Saturday, October 24, 2009

Knickers Down!

Get yer knickers down, bitches, it's the weekend!



What will you be doing?


And now in other news …

Do you remember last year’s Infomaniac Christmas Party?

Well it turns out that someone had a camera running and Ginro has captured extensive footage of it here!

32 comments:

  1. But really I was surprised to see the Saturday post up but still found myself scrolling doon to see Filthy Friday, why do I hate myself? yes I know why you all hate me.

    I remember that party well I did my skin a bison party piece but could only find a cow.

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  2. KNUDSEN: Your knickers are doon, now lift up yer kilt.

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  3. That's a Welsh woman, I can tell, lol.

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  4. ok, so after all that, i'm what? third? xoxoxox

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  5. I suffer from knickerphobia, so I am at ease presently.


    Oh Hai Savannah!

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  6. The poor girl is just trying to keep her ankles warm

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  7. xl - knickerphobia do visitors have to prove they have nothing on them that might bring you out in a rash?

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  8. *gives Donn his knickers although I rarely wear any*

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  9. GINRO: That's a Welsh woman, I can tell, lol.

    How can you tell?

    Does she have a red dragon tattoo?

    Or perhaps a leek?

    SAVANNAH: ok, so after all that, i'm what? third?

    Yes, but who’s counting?

    XL: I suffer from knickerphobia, so I am at ease presently.

    See question from Miss Lulu.

    BEAST: The poor girl is just trying to keep her ankles warm

    I was expecting your answer in the form of a Haiku.

    LULU: xl - knickerphobia do visitors have to prove they have nothing on them that might bring you out in a rash?

    *waits for XL’s response*

    CYBERPOOF: *gives Donn his knickers although I rarely wear any*

    And by “knickers” do you mean The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts?

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  10. Well, clearly the young woman is having a problem trying to understand what to do with these garments. I used to live in Cardiff, and the Welsh have a little problem adapting to civilisation having only recently come down from the caves, lol.

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  11. XL: Lulu: Knickers only lead to ruin.

    If your knicker elastic breaks, here’s how to make a loincloth.

    GINRO: Well, clearly the young woman is having a problem trying to understand what to do with these garments. I used to live in Cardiff, and the Welsh have a little problem adapting to civilisation having only recently come down from the caves, lol.

    Don’t the Welsh use undergarments in this manner?

    MAGO: Russian neighbourhood?

    You can’t see it but off screen her bottle of Stoli just rolled away.

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  12. Ah yes, but that would be the men who favour such things, lol.

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  13. Na s'darowje! Whether she listens to some music playin' in her head?
    I'll join her Monday when coming back from work.

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  14. I'll pop over to Ginro's in a moment.
    While I'm there I can ask him to go over to my place and get the postcard.

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  15. GINRO: Ah yes, but that would be the men who favour such things, lol.

    And the women throw their knickers at Tom Jones?

    MAGO: Na s'darowje! Whether she listens to some music playin' in her head?
    I'll join her Monday when coming back from work.


    I feel a round of spirited Barynya dance coming on.

    Break out the Balalaikas!

    KAZ: I'll pop over to Ginro's in a moment.
    While I'm there I can ask him to go over to my place and get the postcard.


    I suspect he’ll pop into The Rovers on his way there and forget where he was going.

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  16. No. I'm not allowed to drink, lol.

    Actually, I really did go there once. They used to have Granada Studio Tours and I took my daughter there for a day out. One of the features you could visit was the Coronation Street set, lol.

    Sadly, the tour is no more.

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  17. Hey I'm a poet again!

    The tour
    Is no more

    The Tour
    Is no more

    Le Tour
    n'est pas plus...no, not quite right.

    Le Tour
    Est ner moooer (English with a French accent)

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  18. I don't wear knickers, so I can't play.

    IVD hasn't pulled his up in 20 years, the filthy cunt.

    Beast probably can't find any big enough, so that's him ruled out too.

    And your own, you filthy Canuck, probably rotted years ago - so any attempt at pulling them down would probably have the same effect as scrunching up the Turin Shroud.

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  19. Yay! I received my Official Infomaniac Postcard today! It is everything I hoped it would be!

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  20. I bet Miss MJ has to apply a walpaper steamer for a good half hour to loosen those pultrudinous canuck knickers enough to peel them off

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  21. GINRO: No. I'm not allowed to drink, lol.
    Actually, I really did go there once. They used to have Granada Studio Tours and I took my daughter there for a day out. One of the features you could visit was the Coronation Street set, lol.
    Sadly, the tour is no more.


    Good news!

    As part of Coronation Street's 50th anniversary in December 2010, ITV plans to reopen the Coronation Street set in Manchester to the public with behind-the-scenes tours.

    GINRO: Hey I'm a poet again!
    The tour
    Is no more
    The Tour
    Is no more
    Le Tour
    n'est pas plus...no, not quite right.
    Le Tour
    Est ner moooer (English with a French accent)


    Yeats is rolling over in his grave.

    PIGGY: I don't wear knickers, so I can't play.
    IVD hasn't pulled his up in 20 years, the filthy cunt.
    Beast probably can't find any big enough, so that's him ruled out too.
    And your own, you filthy Canuck, probably rotted years ago - so any attempt at pulling them down would probably have the same effect as scrunching up the Turin Shroud.


    Behold…Beast’s underpants.

    My own undergarments smell of wildflowers and Tupelo honey.

    XL: Yay! I received my Official Infomaniac Postcard today! It is everything I hoped it would be!

    Could you read it through the ink smudges?

    BEAST: I bet Miss MJ has to apply a walpaper steamer for a good half hour to loosen those pultrudinous canuck knickers enough to peel them off

    See my comment to Piggy.

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  22. CAramba! What an excellent combination ...

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  23. Wildflowers, eh? I bet I can guess which kind of wild flower:

    (begin quote)

    "The world's smelliest flower has opened in the United States. The bloom is attracting thousands of admirers despite its stench of rotting flesh, which can be picked up a kilometre away.

    It is the first time the flower, Amorphophallus titanum or Titan Arum, has bloomed outdoors in cultivation.

    "It smells like a dead person," said one of the crowd. "I happen to be a nurse and that is exactly what it smells like.
    "

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  24. I don't see anything wrong with giving your fanny the occasional airing.

    What a lovely linguistic orgy of words, Ginro. I bet Pam Ayers is sat at home right now shitting herself.

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  25. MAGO: CAramba! What an excellent combination ...

    Mondo combo.

    PIGGY: Wildflowers, eh? I bet I can guess which kind of wild flower:
    (begin quote)
    "The world's smelliest flower has opened in the United States. The bloom is attracting thousands of admirers despite its stench of rotting flesh, which can be picked up a kilometre away.
    It is the first time the flower, Amorphophallus titanum or Titan Arum, has bloomed outdoors in cultivation.
    "It smells like a dead person," said one of the crowd. "I happen to be a nurse and that is exactly what it smells like."


    Sniff my BLOOMers.

    MITZI: I don't see anything wrong with giving your fanny the occasional airing.
    What a lovely linguistic orgy of words, Ginro. I bet Pam Ayers is sat at home right now shitting herself.


    One’s Secret Lady Place should always be well ventilated.

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  26. Do Butt-Bras count?

    BTW I like that you can actually see her cooter if'n you squint real hard.

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  27. AYEM8Y: Do Butt-Bras count?
    BTW I like that you can actually see her cooter if'n you squint real hard.


    Get your Butt-Bra DOWN!!!

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