Friday, December 04, 2009

Filthy Friday - Deck Your Balls Edition

Each Filthy Friday throughout the month of December, Infomaniac will present a festive Christmas scene to put you in the mood ...

33 comments:

  1. Damn. And here I thought I was done decorating for the season. I guess not!

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  2. Sleigh balls ring,
    Are you listening?


    I'm just glad that ain't no mistletoe!

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  3. That boy should have done some waxing or manscaping just before the photo-op.

    But I love it.

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  4. To me, It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas...

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  5. who is this Michael Rivers? Claiming first without a FIRSTY!

    Hai XL!! You stole my line.

    "jingle all the way"

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  6. MICHAEL RIVERS: Damn. And here I thought I was done decorating for the season. I guess not!

    See comment from Anonymous Boxer.

    XL: Jingle Balls!

    Jingle Balls Rock!

    EROS: Sleigh balls ring,
    Are you listening?
    I'm just glad that ain't no mistletoe!


    By mentioning mistletoe, you have just reminded Mistress MJ of something important she wants to post this month.

    Thank you.

    DAVID: That boy should have done some waxing or manscaping just before the photo-op.
    But I love it


    Time to call Mr. Baldnutz!

    AYEM8Y: To me, It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas...

    We know you’re already shaking the “packages” under your tree.

    BOXER: who is this Michael Rivers? Claiming first without a FIRSTY!
    Hai XL!! You stole my line.
    "jingle all the way"


    Michael Rivers, as a relative newcomer, may be honestly unaware of the requirement of yelling “Yay! First!’ or variations upon that phrase, when arriving first on an Infomaniac post.

    Or, and we think this is more likely the case, he is aggressively flaunting his complete disregard for the rules!

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  7. Dammit! XL stole my comment.

    Oh hai XL!

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  8. BWUHAHHAAA ... :) YOu made my day!

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  9. Oh golly...this is a favorite movie of mine! Bing Crosby and The Balls of St. Mary's.

    Bada bing! Be sure and tip your waitress folks...

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  10. That Reminds Me, I Must Buy A Turkey Soon............

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  11. CYBERPOOF: Dammit! XL stole my comment.

    You must set your alarm to get up earlier if you wish to beat XL.

    MAGO: BWUHAHHAAA ... :) YOu made my day!

    Does that make up for yesterday?

    YIRISTOS: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Mistress MJ recognizes you from Fabulon.

    Make haste to Thom’s new blog, Chateau Thombeau, if you haven’t done so already. (see link on my Blogroll).

    PIGGY: Bollocks!

    Bollocks to YOU for ignoring us all week in favour of your so-called blog refurbishment.

    MICHAEL GUY: Oh golly...this is a favorite movie of mine! Bing Crosby and The Balls of St. Mary's.
    Bada bing! Be sure and tip your waitress folks...


    *pushes instant rimshot button*

    TONY: That Reminds Me, I Must Buy A Turkey Soon

    A “Butterball” turkey?

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  12. Mistress, given this is Infomaniac, I was expecting something a bit different on the button link!

    [rimshot]

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  13. Deck your balls with
    bells and holly
    fa-la-la-la-la
    la-la la-la

    Yesterday the "Cougar" next door, Mrs Gigli, invited me over for some Turkey Time..
    gobble gobble

    Should I be concerned?

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  14. Mrs Gigli also mentioned that she can't wait to get a snog under the camel toe...
    doesn't she mean mistletoe?

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  15. XL: Mistress, given this is Infomaniac, I was expecting something a bit different on the button link!
    [rimshot]


    What kind of blog do you think this IS, anyway?

    DONN: Deck your balls with
    bells and holly
    fa-la-la-la-la
    la-la la-la
    Yesterday the "Cougar" next door, Mrs Gigli, invited me over for some Turkey Time..
    gobble gobble
    Should I be concerned?
    Mrs Gigli also mentioned that she can't wait to get a snog under the camel toe...
    doesn't she mean mistletoe?


    I would be more concerned about her wattle giving you whiplash.

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  16. Ding Dong Merrily on High?

    O tidings of comfort and joy you bring this Friday MJ.

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  17. MITZI: Ding Dong Merrily on High?
    O tidings of comfort and joy you bring this Friday MJ.


    Just when we thought we’d exhausted them all, leave it to our Mitzi to find yet another appropriate carol for the occasion.

    *adorns Mitzi in decorative tinsel*

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  18. Can't talk now...I must go roast my chestnuts.

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  19. The best bit of christmas is the balls of stuffing.

    Or the stu....

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  20. Still nibbling my way through mammary lane ...

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  21. I always feel a little testy at Christmas.

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  22. Those look exactly like my ex-husbands tiny pimpled hairless pathetic undersized childlike dingly danglies.

    Which is not to say that I harbor anything like contempt for the man lo these 23 years later.

    Or anything.

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  23. ...gosh I feel festive suddenly!


    not so fresh, but definitely festive!

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  24. Shouldn't that be mistletoe?

    Or cameltoe?
    Or gristletoe....or something like that?

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  25. RANDOM: Can't talk now...I must go roast my chestnuts.

    Oh, THAT old chestnut.

    KAPI: The best bit of christmas is the balls of stuffing.
    Or the stu....


    We know who’ll be getting his stocking stuffed this Christmas.

    MAGO: Still nibbling my way through mammary lane ...

    You missed a titbit.

    GEOFF: I always feel a little testy at Christmas.

    *insert cartoonish “wha wha wha wha” sound effect here*

    NATIONS: Those look exactly like my ex-husbands tiny pimpled hairless pathetic undersized childlike dingly danglies.
    Which is not to say that I harbor anything like contempt for the man lo these 23 years later.
    Or anything.
    ...gosh I feel festive suddenly!
    not so fresh, but definitely festive!


    Help yourself to a Cum Kleen personal wipe and feel fresh for hours!

    CYBERPOOF: Gdnjxbkjxcb

    Same to you.

    JASON: Shouldn't that be mistletoe?
    Or cameltoe?
    Or gristletoe....or something like that?


    You’ll have your chance at the mistletoe soon enough.

    I’m not saying anymore about it for now.

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  26. Ding Dong Ding Dong
    Christmas Balls Are Ringing!

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  27. EROS: *makes throat-slashing motion to cut the carols*

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  28. I wonder what his first thought upon waking up that day was.

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  29. KNUDSEN: I wonder what his first thought upon waking up that day was.

    Bring me the elves!

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