Friday, October 16, 2009

Filthy Friday


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37 comments:

  1. Sencond!

    And no, not that second fella in the photo.

    Yikes! Is one of the ye olde Soren Knudsen?

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  2. BITCHES: The ink is barely dry on the page!

    And I've barely touched my martini.

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  3. My gawd! Look at all that clutter!!!

    That old dude crouching at the headboard has amazing stamina for an old man! Someone's been taking his Centrum Silver (and Viagra!).

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  4. I need bleach.

    And a brain scan after this.

    Excuse me while I go and vomit up my lower intestines.

    *Sidenote...dude on bottom does have a nice sized schlong. WOOOHOOOOOO!

    HOWDY MJ! remember me????! :)

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  5. dang it, wrong account. now do you remember me????

    lol

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  6. Oh I can NOT believe that allowed that bed to be photographed.

    Rococo knock off - yecch!

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  7. Old suckers ... can take the teeth out.

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  8. This is a bit much on the first cup of coffee for the day...

    I'll be back later.

    mago ~ I laughed and laughed.

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  9. Yet again I forgot it was Friday........

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  10. A candid moment at the Infomaniac Houseboy Retirement Home.

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  11. That guy flat on his back needs a back, sack and crack and chest wax.

    Too hairy! Ugh.

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  12. I'm quite fond of tongue and groove it's easy to install with no rigid tools to use, however it's wise to have a 10" or even an 8" sliding mitre box on hand.

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  13. My postcard's arrived!
    My postcard's arrived!
    My postcard's arrived!
    WOOHOO!
    *Does a little dance*

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  14. ****GURP!!***
    Back to the saggy old man meat
    ***vomits***

    can anyone else smell mothballs and musty old books

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  15. It does look like none of them are using the exercise bike in the other room. Hmmmm.

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  16. EROS: My gawd! Look at all that clutter!!!
    That old dude crouching at the headboard has amazing stamina for an old man! Someone's been taking his Centrum Silver (and Viagra!).


    Squats are a vital part of a complete exercise programme.

    KEVIN: ACK!!!

    Are you having an ack attack?

    AWA: I need bleach.
    And a brain scan after this.
    Excuse me while I go and vomit up my lower intestines.
    *Sidenote...dude on bottom does have a nice sized schlong. WOOOHOOOOOO!
    HOWDY MJ! remember me????! :)


    I remember that back in January you claimed you’d returned.

    Is this your biannual visit?

    It is? Then welcome back!

    VOICES: i triple dog dare yah!!!!

    Good idea for a game show.

    AWA: dang it, wrong account. now do you remember me????
    lol


    Oh how I’ve tried to forget.

    But there’s not enough vodka…

    Possibly because you’re hoarding it all.

    DAMIEN: Oh I can NOT believe that allowed that bed to be photographed.
    Rococo knock off - yecch!


    It’s high time we did another Filthy Friday How Not To Decorate edition.

    MAGO: Old suckers ... can take the teeth out.

    *looks to see if they’re in a glass of water by the bed*

    ROSES: This is a bit much on the first cup of coffee for the day...
    I'll be back later.
    mago ~ I laughed and laughed.


    How much Bailey’s do you put in your first cup of coffee?

    KNUDSEN: Yet again I forgot it was Friday........

    Aren’t you paying attention to the days of the week on your pill box?

    XL: A candid moment at the Infomaniac Houseboy Retirement Home.

    You’ve just reminded us of a post we should resurrect.

    ROSES: That guy flat on his back needs a back, sack and crack and chest wax.
    Too hairy! Ugh.


    Obviously a woman like you cannot appreciate a man like our Manuel.

    MITZI: I'm quite fond of tongue and groove it's easy to install with no rigid tools to use, however it's wise to have a 10" or even an 8" sliding mitre box on hand.

    Is that a stud finder in your pocket?

    GINRO: My postcard's arrived!
    My postcard's arrived!
    My postcard's arrived!
    WOOHOO!
    *Does a little dance*


    Shhh…the others will be jealous.

    BEAST: ****GURP!!***
    Back to the saggy old man meat
    ***vomits***
    can anyone else smell mothballs and musty old books


    You’re confusing it with the smell from your bedroom.

    SCARLET: Anyone for a game of Twister?

    Nake Twister, anyone?

    CYBERPOOF: It does look like none of them are using the exercise bike in the other room. Hmmmm.

    Exercise bikes are really glorified clothes hangers.

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  17. I've been back here three times for another gander at the charming awkwardness of this particular courtship.

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  18. Well God bless 'em, they sure look like they're having fun.

    That reminds me, I better get to the Post Office and check for my postcard. I have no idea why that would remind me of that.

    Wil Harrison.com

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  19. I say 'you go, gramps'...

    Beats sitting around a nursing home with pissed pants, huh?

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  20. I guess it gives me hope that I'll still be going at it at that age!

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  21. LEAH: I've been back here three times for another gander at the charming awkwardness of this particular courtship.

    Jowly enough for your grandpa fetish?

    WIL: Well God bless 'em, they sure look like they're having fun.
    That reminds me, I better get to the Post Office and check for my postcard. I have no idea why that would remind me of that.


    No! Don’t go to the post office yet!

    I haven’t sent out cards to the American winners yet.

    The folk in the UK were the priority as The Royal Mail posties are threatening a strike next week.

    MICHAEL GUY: I say 'you go, gramps'...
    Beats sitting around a nursing home with pissed pants, huh?


    Well, that Depends.

    MICHAEL RIVERS: I guess it gives me hope that I'll still be going at it at that age!

    Didn’t we warn you to avert your eyes on Fridays?

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  22. OH thanks the gods I didn't have time to visit this morning. As it is I wish I didn't have time now.
    That... creature on its back has moved its head to one side to escape the dropping turds of the slack arsed old git squatting over him. Vile.


    Oh, and: Yay! My postcard came, too. Thank you, MJ!

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  23. well, it seems I've not come at a good time.
    I'll just wander back and visit the neat crocs (is that what they call them) on the midwestern babe leaning on a fence.
    Bye.

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  24. IVD: OH thanks the gods I didn't have time to visit this morning. As it is I wish I didn't have time now.
    That... creature on its back has moved its head to one side to escape the dropping turds of the slack arsed old git squatting over him. Vile.
    Oh, and: Yay! My postcard came, too. Thank you, MJ!


    Speaking of vile, we can only hope the postman didn’t peek through your lace curtains to see what you get up to.

    BOXER: oh.my.

    Your WHAT?

    BONEMAN: well, it seems I've not come at a good time.
    I'll just wander back and visit the neat crocs (is that what they call them) on the midwestern babe leaning on a fence.


    Don’t EVER mention Crocs!

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  25. Is this Polident's new ad?
    Nice.

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  26. JASON: Is this Polident's new ad?
    Nice.


    Cleans where brushing can miss!

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  27. Such a tasteful walnut bedroom suite. holds up in times your nuts are on the wall.

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  28. AYEM8Y: Such a tasteful walnut bedroom suite. holds up in times your nuts are on the wall.

    But do you think it’s wise to put such pressure on the box-spring?

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  29. Heavens, but the Shady Pines rec room certainly is getting all frisky. They must have called off the bingo.

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  30. MR. PEENEE: Heavens, but the Shady Pines rec room certainly is getting all frisky. They must have called off the bingo.

    Yes, called off the bingo in favour of one of those new-fangled Wii games.

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