the house. And if I can figure out how to train a camera on it, I will record their facial reactions. That's why I want it. Then I will pass it on to the next deserving person...

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  9. I'm saving up for a massage and a pedicure.

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  10. i prefer the other hole.
    got a pushke for that?

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  11. I want this to keep my old bookstore token collection since there are no more dirty bookstores left to use them . Oh, the memories of dark sticky ejaculations gone by...
    GOOD TIMES !

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  12. I have a honesty box standing outside my bedroom door, it's nearly full... of copper.

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  13. I thought they stopped making blowjobs years ago, at least that's what I had assumed from their absence...

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  14. They're still more or less "free", though as time goes on they seem to involve more and more negotiation... be easier just to rattle the tin.

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  15. Oh dear, just in, and made it back from the jello egg eating contest! Well I love to get a prize for something I have very fine tuned talents in, or should I say around....or something I can stink my lips onto.......

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  16. Oh dear, just in, and made it back from the jello egg eating contest! Well I love to get a prize for something I have very fine tuned talents in, or should I say around....or something I can stink my lips onto.......

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    1. Oh dear! I'm seeing double again! What was in those jello eggs Mistress B. ? Did you just swallow the eggs whole, cuz that's what I'd have done!! ;)

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  17. when did they start charging for these? I have been giving them away FOR FREE! I am meeting with my attorneys in the morning. Heads will roll.

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  18. BITCHES: Rest assured that Mistress MJ is compiling your responses and they'll be documented in a new post on Tuesday where you can vote on your fave.

    You have all day today to add your comment if you haven't already done so.

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  19. People pay for blowjobs?

    I knew I was doing something wrong.

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  20. Because mother's day is coming up fast.

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  21. Peeper Beeper - I thought you looked familiar...

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  22. I want it because it will sort out my coins. One for giving blow jobs the other to buy this.

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  23. I need to save up for special blow job enhancing dentures for when the Sailor & I grow old.

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