Saturday, December 12, 2009

Book Title of the Year

Help us decide which one of these titles deserves the ‘Book Title of the Year’ award.

You've seen this one before here on Hallowe'en ...

The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III


Ass Goblins of Auschwitz by Cameron Pierce

We can't decide!

What's your choice, bitches?


The race for Book Title of the Year was neck-in-neck and at the time of posting this update, it was so close and some of your comments so ambiguous, that we have declared it a tie.

And so the Book Title of the Year Award goes to both THE HAUNTED VAGINA by Carlton Mellick III and ASS GOBLINS OF AUSCHWITZ by Cameron Pierce.

The Haunted Vagina is best summarized as follows:

“It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead.”

Ain’t that the truth?

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz introduces us to a race of fascist, flatulent, cider-swilling aliens, conjoined twins, and toilet toads.

And if that isn’t enough, the story involves chocolate cake too!

And you know how we feel about cake.

Thanks to everyone who participated!

And thanks to Ass Goblin’s author Cameron Pierce for mentioning Infomaniac on his blog today!


  1. I vote Ass Goblins...I wouldn't mind having my ass gobbled tee hee hee

  2. Even without having read it, I can tell that The Haunted Vagina is the scariest book ever.

    Ass Goblins of Auschwitz is clearly a tragic yet inspiring love story.

  3. I gotta go with the obvious:

    Haunted Vagina.

  4. As a Jew I am going for the vagina..........


  5. Ass Goblins, but only if they make it into a movie with my favorite Nazi killer Brad Pitt!

    Oh Hai Boxer!

  6. Dear Mistress.
    I must confess that I find that secret lady places are terrifying wether they are haunted or not so being partial to the occasional bout of ass gobbling I vote for the latter.

  7. Great, now I'll have the nightmares again.

    But The Haunted Vagina gets my vote.

  8. Um, clearly Ass Goblins of Auschwitz, which I am checking out at my friendly local library immediately.

  9. Do you need to ask?

    One of my favorite porn titles (haven't watched it though) is Raiders of the Lost Arse

  10. I vote for Haunted Vagina.

    Oh hai Cyberpete.

    I think my favourite porn title is Shaving Ryan's Privates.

  11. Ass Goblins please. The Haunted Vagina synopsis reads like a wishy-washy Barbara Cartland novel and he'll never be able to find it underneath her rolls of fat.

  12. Have you watched it Roses? It's most disappointing.

    The Hole and Bonesaw are hilarious!

  13. My favorite porn movie title: Lickety Split.

  14. really?


    ok, yes, i'll vote for haunted vagina.

    i need some eye wash....

  15. Hmm. If only there were a way to have both...

    The Haunted Ass-Gobblings of Auschwitz?

    The Asswitz-haunted Vagina?

    Ass-hunting of The Vagina-goblins?

  16. Mrs Gigli said that she likes it when someone is Gobblin her vaginer.

  17. Haunted Vagina...because you can also buy Razor Wire Pubic Hair and Satan Burger.

    And because of this line.

    "Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region"

    Quiff...on a t-shirt

    You bring out the absolute worst in me MJ.

  18. BITCHES: *flounces in to take notes*

    Mistress MJ will tally the results at the end of the day and post an update at the bottom of this post with the winning title announced.

    *sharpens pencil in CyberPoof’s butt and makes hash marks in margins*

    *slaps that filthy queefing bitch Jill on the way out*

    *and the rest of you too, just for good measure*

  19. I'd like to nominate my upcoming release: "The Foreskin of Discontent".

  20. I'm that tight and have a trick or two up my, well, sleeves

  21. I'm going to have to go with The Haunted Vagina if only because 'ass' is properly spelt 'arse'.

  22. Ass Goblins because I have been haunted by vaginers for 40 years, and because of Cameron's clever use of onomatopoeia.
    Ass goblin
    Man that cracks me up

  23. Donn said "Man that cracks me up"

    Heh, heh heh...crack...ass...up...he-


  24. BITCHES: Results to follow soon.

  25. I missed it. Dang it. Oh well, for the record, I vote for "Ass Goblins." Just too dreadful to pass up.

  26. Fave porn titles:

    Ace Ventura, Pet Myrectum
    Diddler on the Roof ('all day long I'd deedle deedle dee....')
    The Creature With the Black Harpoon

    does the book explain WHY there were ass goblins at auschwitz? nazis weren't bad enough? *checks cooter for haints*

  27. So it's going downhill from here ... what's next? Mention in the National News? Official source for International Affairs?

  28. Both seem like interesting reads. I'll make a note to buy them to read on the plane the next time I take a long flight!